Dan Rothwell #fundie

Dan Rothwell #fundie fbmi.org

The majority of Guam’s local population is religious*. Because of this, it takes extreme measures to prepare their hearts to receive the Gospel.

[*Submitter’s note: with "religious” he means “Catholic”, but doesn’t want to say it outright. I may be wrong, but this is presumedly David J. Stewart’s new church, a tiny self defined KJV-only group. Their mission is to save hell bound Catholics from eternal damnation. The website is very active. The latest contribution is only almost three years old.]

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Davey found a Church? I figured he wouldn't give up on Harvest.

More like tried to, probably.

To clarify, some Christians don’t think Christianity is a religion. They’ll say “It’s not a religion, it’s the truth” or “It’s not a religion, it’s a personal relationship with God”. Usually it’s Fundamentalists who say this, and many Fundamentalists do not consider Catholics to be Christian.

@checkmate

There’s a few Baptist churches on Guam. It’s a small island and from Dave’s last quote he does have a car, so he could be going to any of them (barring Harvest obviously). Any reason to believe this is his?

@Citizen_Justin #61577

I’m guessing. He said “new”. This one is relatively new, is KJV-only, openly fundamentalist, Hyles-Anderson College alumni. The other churchs are older. This one would probably forgive the sexual offences since they’d say it’s all the girl’s fault. UNLESS, of course, this is his old church and he was banging one of the three daughters. But that was 14 years ago, so I think they’d be too young.

@Citizen_Justin

some Christians don’t think Christianity is a religion. They’ll say “It’s not a religion, it’s the truth” or “It’s not a religion, it’s a personal relationship with God”. Usually it’s Fundamentalists who say this

...and then watch them verbally backpedal faster than Graeme Obree can cycle forwards when someone mentions the concept of Tax Exemption. A big fat PROTIP, fundies: Islam has that: as do even the Church of $cientology. Christianity alone owes in back-taxes nearly $17 quadrillion since 1776, thus right-wing Fundamentalist Christainity owes untold trillions.

Somehow I doubt “It’s not a religion, it’s the truth” or “It’s not a religion, it’s a personal relationship with God” will cut it should The Man - as in the God-owning IRS - come a-callin' to collectin'!

That's right, Christains: the IRS already own more than even your 'God's soul.

If you don't want to be unchaining your wallets to pay more than everything you own: to the extent that you'll be lucky to own the clothes on your backs when you leave their offices, you'd better start admitting that you're a religion: ergo, you = the RCC.

...you think that's just an empty 'threat', Danny-boy & all your KJV-onlyist ilk? I'd have thought you'd have learned from the example of Kent Hovind: when he was made an example of.

You only have the right to admit you're exactly like Catholics: Or Else.

Dan Rothwell #fundie fbmi.org

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