The Rev. William H. Grimes, “Sermon 10” #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 10: ME!

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.”- 2 Thessalonians 3:1-4

There’s this new song out there, aptly called “ME!” It’s by the wicked harlot Taylor Swift and sodomite Brandon Urie of “Panic at the Disco” fame. The song is Swift and Urie boasting that one will never find another like them, “you’ll never find another like ME!!!!!” How wicked! Such arrogance and narcissism that is absolutely abominable in the sight of the Living God!!!!! SUCH IS AN ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED ABOMINATION UNTO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! MERE MAN IS NOT SO GREAT TO BE UTTERLY UNIQUE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the lyrics is “you can’t spell awesome without me!” This is vanity and ungodly reprehensible tackiness if I’ve ever heard it. Why does Urie insist upon worshiping himself instead of Christ?! He’d probably be engaging in bedroom conduct with Swift as well if it wasn’t clear that he is a sodomite! Taylor Swift is a sodomite but she’s a bisexual woman who’s engaged in sinful conduct such as lesbianism with Karlie Kloss and that other pompous woman who cannot wear modest apparel as the Apostle Paul said!

Apparently Swift also decided to become a drag king for this video!!!! SHE WAS WEARING A SUIT AND TIE AND WAS HAVING SLICKED BACK SHORT HAIR! DEUTERONOMY 22:5 SAITH NO WOMAN SHALT WEAR THE GARMENT OF A MAN! THAT IS ABOMINABLE IN THE SIGHT OF THE LIVING GOD!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Look, this filth is infiltrating the minds of the masses! This music video broke the record number of views in the first 24 hours on YouTube! No more! We need to just listen to good old fashioned Baptist hymns and reject pop music and rap and country and western and rock and roll!!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY VILE SEWAGE AND DOES NOT HELP YOU GET RIGHT WITH ALMIGHTY GOD! God’s people said AMEN!

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