Save a Soul, Fix a Faggot
Dear Good Christian Friends,
Please help me in my quest to save homosexuals and bring them to Christ. I suggest a new strategy for curing faggots. It is a simple yet effective approach. First, we fit all homosexual males in America with chastity belts. We lock said males in these belts to keep them from engaging in sodomy. Then we take young strong men who are also faggots in chastity belts and parade them in front of these males. The will become sexually aroused, and the chastity belt will cause them pain. Eventually, form the steady influx of pain from their chastity belts, they will be cured of their homosexuality. Negative reinforcement at its finest.
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Hey Jimmy wanna hear my plan? How about we faggots put chastity belts on het-ache men like you? Since in our society a sexualized woman is shown on TV every five minutes, you will quickly be cured of your heterosexuality. That will help to take care of the overpopulation problem, and it will help to cut down on the number of het-aches like you.
What a fascinatng idea! Of course, I was surprised to see you advocating such stringent measures for homosexuals but not rapists or pedophiles. Do you like rapists and pedophiles?
Also, might I suggest you think twice about forcing gays to do anything. Many of them have done time in the military (even under DADT), been cops, fighters or just generally know how to take care of themselves; and there are lots of straight people who do not like this sort of abomination.
In fact, you might find gay folks are not the people who end up wearing the buzzer panties.
Jim, this is already a thing. It's called aversion therapy and it, like all forms of 'cure the gay' methods, doesn't sodding work.
Please tell me your a poe.
Barfing & electroshocks wont change them, why do you think weird chastity belt/arousal torture would?
And those big hulking hunky thebans would just pound you for your trouble.
Now, I have one of these dorky-looking "scold" masks for you to try on.image
Oh, and a lot of folks find pain erotic & there's certainly guys who get off on what you suggest.
Now...hold still...I'm trying to put this scold thing on ya...
Rounding up a bunch of homosexuals for cruel fetish punishment? Reveals a lot more about you than any study you could site.
Lemme guess, You would be the Warden/Conciler and sole keyholder.
You're supposed to keep such dreams to yourself.
... Yep. Sounds like a Good Christian Plan, indeed.
Here's a fact: aversion therapy has never "cured" anyone of gayness. Another fact: this sick psychopath is an anti-human sadist and should stop all attempts to express his homophobia in "clever" ways.
So, your "cure" for homosexuality is to parade hot, almost naked, men in front of them?
A. I assume that you will be watching the events, just to make sure everything is going properly. Keeping a really close eye on it.
B. So, you're cool with lesbians, then? Or do you just not care about women at all?
So, how come you believe this is a new strategy, numbskull? That's probably the very oldest strategy to "cure" gays. It hasn't worked yet, and it probably won't work in future either.
Why not save greedy people, cure them and bring them to Christ instead? They actually harms others, by hoarding wealth, and actually break Christ's commandment to help the poor.
Save the Planet, Fix a breeder
Dear Good Environmentalist Friends,
Please help me in my quest to save the planet and solve overpopulation. I suggest a new strategy for reducing the birth rate. It is a simple yet effective approach. First, we fit all heterosexual males in America with chastity belts. We lock said males in these belts to keep them from engaging in reproduction. Then we take young shapely women (perhaps Lesbians making out?) and parade them in front of these males. They will become sexually aroused, and the chastity belt will cause them pain. Eventually, form the steady influx of pain from their chastity belts, they will be cured of their heterosexuality. Negative reinforcement at its finest.
If you are interested in helping to fund this Good Environmentalist Plan, or have suggestions to make it more effective, please leave a comment.
First of all, that's never going to happen, because you would be thrown in jail or beaten up if you tried it and second, pain isn't going to stop a homosexual from feeling attracted to the same sex. Once again, they only focus on males. No word on lesbians.
One: That's not negative reinforcement, that's positive punishment, as you are decreasing the rate of a behavior.
Two: Nothing is stopping your subjects from becoming sexually aroused by pain.
Three: You would never be able to get this past an ethics committee.
Absolutely transparent Poe, as is abundantly clear from the rest of his site, e.g., one of his questions for "evolutionists" is "if evolution is true, why can't I evolve wings whenever I want to fly?" as well as other hamfisted over-the-top ones like "Were you aware that there are gaps in the fossil record?"
Am I the only one that's annoyed by the misuse of the term "negative reinforcement"? What he just described is positive reinforcement....
Not only is he a disgusting, living, breathing piece of human excrement he's also an uneducated prick!
So...your plan to "fix" homosexuals is through, essentially, torture.
And OUR souls are the ones you're worried about?
The Christians as usual choose the wrong strategy for erasing sodomy.
Homosexuality is a mental illness.
The DSM people only removed it from the list of mental illnesses due to homosexual political pressure not because of any research findings that would declare it a normal and natural behavior.
These people are severely mentally ill and in need of psychological treatment but the Jew callously and cynically exploits their condition to demoralize the nation.
Meanwhile stupid as hell Christian Jew slaves think a demon is making these people the way that they are.
Ok, Poe.
But while we're at it, I think we could start up a "Christian Experience Camp". The main event would be in giving Christians the true Jesus feeling by nailing them to a cross. We could offer to give extra attention to banging the nails in tightly and, once upright, tilting the cross forward slightly, all to give them the full Messiah experience.
Confused?
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