image [The secret of my success is that I don't use chemical poison but feminist ants. They will instantly begin complaining about their ant roles and demand diversity quotas. Then they will convince the Queen to not procreate and blame everything on the males. In the last phase they will invite hostile worms from their neighborhood to immigrate into their nest. It takes only three generations to destroy the ant society. Or your money back.]
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