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And then, it was time to meet her family...
Of course, like with all "Macho World" fantasies, they also assume that they'd be the biggest and toughest guy around. They would probably change their tune if Chad decided to take their new "conquest" for himself... or if "Homo erectus" decided to take them home...
Also, no, that's not how people lived in the Stone Age.
A lot of the really primitive stone-age cultures didn't make a connection between sex and babies. Granted, this was very often because something in their cultural practices, diet, and/or environment greatly lowered their fertility. In such reproductive-ignorant societies, there weren't much in the way of committed relationships. And they tended towards either extreme in regards to rape - either it was practically nonexistent but punished very severely when it happened, or it was mostly tolerated and women were just as much rapists as men.
Among those which did know where babies came from, practices varied widely. In the case of "big strong guy takes who he wants" (not a common practice, as far as I know) he had to first prove that he was just *that* important to the tribe or no one would consider it legit. A whiny incel-type or mra-type would never be able to accomplish that.
Sure, yeah. Real fucking golden age there. Live to the ripe old age of 25, risk disease and death from the slightest cut, sit comfortably in the middle of the food chain, somewhere between slow-moving elk and especially stupid berries, and worst of all for you cellar-stuffers, Doritos have yet to be invented! Oh the horrors! The living will envy the dead!
@Citizen Justinthey are a result of misapplied anachronisms and popcultural osmosis.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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