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chad has a smaller dick than tryone?! :(

so recently I met a 6'4 blonde dude (& really muscular!!) at my bday party and later that night we popped some molly and fucked in the middle of the dance floor XD. the only problem is his cock is 7.5 inches while Tryone, my current bf, has a cock that's 7.8 inches.

i wanna start going our with chad but his cock just won't be big enough to satisfy me like tryone :(. i've been feeling really conflicted and nearly overdosed on tic-tacs last night. i now feel like i can really relate to you guys.

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