David J. Stewart #sexist jesusisprecious.org

Truly, women today are frightening! I've looked at several hundred women's dating profiles. Some women's arms are thicker than my leg. What man wants to marry a fat obese cow? Obesity is epidemic across America! A lot of Philippine women are looking for a husband, but they just want a one-way ticket out of poverty! There are 20 year old Filipina girls who would marry a 60 year old man in a wheelchair just to gain U.S. citizenship. That's not what I'm looking for (She must be at least 25!) I'm just being funny, of course. I am leery of the whole idea of marrying someone just so they can become an American.

I was reading about the famous preacher named Gipsy Smith (1860-1947), who was 78 years old when a 26 year old woman married him (see an actual news clipping to the right from June 30, 1938 - Click picture for a larger photo). She was a going away present for him, I'll tell you Brother! I'm envious! Gipsy died in 1947.

Also, Pastor Keith Gomez in Elgin, Illinois. A young Christian woman in her 20's married him in his 60's. Lucky dog! I am sincerely happy for them both (but envious...lol). Wow! They are both avid hunters, having gone on multiple hunting safaris to Africa. I think that is cool. Love knows no boundaries. I just don't like that Pastor Gomez has an errant view on repentance, saying that it means “turning from sinful ways” to be saved. The gift of God is without obligation, except to receive it by simple childlike faith. Many preachers have a difficult time understanding repentance, especially since God expects every believer to live a holy life in Christ Jesus. Albeit, the honest Bible student will never be led astray if they always keep in mind that eternal life is the “free gift” of God (Romans 5:15).

If a woman divorces her husband, she is CAUSING him to commit adultery when he remarries. Staying single after a divorce is Scripturally recommended, but optional (1st Corinthians 7:27). It is cruel and selfish for any hypocrite to tell a lonely divorced person that they are out of luck, as one rotten Baptist missionary told me. I have not had any dealings with him since. Proverbs 14:7, “Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.” I have been alone for 13 long years, and thought about suicide for awhile when things were rough several years ago, but God has seen me through. Just as “David encouraged himself in the LORD his God” (1st Samuel 30:6), so have I done.

Another big issue that I see (literally) is that women simply DON'T CARE how they dress in public! I'm frustrated every time I see independent fundamental Baptist women adorned in sexy tight spandex and other inappropriate attire. Shame on them! Even unsaved Mormon women have higher standards of modesty than most Baptists. Bob Jones University permits female students to wear halter tops. THAT IS REALLY SAD!!! We are too tuned into the world today. We live in a mousetrap society today in America, where careless ungodly women can wear next to nothing, but a man has to pretend like he is castrated. And sadly, professed Christian women aren't much better! Women ought not wear pants, it is the practice of a heathen culture! Personally, I am far more attracted in my soul to a Christian woman wearing culottes! I wish I could find such a woman to marry!

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