[Sexist jokes are "in" this spring]
Having a hot gf is like having a nice car. At first its fun, but eventually its the maintenance and people wanting to steal it becomes more of an issue.
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The car and theft metaphors are subtly agency-denying, which is fairly sexist. But putting that aside, it's not actually wrong if the "hot gf" is rather shallow. Given the kind of guys who would make that joke mostly go for shallow types... I can't really say it's wrong, but only within their personal bubble.
Having a hot gf is like having a nice car
...High insurance rates?
“Having a hot gf is like having a nice car.”
Bit of a category mismatch, here. I mean,I have a nice car but no one’s trying to steal it. I bought the car that suited my needs and my budget. Checked consumer reports and everything.
But this does betray the incel motivation. He wants his ‘girl’ to be hot. He wants other men jealous of his possession. He wants his status raised by what’s on his arm and by the assumption she’s fucking him.
“At first its fun,”
Yes, SHE was fun at first. And after that. And after that. And right up to right now..
“but eventually its the maintenance”
Yes, relationships are work. If you see that as a burden, you’re going to die alone. I enjoy being with my wife and will do whatever it takes to keep her attention.
“and people wanting to steal it becomes more of an issue.”
No. Why in the fuck would I marry someone I did not trust? I knew when we dated that i’d be going back to a sub and deployments for months at a time. She knew it. She doesn’t fear my actions in foreign ports, I don’t fear her actions in towns full of sailors while I’m gone.
Grow The Fuck UP!
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