We couldn't get rid of sports ball fast enough as far as I'm concerned. It's a safe tribalist outlet where Americans with bellies eat and drink while passively watching negroes play ball.
How about instead of watching the game, you get together with your brothers and nephews and play a game of football yourself? Be on your own team for once. The women can watch and make sandwiches.
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Because sports actually give a lot of money to the towns/colleges/whatever that hold them, also while playing football is fun to some people, those same people also believe watching pros that trained most of their teenage-adult lives to play it is fun compared to getting out there like a amateur.
If men are a superior breed, how come you're incapable of making your own sandwiches? Even I can make a sandwich!
On a similar note, if white guys are physically superior to "negroes", how come so many black people are great sportsmen? It's almost as if African-Americans tend to be built for exercise and physical activity, due to being descended from slaves who were selected based on their strength...
I have no brothers or nephews, and I'd rather be in the kitchen than playing (or watching, I'll give you that) football (especially if that's where all the women will be). I'd make something more delicious than shitty sandwiches too.
"Sports ball"??
Yeah, I always say to my friends, "why don't we all get together and watch some sports ball tonight?"
Personally, I rather enjoy eating and drinking while passively watching people (of various races!) play ball, dangit. ;)
(Though I don't really have all that much of a belly)
“We couldn't get rid of sports ball fast enough as far as I'm concerned.”
“It's a safe tribalist outlet where Americans with bellies eat and drink while passively watching negroes play ball.”
“How about instead of watching the game, you get together with your brothers and nephews and play a game of football yourself?”
“Be on your own team for once.”
“The women can watch and make sandwiches.”
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