Failed normies to me are guys who secretly fantasize about being with an 8+/10 Stacey, but are incapable due to being chubby and not attractive enough, are sympathetic to feminist/SJW viewpoints, and who eventually settle with an 20-30+ lb overweight Becky for lack of other opportunities, then come to a sub like this one to brag about how much sex they're having.
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For a guy who claims to hate "normies", you spend an awful lot of time ruminating about them.
And my name is isn't Becky.
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
"20-30+ lb overweight Becky" actually sounds like my kind of girl. What would that make me jn your classification scheme?
"Failed Normies" sound like they're having a helluva lot more sex and more fun than you ever will. Why, they may fail so badly that they actually contract a lifelong happy marriage with Becky. I think you, on the other hand, are destined to be srsly_forever_alone.
Considering I'll likely have nothing in common with your "Stacey" strawman, I'd rather "settle" for someone I'm going to have common interests with.
Besides, some of the best sex I've ever had has been with big girls.
Since you "incel" assholes tend to be just as shallow as you constantly whine women are, you don't care that a gym rat party girl is going to have nothing in common with a socially-inept basement dweller, you're just interested in her because of her looks.
@Bimaac
Since you "incel" assholes tend to be just as shallow as you constantly whine women are, you don't care that a gym rat party girl is going to have nothing in common with a socially-inept basement dweller, you're just interested in her because of her looks.
But according to incels, looks are everything. They don't care about having anything in common. When that gym rat party girl eventually gets bored with the incel and dumps him, he'll just blame her for being shallow and running to Chad's cock.
Incels are failed chads who fantasise about being with a succession of 8+/10 Stacey trophy wives as well as a harem of 8+/10 Stacey mistresses, but have so little going for them that they cannot even get a pity-fuck from crackwhore Enoby, and, for this reason, hate the world with bitter yet impotent rage.
Alternatively:
In, say, ten years, this is going to be you, and you will look back towards your silly petulant incel phase with shame and laughter.
“Failed normies to me are guys who secretly fantasize about being with an 8+/10 Stacey, but are incapable due to being chubby and not attractive enough, are sympathetic to feminist/SJW viewpoints, and who eventually settle with an 20-30+ lb overweight Becky for lack of other opportunities, then come to a sub like this one to brag about how much sex they're having.”
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