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Vital Warning Message To Everybody From Lord Jesus Christ Given To Donna McDonald.

LORD JESUS CHRIST, IS THERE SOMETHING LOVELY YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR CHILDREN?

“CHILDREN, IT IS I, YOUR GOD. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. CHILDREN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SO MUCH THAT I DIED A HORRIBLE DEATH FOR YOU SO YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME FOR ETERNITY. CHILDREN, LISTEN, I HAVE SO MUCH WAITING FOR YOU IN ALL OF ETERNITY. I HAVE THE LOVELIEST OF LOVELIES. IF YOU CAN THINK OF SOMETHING YOU ENJOY ON THIS EARTH THEN IT MOST DEFINITELY WILL BE THERE IN HEAVEN. I WILL NOT GO INTO THE DETAILS OF EVERYTHING HERE BUT KNOW THIS: THERE WILL BE SOME SHAPE OR FORM OF IT IN HEAVEN EXCEPT THERE WILL BE NO EVIL OR ANYTHING UNTOWARD ATTACHED TO IT IN HEAVEN.

THERE ARE SO MANY LOVELY THINGS TO SEE AND HEAR AND TOUCH AND FEEL HERE IN HEAVEN. YOUR SENSES WILL BE EXPLODING AT EVERYTHING YOU WILL EXPERIENCE. IF YOU LOVED THE SWEET SMELL OF ROSES OR HONEYSUCKLES ON EARTH THEN YOU WILL ALSO EXPERIENCE THESE SAME FLOWER CREATIONS IN HEAVEN EXCEPT IN 3-D. YOU WILL NOT ONLY SMELL AND SEE THEM BUT YOU WILL LISTEN TO THE SOUND THEY MAKE. THAT IS RIGHT. FLOWERS AND CREATION IN HEAVEN MAKE SOUND. ALL THINGS HERE PRAISE AND WORSHIP THEIR LORD. IT WOULD TAKE ME A MILLION YEARS TO EXPLAIN TO YOU ALL THE LOVELY THINGS IN STORE FOR YOU IN HEAVEN. YOU MUST TRUST ME THAT THERE IS SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN THIS EARTH FOR YOU TO ENJOY AND IN STORE FOR YOU IN THE AFTER LIFE. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU PUT DOWN ALL THE WAYS OF THE WORLD TO PURSUE ME WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK, CHILDREN?

HOW HARD WOULD YOU WORK TO MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO TRAVEL TO EURO DISNEY OR DISNEY WORLD OR DISNEYLAND? WELL THOSE ARE ALL EVIL PLACES IN YOUR GOD’S MIND AND HEART. IF YOU WOULD WORK A WHOLE YEAR OR TWO TO SAVE THE MONEY FOR YOUR FAMILY TO GO THEN WOULD YOU NOT CHANGE YOUR WAYS JUST SO YOUR FATHER, ME, COULD SPEND ETERNITY WITH YOU IN PARADISE? THINK THIS THROUGH, CHILDREN, AND CHOOSE PERFECTLY FOR ME. YOU WILL NEVER REGRET IT. SHALOM, AMEN, SHALOM, AMEN.”

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