So this weekend the weather was nice, I had some errands to run and shopping to do, and the car needed an oil change. I headed over the quick lube place in the next city over where they usually get me in and out in less than twenty minutes and have an all human staff; haven't ever encoontered a nigger there.

I dropped off the car with the tech, told him which service I needed and went to the waiting room. Ah, crap. Sitting in a chair was Contravarious and his nigger braids, pants too low showing off his skivvies, and of course his cRap music playing on his phone speaker.

Well, shit. I shot him a couple dirty looks but no dice on turning down the volume. Thankfully the other tech came in and called him up and the chimpout began.

"Mr. Jackson, that's going to be $45.24 today."

"Waddafuck? Why it be so much? It's just earl."

"You got the premium service with all fluids topped off and the interior wipe and vacuum, sir."

"Naw, naw, y'all be doin' dat sheeit fo' free! I ain't payin' no ekktra fo' dat!"

The tech again explains (Give it up, brother, that nigger can't understand how to pull its pants up; it's not going to understand your bill) what the bill covers.

Nigger is still refusing to pay.

The nigger throws a fit, demands the "manajah" who shows up, asks the tech what's going on, and after hearing the tech explain, says, "Then tell him to have a nice day and put a mechanic's lien on the car until the bill is paid."

I laughed out loud.

Nigger turns around and shoots me a dirty look.

Nigger finally pays the bill but not before the threat of wrangling occurs and the tech picks up the phone to summon them.

When the nigger is gone, I smile at the tech and say, "And this is why I live out in the country." The tech looks around a second, smiles and says, "Dude, if we could turn the niggers away this would be the best job. Every single problem customer is a nigger, man."

Yep. That's pretty much why you don't do business with niggers.

On the plus side, minimal coontact, my car was done shortly after that, spic n span and fresh oil and filter, and I gladly paid the bill and thanked them.

Y'know, cause I'm a normal human person.