I know an atom bomb set off in a crowd of peaple would be devistating. I know that the suicide bombers in other countries walk right up to the target and do a lot of damage. I know that a gun in the right hands is very lethal. What I would like to figure out is how to place a holy atomic bomb in the middle a mass group of peaple and set off a huge blow to the devil. I would like to walk right into the mitst of the devils minions kneel down and pray and just begin to take any and all demons that come my way. I am so ready for a holy war.
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Okay, first off: incredibly scary. It's peOple like you what cause unrest! Also, I thought you just sucked at typing until I noticed you made the same mistakes consistently, so you suck at English too apparently. Why are these fundies never capable of correctly expressing themselves in their, supposedly, first language?
And don't forget the kickass theme music. And the slo-mo effects. And the wire work. And the CGI. And explosions, lots and lots of explosions.
Can't have a holy war without them.
Ya, and think of how cool you will be. And important. Don't forget important. And you will matter. You will really matter. And be important. Also, everyone will think you will look so cool. And don't forget you will be important and have meaning.
Jesus man! Do some volunteering or play a video game or something. Your fantasies are pathetic.
We have guns too. Lots of guns. If anybody is asking why i pointed that out, it is because fundamentalists only understand firepower.
And only a shitload of firepower.
Well, if your grammar and spelling has anything to do with it, I'd say any type of bomb, real or imaginary, should never be put in your hands.
The holy atomic bomb of antioch!
Don't forget the instrcutions. You have to count to three. No more, no less. Three is the number you should count and the number of your counting should be three. You shouldn't count two, unless you then proceed to three. Five is right out.
"Spiritual warfare." It's what fundies invent when ordinary prayer no longer gives them the self important emotional high it once did, or perhaps when a dim awareness of how utterly worthless and ineffective it is finally begins to seep even into the terminally atrophied causal reasoning areas of their brains.
Nautical999
What a pathetic specimen of homo sapiens you are. Bet you are a really nerdy little shit suffering from severe fatwa envy.
Pity you don't spend as much time broadening your mind as you do hugging your buybull and talking to your imaginary useless friend. Your god and jeebus as such pussies they need you defend them against the devil.
"What I would like to figure out is how to place a holy atomic bomb in the middle a mass group of peaple "
Put some uranium in a bucket, tie a rope to the handle and swing it around your head.
" a huge blow to the devil."
Why do you want to blow the devil?
Then go to Saudi Arabia and start one.
nautical999, you should probably do a test run first. You know, somewhere far away, like in the middle of a desert, and only with a single stick of dynamite. Do let us know afterwards how you got on.
Just beneath the surface of a loving christian zealot fundie lies the heart, soul and moral conscience of a radical Islamic terrorist.
To any fundie who is reading this,
I honestly can't wait until they start their uprising either. I haven't been able to shoot another human being since I was (bullshittedly) medically discharged from the Army. It's all good though, Nautical999....Once you and your jackassey compatriots decide it's time to reclaim the US for Christ you will have an incredibly pissed off and determined Ranger waiting for you at various high places.
I'll reach out and touch someone in a way your invisible Sky Daddy never could. Your the people I swore to defend the US from.
Rangers Lead the Way.
I'm standing alongside Ranger Joe. I, too, swore to defend my nation against all agressors, both foreign and domestic.
Should have known I'd be beaten to the obvious Holy Hand Grenade joke.
Also, check out pastoraal504's post about a third of the way down the page. What the fuck language is that supposed to be in?
Maybe he isn’t talking about a real A-bomb but the line
"I know that a gun in the right hands is very lethal"
Is still a worry. I know that a machine gun is designed to be deadly but to my mind any hands that use it in such a manner must be the wrong hands.
You want to blow the devil? Sounds kinky, but you'll have a problem finding him (imaginary characters are funny that way).
Would a guy in a devil suit do? If so, I recommend http://www.normalbobsmith.com
In all seriousness, this idiot needs to be taken into psychiatric care urgently.
Above all, he/she should never be allowed on an aircraft, or into an airport. And if found in such a place should be eliminated at once with no warning.
The world would be a better place without such. Even if it is "only" a poe. It's just too dangerous for "peaple" that such ideas should be on the loose.
Suicide bombers already think of themselves as "holy...bomb in the middle a mass group of peaple(sic)".
Not quite where you were going with that, was it?
Somebody really should point the DHS at nautical999 as a potential domestic terrorist.
It doesn't matter that he thinks some 'holy' a-bomb will kill demons. It doesn't matter this is a batshit crazy moron. Those are just the kind of people that get recruited by the smarter guys to be suicide bombers.
An atom bomb… you really are sheltered, aren’t you? There were only two atom bombs EVER DEPLOYED IN WAR. All the others are guarded VERY tightly, I’m sure. I don’t think that’s really what you’re looking for
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