FOTY 2021 vote #announcement blog
And, it’s that time again! Not just for another set of broken New Year’s Resolutions, but also for voting on the Fundies of the Year 2021.
First of all, a notable farewell to Cambria Will Not Yield, Wordpress blogger, COVID-19 denialist, Ebola denialist, anti-democracy pro-theocracy Trumpist, white supremacist, and overall magnetic crank. If you are right about heaven and hell, then hopefully I go to hell, because I would not like the company in heaven.
Bennett Lee Ross, as the only contender, wins the award of Poet Loonerate by default. Roosh V. wins the award for dumbest religious conversion, @Dialgatime321 wins troll of the year, and @rabbirealm wins submitter of the year, for the same reason.
As part of the new voting system, you can now cast your ballot by point and click.
Links for the nominees, and extended descriptions
Fundie
Gerald McDonald: trilogy of creationist fail (1, 2, 3)
Bong Bacolot: man contrasts repentant rapist going to heaven, unforgiving victim going to hell
Geoffrey Grider: Democrats put Congress under curse
Purnea mob: women beaten, forced to eat human waste
Mark Samsel: US Representative (R-KS) beats up student, claims student angered God
joy pullmann: fake journalist claims For Christians, Dying From COVID (Or Anything Else) Is A Good Thing
Naveen: Tamil Nadu man kills self as an offering to God for getting a job
David J Stewart: Prolific fundie says the Bible commands believers be depressed
Karlyn Borysenko: PragerU presenter thinks Jewish people chose to be killed in the Holocaust
Philip Daniel Mills: Man goes to prison after setting house on fire for Jesus
Wingnut
Unknown Trumpist: manatee found, ‘TRUMP’ carved into skin
Tim Boyd: Texas Mayor says, “the strong will survive and the weak will parish [sic]”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Georgia Rep. files articles of impeachment against President Biden, first day
Dustin Koellhoffer AKA dustyk103: claims sex offender trial COVID cover up
Benjamin Netanyahu: Prime Minister claims Israel election fraud
Jason Riddle: 1/6 rioter enters the wrong election
Prussian Society of America: Nazis claim to own your mind, body, soul
chair0147: Redditor claims the poor don’t matter
Roosh V: PUA adopts Christianity
Lin Wood: Woman accuses Republican Rep. of communism
Gina Peddy: School administrator wants to teach “both sides” of the Holocaust
David Barton: Man claims citizens should be allowed to own nukes
Kurt Schlichter: Man calls for Strong Populist who says ‘no’ to everyone
Slavery Advocate: Website falsely claims to be ‘the only pro-slavery website on the internet’
Moonman1488: Incel claims totalitarianism is based
Liberty Hangout (1): Twitter user calls for new constitution with religious test
Višnja Pavelić: dictator’s daughter still an unrepentant ultra-nationalist who expressed a genocidal hatred of the Serbs
Liberty Hangout (2): Twitter user places allegiance to Donald Trump over democracy and the Constitution
CPAC attendees: group elects golden statue to Donald Trump
Moonbat
Red Youth: Tankie praises Joseph Stalin
The Pink Pill (1): Femcel imagines a world without scrotes
The Pink Pill (2): Femcel claims prison rape is karma
The Pink Pill (3): Femcel bashes gay men, explains why
maseisbigsexy: Twitter user sees Stalin as objectively better human being than Obama
Paektusan1948: Redditor sees North Korea as democratic country
Death to Western Imperialism: Twitter user denies Uygur genocide, Jewish holocaust
EricNeoMatrix: Atheist advocates televised execution of antivaxxers
Conspiracy theorist
Erena Velasquez: Woman pretends to be the Wraith Civilization, from the Pegasus Galaxy
Jerry Derecha (1): Adrenogate man thinks COVID vaccine contains rabies virus
Jerry Derecha (2): Adrenogate man rejects Qanon, claims Q is part of conspiracy
Jerry Derecha (3): Adrenogate man claims every Hollywood star except E. Page is transgender
Candace Owens (1): Conservative talk show host predicts downfall of governments around the world
Candace Owens (2): Conservative talk show host sees COVID lockdowns as start of New World Order
Candace Owens (3): Conservative talk show host worries about vaccine mandates for infants
Racist
Israel_is_Apartheid_: Anti-zionist wants us to hear “both sides” of Nazi Germany
Father Tadeusz Guz and Catholic University of Lublin internal ethics panel: A Polish lecturer who said that Jews had practiced “ritual murders” will not be reprimanded because his claims are the subject of “scientific discourse,” the university that employs him said.
Ben Garrison (1): Cartoonist doesn’t remember police shootings at BLM protests
Ben Garrison (2): Cartoonist depicts George Floyd dying with giant syringe kneeling on his neck rather than Derek Chauvin
robbinsville: Stormfronter supports hit-and-run perpetrator
Martha Huckabay: President of the Women’s Republican Club of New Orleans wants us to hear “both sides” of the trans-Atlantic slave trade
Sexist
Ahmad: Man claims woman is commodity
Various Incels: incels slut-shame gang rape victim
Various Incels (2): incels claim you can rape in self-defense
Dr. Dicklet et al.: incels say ideal woman age 4-12
Total Imbecile: incel advise incest
Snake Baker: man claims asking consent is “vibe killer”
Mayday: TERF assigns gender binary to intersex people
stolenrange: Redditor sees virgins as creeps who “are just allowed to walk the streets freely”
Greg Abbot: Governor signs “heartbeat bill”
Bernd: Incel thinks women need raped
Adil Khan: Gangster thinks raping 13-year-old girl not “that big a crime”
Heteronormative
Sven-Olof_Lindholm: debate.org contributors argue for death penalty of gay, trans people
Blackpillapologist: incel claims Adolf Hitler transgender
Various TERFs: TERFs claim end goal of queer theory “legalization of pedophilia”
Mariam Al-Sohel: Doctor claims gay people infected with “anal worm that feeds on semen”
Lily Cade: Woman says ‘Trans women are vile, weak, disgusting, whiny, fake-victim masturbators who should be ashamed of themselves.’
Unnamed Asshole: Australian man attacks his family because he fears his six-year-old son sitting on another boy’s lap makes him a homosexual.
Ableist
AspieMom: Mother says autism worse than cancer
Dominic Valanmahal: Man blames autism on adultery, masturbation, homosexuality, porn
distantmajin: debate.org contributors want to Euthanize the homeless and mentally ill
Mammonist
Sarah A. Hoyt: Author worries conservative boycott of Amazon may impact conservative book sales
Steve McKay: BTC System man promises guaranteed returns on Bitcoin
Brian Niemeier: Man sells bad robotech fanfic to conservatives
Tim Tony Stark Rifat (1): Man sells Soul Augmentation Service $10000
Crackpot
Unveiling Them: Blogger says Jesus of Nazareth spoke English
David hyphen Wynn full colon Miller: Man uses magick punctuation
Eric Dubay: Man claims Moon a glowing disc
Psychotic Evil
Sweaty-Lawfulness-46: Redditor enjoys people crying over dead children
Dave Grossman: Cop enjoys sex after killing
Ray Comfort: Banana Man claims babies harbor rebellion, evil
applewood: Amazon reviewer says witch hunts beneficial eugenics
Various contributors: debate.org contributors argue rape should be legal
Lauren Boebert: US Representative says Department of Education should be abolished
Emil Kirkegaard: Blogger proposes pedophiles have sex with children while they sleep
Kuriboh: Incel measures a man’s sexual worth by how many women he rapes
Funniest
Tim Tony Stark Rifat (2): Man claims Illuminati are Vampires
H2ElectricBoogaloo: Man claims you give birth to Jesus Christ by ejaculating on New Year
WTF award
Generation Zed: Youtuber gives guide to harvesting alien livers, sacred books
Theophrastus: Blogger claims culinary fusion satanic entry-ism
levitation: TERF asks why anime/hentai turn white people trans
The Best Part About Making Meatballs: Youtuber thinks black people can’t make meatballs
Joshua Feuerstein: COVIDiot thinks pro-vax preachers have no balls
Jerry Derecha (4): Adrenogate man claims 9/11 a ritual to pause time
Jacob Harrison: Man writes fic, “The Tragedy of Bastethotep”
One-liner
“Wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality. Any masculine man wants a submissive woman.”
“There are no pronouns in the bible.”
“How can you go to church and pray when you’re wearing a mask? Do you think God can hear your prayers through a mask?”
“Men who own cats are beta males.”, claims “Superior Intellect”
“When did you realize that you were both a nazi and trans? For me, it was when I realized that I knew more about authentic white Christian femininity than 99.9% of all cis white women today, and I decided to embrace my true self.”
“Q was a scam to lure patriots into complacency. Alex Jones was right all along.”
“Believe it or not, a Christian theocracy would actually be far more libertarian/small-gov than a democracy.”
“If you support democracy, you are by definition not a conservative”
“If you’re a white women and are currently pregnant with a white baby boy.. do us all a favor and take a trip to planned parenthood”
“‘Is it a red flag if she believes in astrology?’ The opposite — it’s more of a red flag if she doesn’t believe in astrology. Means she is probably way too logical and masculine”
“As a vigilante myself (of the masked variety!), I was cheering for him [Rittenhouse] all the way.”
“A repentant rapist may be SAVED, but an unforgiving victim will be damned in hell throughout eternity.”
“I don’t remember Police shooting any Antifa or BLM members during those “peaceful protests” last year I remember police taking a knee…”
“If you're a white women and are currently pregnant with a white baby boy.. do us all a favor and take a trip to planned parenthood”
Magnetic Crank
Human Race Survival Resistance: Blogger claims to have snuff film of Hillary Clinton
John Lash: Man claims Gnostics Christianity developed remote viewing, beliefs about space aliens
Dominic Valanmahal: Man blames autism on adultery, masturbation, homosexuality, porn
Liberty Hangout (3): Twitter user claims Christian theocracy ‘more libertarian/small-gov than a democracy’
Icy-Flamingo-9693: Redditor thinks ‘Charitable giving should be made illegal’
Lily Cade: Woman says ‘Trans women are vile, weak, disgusting, whiny, fake-victim masturbators who should be ashamed of themselves.’
Bill Hick: Man speculates on ways to increase white birthrate
Kate Morgan: Woman says that white male fetuses should be systematically aborted
Keiko Fujimori & Other Wingnuts: Peruvian classists cry election fraud after Pedro Castillo polls well
Candace Owens (4): Conservative talk show host recommends colloidal silver supplements to fight COVID
Jack T. Chick Memorial Award for Worst Artist
Colonel-Knight-Rider: Manchild draws anti-racist virgin, colourblind chad, meme
WAtheAnum: DeviantArt contributor draws anti-pride-month stick figure comic
Lena Ruseva: woman paints Archangel Trump forcing a naked Biden and Harris from the White House
Dr. Nick Riviera Award for Dumbest Quack Medicine
aficiomaquinas: techbro claims cancer can be beaten by starving, bleach
Italian Anti-vaxxer: man who wanted a Covid vaccination certificate without getting the jab turned up for his vaccine with a fake arm
Chris Penelope: pastor alleges he heals people by farting the Holy Spirit on their heads/nostrils
Chicken Little Award for Failed Predictions
ChristExtra (1): Conspiracy theorist predicts Rapture of the Great Multitude in 2021
ChristExtra (2): Conspiracy theorist predicts Rapture of the Great Multitude in 2021
Patrick Scrivener: Man predicts China takes over the world in 2021
TheSavior: Man predicts 90% of the Chinese population dies in 2021
Gracie: Blogger predicts man-on-car marriage in 2021
MissMargo: Conspiracy Theorist predicts former Presidents of the United States arrested in 2021
Anonymous: Channer predicts Hillary Clinton declares herself Empress in 2021
LIBERALITY Comics: Artist predicts Godless Liberals give up control of the United States to the UN in 2021
January 6 Insurrectionist Award
Jason Riddle: 1/6 rioter enters the wrong election
Timothy Hale-Cusanelli: U.S. Army reservist arrested for participating in Capitol riot, known to coworkers a white supremacist, Nazi sympathizer, wore “Hitler mustache” to Naval security job
Robert Keith Packer: Man stormed US Capitol wearing anti-Semitic sweatshirt reading “Camp Auschwitz”
Pro-Trump domestic terrorists: rioters fling shit
Oregon Republican Party: politicians call 1/6 riot a ‘false flag’
gosia tomasz: Pole supports 1/6 rioters, Trump for president
William McCall Calhoun Jr: Attorney spreads violent rhetoric, defends 1/6 rioters
DeAnna Lorraine: 1/6 rioter calls conservatives who did not riot “wussies”
Unnamed sign-bearer at US Capitol protest: rioter holds sign reading: “CHINA IS ASSHOLE”
Kinslayer of the Year
Gideon Boakye: Pastor kills 9-year-old daughter after accusations of witchcraft
Matthew Coleman: Driving instructor murders his children to “save the world,” blames Qanon
Shobha Mote, Sanjay Mote: teenager arrested in western India for beheading 19-year-old sister while mother allegedly held the young woman’s legs
Devid R: German conspiracy theorist kills wife, three daughters, and himself after wife was found with fake vaccination card
Sharmila Begum, Azarudeen and Mohammed Saleem: six-month-old girl drowned to death allegedly as a human sacrifice
Submitter of the Year
@rabbirealm
Commenter of the Year
@Spacewyrm
<@KeithInc.>
Comment of the Year
@Spacewyrm #76692: “And then there's the question of why God would even want to deceive us like that? Why would he even want a young universe to look old? My theory: Our creator is a con artist. This universe is a forgery of a famous universe created by some other god that he tricked some third god into buying. The apparent age was necessary to make it look authentic.”
@kuyohashi #88302: Commenting a Stormfronter pitching a network of racist dating sites to fight miscegenation, kuyohashi spoofs what their Asian site would look like: “Herro, ferrow Asians...”
@Spacewyrm #102300: Spacewyrm on why TERFs are considered conservative.
<@KeithInc.> #73721: KeithInc.’s questioning of how Jesus would turn out if he ejaculated at New Year
Website of the Year
Voyages of Light
Prussian Society of America
Twitter