[SuicideFuel] I found out today that i'm non-white.
Mom always told me I was white, my dad was white.
Well I finally met him.
White afro, big nose, huge red lips, asian eyes.
I always thought she cheated on him with an asian to produce me. How could a white couple produce a mongol?
The truth is, she fucked a 56% el goblino and created someone with an asian-phenotype out of gene fuckery.
I want to die.
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