I hope everyone had as wonderful a Thanksgiving as I had. Or as the democrats call it, "Gender Neutral Bird Eating Protest Trump Kill Babies In The Womb Day".
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"Gender Neutral Bird Eating Protest Trump Kill Babies In The Womb Day"
Me, "Trump kills babies in the womb day."
Carroll, "That's not what I said."
Me, "A gender neutral bird eating Trump kills babies in the Womb day."
Carroll, "That's not what I said."
Me, "Are you sure?"
I guess this is probably supposed to be parsed as "Gender Neutral, Bird Eating, Protest Trump, Kill Babies In The Womb" Day, but I initially read it as "Gender-Neutral Bird-Eating Protest, Trump Kill(s) Babies, In The Womb" Day, which is marginally more accurate.
I thought the liberal stereotype was supposed to be "Condemn the Genocide of Native Americans Day"? 'Cause that used to be kind of accurate in some liberal circles.
Thanksgiving
Speaking as a Brit to the likes of you, what is this... 'Thanksgiving' you speak of, and why should I give a flying fuck about something completely irrelevant to the rest of the world...?!
Do you celebrate St. George's Day, Carol?
Nice Strawturkey you have there. Herbivore, are you...?!
"Gender Neutral Bird Eating Protest Trump Kill Babies In The Womb Day"
Seriously, that reminds me of things you see about "confusing headlines", like maybe something Jay Leno would have done. The one I remember is "Mother Of Three Makes Hole in One".
Like, are we protesting the eating of gender-neutral birds, and meanwhile Trump's performing abortions?
Trump kill babies in the womb? Can't say I'm surprised. He's not a baby-liking-type of person, is he?
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Gender neutral bird eating? You have a preference for which gender the bird you're about to eat has/had?
@SomeApe
Huh, did not know that. Learn something new everyday, I guess.
Regardless, as you said, it's not nearly as important to others as it is to americans.
@Swede
"You have a preference for which gender the bird you're about to eat has/had?"
Yes. You shove a Cornish game hen inside the turkey, bake it, and when you go to serve it, you tell the kids, "Aw, she was pregnant."
@Timjer
Actually we have thanksgiving in Canada, though it`s on a different date.
Also as to his demented raving, our thanksgiving, in Canada, in our LGBT+ meetup group was still very much a proper thanksgiving(tbh I loved the occasion with all the good food and friendly attitudes) just without the religious connotations, though they were in fact mentioned in their historical aspect. A proper thanksgiving, as opposed to some crazed postmodernist orgy OP must`ve been picturing while most likely fapping furiously.
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