“Do you want to pounce on girls in public?”
You haven’t got the guts to start a conversation, but fantasize about assault. Logical.
“If I'm out and see an even halfway attractive girl my impulse is to grab her, tear her clothes off, feel her up, and slobber all over her fun bits.”
Huh? No penetration? Even in your fantasy life? What a wanker.
“It's a very real, very concrete urge.”
That you’ll never follow through on…
“I have no interest in talking to girls,”
Ah. Make your failure your actual choice, I see.
“hanging out with them, or anything; all I want to do is tackle them on sight, then touch and taste their flesh.”
Uh huh. I suppose if you don’t talk to them you don’t have to worry about saying the wrong thing and ruining your chances…
“So, are all guys like this?”
No, I hung out with my coworker until i started dating her, lots of talking, THEN proposed. Married since 1987. But YOUR way works, too. Maybe.