@MerriedManJr
I didn't know you were writing a book! What's it about?
My autobiography, later coupled with my ideas on patriarchy, sluts, coalpha concept etc. More about inner life narative and emotions than describing actions/events. Almost no dialogue.
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A man who can't spell 'narrative' wants to write a book. Oh lord, it's the Twilight saga all over again.
Looking forward to the chapter where you solicit your own mother for pity-sex, and she quite rightly and rationally turns you down. Y'know, like any life-form with an access port would.
Another lunatic above. One typo means nothing, the book isn't written in English anyway, I never actually wanted that nor did she even refuse, just rolled her eyes and moved on with her day, 6 women had consensual sex with me. There's no reason some complete non-event would ever be in there. Of course, imbeciles like you aren't interested in what happened before that was actually crucial, like my 8 month relationship with my first gf in which we never slept together due to shyness.
my 8 month relationship with my first gf in which we never slept together due to shyness
TFO?
Your further 'claims' of having sex with a woman. So I guess - along with everything else - your magnum opus will be a work of fiction ...?!
Almost no dialogue
...so just blank pages, then? [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]
But hey, if Dr. Stuart Ashen could sell many copies of "50,000 Shades of Grey": with [I]used[/I] copies going for over £80, then there's hope for you yet as a writer; and his bestseller of a "50 Shades of Grey" parody consists of just 'Shades of Grey' repeated over & over on every page.
Hey, if someone with a Ph.D in Psychology, has worked for a major TV network here in Britain, has a popular channel on YouTube where he reviews Poundland Tat etc on a Brown Sofa , a million+ views web film ("Ashens and the Quest for the GameChild") featuring "Red Dwarf"'s Robert Llewelyn and "Star Wars"/"Harry Potter" star Warwick Davis, then so can you, eh...?!
If he can just return from a major book-signing tour of his latest book "Attack of the Flickering Skeletons: More Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" (sequel to "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of"), thus cementing him as a major media personality then so can you, cammy-poo.
...if you have a personality , that is. Dr. Ashen does have a girlfriend, so he's clearly one up on you. He could also write a paper based on your toxic personality that makes you everything he isn't .
"One typo means nothing, the book isn't written in English anyway, I never actually wanted that nor did she even refuse, just rolled her eyes and moved on with her day, 6 women had consensual sex with me."
Oh, lovely. A run-on sentence to defend his writing ability (among other topics crammed in there)... That's a winner.
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