Chads don't get cancer
Has anyone noticed this? When does the high school Chad never die of cancer? Its always the incel that no one really knows.
Thereby I propose my hypothesis. The more truecel someone is, the more likely they will die of a serious illness. Its the same with freak accidents too. A few people from my school have died. Its always the incels, and its always in some final destination shit way.
Luck and illness is directly correlated with looks. The (((government))) is keeping this under wraps so you continue to wagecuck for Stacey and Tyrone Junior.
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So, then you summarise that the universe itself hates you and actively wants you dead, yet somehow allowed you to be born in the first place. Sure, whatever makes you sleep at night.
They don't get cancer, they don't get STDs, Chars are perfect.
Given he thinks this is a government conspiracy this doesn't belong here.
The two deaths in my high school class were the class president/football jock and a cheerleader...
The quarterback of my senior year recently got breast cancer...
We should turn all research over to incels. Form a hypothesis, DO NO RESEARCH, announce it as a proven fact. Great time savings, no boring bibliographies, and peer review consists of telling all the skeptics to fuck off...
High school students seldom die of cancer, or die at all. Most people contracting cancer are old people.
But yes, it does happen. My husband's cousin died before he reached 20. He was in a longstanding relationship and he was fairly good looking, I guess, before the cancer hollowed him out.
A younger colleague at work died about a year ago. I didn't know him, he worked in a neighboring department (there are over 2000 people at my work-place). He was tall, looked strong and handsome, and suddenly there was a call for a minute of silence because he was dead.
A very pretty girl I worked with about 30 years ago suddenly died. First it was rumored that she had committed suicide, then it was revealed that it was a complication of diabetes type 1.
Luck and illness are as random as looks.
"The more truecel someone is, the more likely they will die of a serious illness. Its the same with freak accidents too. A few people from my school have died. Its always the incels, and its always in some final destination shit way."
Couldn't possibly have been their extremely unhealthy lifestyle choices. It had to have been the universe doing it.
I have no idea if any of the morons I went to school with are dead. I don't have contact with any of them anymore, but if any of them are, it's probably because they were strong contender for winning the coveted Darwin Award. But just about all of them were ugly, so they're probably still around.
This pile of whine is proof that he's incorrect; he's still above ground to complain & cry online instead of mercifully being deceased where he can no longer vomit up nonsense.
I've come to think that "incels" are the most pathetic group of "people" I've ever had the misfortune of reading about. Humanity will vastly improve the second they die off, by their own hand or something else.
'Cancer' in 4chanspeak - including /r9k/ - refers to anyone not conforming to the dominant paradigm: the 'board culture'.
You're not supposed to take 'Metaphors' literally .
Must be all those 'Pills' you manbabies take.
/fit/ certainly destroys your entire argument: wall-to-wall 'Chads' there.
...oh, wait: your subconscious lusting over them!
/s/: There are those who post pics of their girlfriends on that section of 4chan.
Dude, look OUTSIDE HIGH SCHOOL!
Everyone in MY school that died before graduation was what you'd call a Chad or a Stacey. Cheerleader, class president, quarterback. Your hypothesis suffers from not knowing shit about the world.
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