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(Transcript)
Alright, lets [sic] do this by the books of wisdom
What I want from any female for relationship:

1. Female addresses me as Master, owner, hubby, or God.

2. Female does not start drama, harass, or nag me.

3. Female obeys all my commands.

4. Female is loyal and never cheats.

5. Female does not masturbate as all her sexual lust must be saved for me.

6. Female must be virgin and before we meet and stay with me forever.

7. Female must always ask for my permission for most things.

Typical interaction between owner and female should go as following.:
Master: Whats [sic] for dinner today?
Female: Whatever you desire master, I live to serve you.
Master: Go prepare the bed for sex.
Female: Yes, master! At once, I am so excited!
During sex act:
Female: Oh god yes master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, cum in me!
Master: When I'm ready, calm down pet.
Female: Yes master, you are lord and king here, I only exist to serve you.
Master: Who owns you?
Female: You own my my mind, body, and soul master. My heart completely belongs to you.
Master: Of course it does. Good pet.
Later while cuddling about to fall asleep:
Female: Thank you for being a good master to me. I know I'm just a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyways. I am so lucky to have you as my owner.
Master: Its [sic] okay, I enjoy it.