SLUTCON (SLUT readiness CONdition) is a color-coded Sluttyness advisory scale meant to rank the severity of whoreish behavior on reddit. It is divided into 5 levels:
SLUTCON 5 (color: blue) - the lowest level of the scale, indicates attitudes or behaviors that are not really slutty. Since all females are whores, this state is almost nonexistent on reddit or elsewhere on the internet.
SLUTCON 4 (color: green) - indicates a slight level of sluttyness.
SLUTCON 3 (color: yellow) - indicates a threat Whore.
SLUTCON 2 (color: orange) - indicates a major whore.
SLUTCON 1 (color: red) - indicates an active whore and critical levels sluttyness.
Make sure that you add a flair to each of your link submissions with the appropriate SLUTCON threat level.
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