Women these days are covered in tattoos. Tattoos on women began with prostitutes getting tattoos on their lower back, and then the trend spread through television. Now everyone has them. I recently saw a woman working at the front desk of a medical clinic. She was wearing a business suit, appeared to be in her 50's, and she had a big ugly tattoo down her left forearm. It gave me the impression that she had likely lived a wild and partying youth. People often get tattoos to fit in with friends, or while drunk. I hate tattoos, because they are marks of worldliness.
The same is true of men wearing earrings. No man should wear an earring. I know a man who wears an earring in both right and left ears. In the 1980's that would have meant that he was a homosexual. An earring in the right ear signifies either homosexuality or support of homosexuals. This trend began in the highly homosexual Florida Keys area of southern Florida in the 1980's. Nowadays you just don't know who's gay or straight, but an earring in either ear signifies worldliness and possible homosexuality.
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@Malingspann
"And what signifies possible pedophilia?"
Old man in a dress, wearing a funny hat and a cross around his neck.
"No man should wear an earring"
With all due respect (and right now the respect due to you is zero) FUCK YOU!!!
My earring has a very deep emotional and personal significance to me. You do not know my life and have no right to judge me.
I also apologize for the profanity.
I never felt the urge myself to modify my body, but I can understand why people get tattoos or piercings.
It gave me the impression that she had likely lived a wild and partying youth.
And? Jealous?
You really think that women having tattoos only started with “tramp stamps” and men wearing earrings only started in the 1980s? You know, Davey, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any more ignorant, you go and do something like this
and totally show that you can!
if you really, absolutely, have to know whether somebody's gay or straight, try politely asking them.
if they answer by punching you in the nose, you were wrong about absolutely having to know and should butt out of their private business.
Actually Dave J. Kiddy Fiddler, the only reason I don't have any ink is because I faint when I get stuck with a needle. It's an acute drop in blood pressure, & after about 15 seconds I'm eating floor. Not ideal conditions for getting inked. But I enjoy nice tattoo work; just another art form.
Fuck you up your dickhole, DJS.
*looks in a mirror* Nope, not tramp stamp here...
Look on the bright side Dave, if you were in my state, you would know that (legally) children under 18 can't get a tattoo and children under 16 can't have piercings without permission from a parent/guardian. It should help eliminate most of those so you can tell who is too old for you.
Oh and Dave, I never "lived a wild and partying youth" yet I have 6 tattoos and no intention of ever getting a tramp stamp.
@CuriousAndMoreCurious
This is FSTDT. We curse so much here sailors blush.
Now on the topic of this quote. You say having these things is a sign of worldliness. So fucking what? Maybe we actually enjoy life. And furthermore, don't you think God would approve of people admiring his greatest creation?
"Well, in DJS's defense, the Bible does argue against body modification... in the same chapter it declares eating shellfish and mixing your crops sins."
Makes one wonder why the fundies aren't bombing and killing those at tattoo shops and seafood restaurants...
People have been getting tattoos and piercings for millenia, usually as part of religious or cultural rights. Now days, while there are a few people for whom body modification is purely aesthetic, for most people it has deeply personal meaning.
Also, if Stewie here is blowing his lid over tramp stamps and lobe piercings, nobody tell him about the wide range of other body mods there are. Like the VCH I got when I was still probably enough of a virgin to pass even Stewie's strict standards.
What about men in tattoos, Mr. Stupid?
How about little people in white tuxes living on Fantasy Island who scream about planes to their bosses? How about Russian faux-lesbian pop duos?
But seriously....What about Otzi The Iceman? What about The Ukok Princess of Siberia?
What about old-timey Pirates? *AAAARRRRR*! Would you say that jazz to the face of Blackbeard?
"I hate tattoos, because they are marks of worldliness."
Pardon the hell out of the rest of the world for not being insanely pompous, sexually-dysfunctional shut-ins like you are.
Tattoos on women are older than television, ya know.
Everyone does NOT have them. I don't have any, for example.
Business suits don't reveal forearms.
If "everyone has them", has everyone then lived a wild and partying youth?
What about men with tattoos?
What about women with earrings? Isn't that a mark of worldliness too?
You don't become homosexual by piercing holes in your ears, dearie.
I guess I must be a lesbian, then, as I have earrings in both ears. My husband will be surprised...
@Goomy pls
Poorly dressed, thick, circular old-man looking glasses, shitty, unkempt facial hair (usually huge beards, weird-looking mustaches, or both). Usually drive an old van. Usually fairly bad-looking individuals regardless of gender.
Nah, a wispy mustache is the calling card of a chester. Especially when found on an ugly, skinny man with a huge bulgy Adam's Apple in a windowless Ford Econoline van. Even more so if he has a bag of goodies as bait, be they Frozen toys or anything with the Avengers on it.
I think I just grossed myself out. Ugh.
Women these days are covered in tattoos. Tattoos on women began with Christian women getting tattoos on their lower back since Christians are all whores, and then the trend spread through churchs.
The same is true of men wearing earrings. No man should wear an earring. I know a man who wears an earring in both right and left ears, he was the pedophilic pastor at my boyhood church. This trend began in the highly Christian protestant Florida Keys area of southern Florida in the 1980's. Nowadays you just don't know who's gay or straight, but if they're Christian don't bend over near them.
Just as truthful as daves bull.
“The same is true of men wearing earrings. No man should wear an earring.”
Oh, blow it out your ignorantly judgmental ass. At one point sailors were earrings in one ear to signify they survived a ship sinking. The other ear, rings were added every time you sailed around the world.
Now it’s just adornment.
It’s cultural, and culture doesn’t ask your permisison to exist, change, or advance. Trust me, there are PLENTY of things to worry about other than if a guy has a hole in his ear, or a woman has ink in her skin.
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