oneweeksurvived #sexist reddit.com

How I got a blowjob as a manlet ricecel.

I managed to make a few friends with a Chadlite when I autistically lashed out against everyone on my facebook friends list. This guy I went to high school with. He asked me how I was doing and if everything was alright. I told him no. He invited me to hang out with a few of his Chad/Chadlite friends. Fast forward a few weeks, I got invited to a party by them.

One of the Chads in the group walked up to this girl and basically said "Hey, give oneweek a blowie". And the girl, without even knowing me said "sure." I basically stood in awe by the power of Chad. She took me to a corner where nobody could see and basically just sucked me off.

When I hang out with my Chad friends, it's like being a fish out of water. You'll be surprised by what Chads do instead of posting autistic shit on the internet.

I hope all of you guys can find some chad friends cause it's actually worth it.

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