CHAR and Ron #fundie #wingnut

CHAR and Ron #fundie #wingnut nowtheendbegins.com

CHAR:
I wonder which will come first, the election next year or the Rapture. I hope the 2nd one, but we don't know. God is in control.

Ron:
Hi Char!
I really believe it will be The Rapture first.
The Lord has been laying some things on my heart about such, so I need to do so studying.
I really feel He Will get us sometime then.
God Bless You!

CHAR:
I hope you are right because I am so ready to hear that call from Him and go up hither to be with Him forevermore and I know there are others on this website that are just as anxious as I am. As you would say, wooohoooo and as I would say, Yippy Skippy.

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The End of the World will be the return of Jesus on September 6, 1994.
Sorry; you’ve missed it.

If God is in control, then we actually have the bumbling youngest with the crazy ideas, from Miracle Workers… Woe unto us!

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Having a second term of the Orange Clown at the helm, might bring about the end of the world as we know it, or the end of mankind.

Funny that CHAR is so certain that s/he has led a pious enough life to be brought up hither*…

* That ought to be thither, oughtn't it?

“Rapture is imminent” statment #5,874,354,684 of the last two decades while still being wrong.

Wel, at least it comforting that something is still consistent and predictable in this world…

@Swede

Damn, I’m surprised anyone even bothered to keep count! And since it’s likely far more times than publicly known, I’m actually surprised there are that many idiots, across history, who were 100% certain the world was going to end in their lifetime.

I wonder which will come first, the election next year or the Rapture

The Brexitards rupturing themselves due to cringing at Bozo the Clown's behaviour as PM: or a general election.

Well, that's on the table: or off it, as per Jeremy Corbyn's condition before he'll agree to an election this year.

Whoever wins across the 'Pond' next year will have to deal with a new PM: for good or ill, whichever way it goes for whoever will be in the White House.

If it's for good: with a new Democrat president, you'll rupture yourself climbing out of your exploded Gundam looking CHAR-red, eh Mr. Azunable...?!

@Timjer

Those will just be the ones that got some kind of publication, something that Wikipedia editors can reference. 108 references total, I bet if you check the history there’s at least dozens, if not hundreds, of editors involved in that article.

If the rapture happened would anyone notice? Most rapture believers would probably deny it happened if they are left behind.

CHAR and Ron #fundie #wingnut nowtheendbegins.com

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