your countries were shitholes before we colonized them, and we left them much improved. That is the reality. We taught you how to run things properly...we built vital infrastructure in your countries...we gave you the seed of knowledge necessary to improve yourselves. You should pay white people royalties every time you use any technology invented by white people.

You basically should hand over 90% of your wealth to white people, as deserved thanks, for the rest of your existence. And an extra 5% for being irritating when we finally got tired of carrying you.