This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon.
The Blessed Virgin Mary gave to St. Bernadette several prophecies, one of which reads to the effect that science will find a way to blend the essences of men and animals and that the resulting monsters will finally turn mankind against science. She further predicted that the scientists would be "hunted down like ravening wolves".
I can't wait. They are nothing but narrow, small minded human beings with stunted souls who wish to be God.
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"This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon."
Uh huh. Just like Jebus is coming back any day now.
Why don't you sit in the corner and hold your breath until either happens?
Yeah, Science is such a fad.
It' s only been going on for centuries now (millenia if we count the Pagans like the Greek and Chinese but who counts them?)
... Catgirls you moron. They're trying to figure out Catgirls. Its what they're all working on.
The consequences will only be dire if the supply doesn't meet the demand. And even then they wouldn't be killed so much as have their harem stolen from them.
"This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon."
Uh, yeah. I don't think so.
"The Blessed Virgin Mary gave to St. Bernadette several prophecies, one of which reads to the effect that science will find a way to blend the essences of men and animals and that the resulting monsters will finally turn mankind against science. She further predicted that the scientists would be "hunted down like ravening wolves".
What the holy fuck are you babbling about?
"I can't wait. They are nothing but narrow, small minded human beings with stunted souls who wish to be God."
Please leave society and go live in a cave if you dislike the fruits of scientific labor so much.
Soapbox Moment:
Dear Fundtard that "modern science" you whine about has made the entire modern world possible. It is our only method of survival in the world, if you hate science you in a sense hate life, including your own.
"This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon.
The Blessed Virgin Mary gave to St. Bernadette several prophecies, one of which reads to the effect that science will find a way to blend the essences of men and animals and that the resulting monsters will finally turn mankind against science. She further predicted that the scientists would be "hunted down like ravening wolves".
I can't wait. They are nothing but narrow, small minded human beings with stunted souls who wish to be God."
on the Internet. (*massive eyeroll*)
I have heard the story of Lourdes myself, which is what Virginie is talking about. The way I heard it from an aunt who went there was, Mary appeared to young Bernadette and said, "I am the Immaculate Conception." Virginie is obviously French and should have been there herself. Why this tale about prophecy? My aunt is very religious and I can't imagine her leaving something important out if it were there to begin with.
On Sheet 5 was the most detailed text: “Your Holiness, the Holy Virgin told me that with the end of the 20th Century the end of the age of science would follow. A new era of the Faith will begin everywhere on Earth. Eventually the evidence is found that it was God who created the Earth and Man. This will be the beginning of the end of the sciences; the people will not believe in them any longer. Millions will turn back to Christ
”
Yet you type on a computer, drive a car, get medical assistance. Fuck off and die.
No, no, you've got it all wrong. She said that scientists would be hunting like ravenous wolves.
I, for one, welcome our new gengineered werewolf biologist overlords.
Yeah, why would we stick with the Renaissance when we can have the Dark Ages?
agentCDE
Ha, ha, ha! Hadn't thought of that.
Per the Marian Library at the University of Dayton:
News reports have circulated that a researcher, Father Antoine La Grande, a French priest, has discovered a long lost letter of St. Bernadette at the Vatican Library. The Marian Library / International Marian Research Institute has inquired at the Vatican Library concerning this matter. According to officials at the Library and the registry of visitors who do research at the library, no one by the name of Father La Grande nor any otherwise unknown patrons have done research at the library, which would indicate such a discovery.
Having received several letters on this topic, we did special research in the manuscript section of the Vatican Library and in the archives as well. No letter written to Pope Leo XIII mentioning these five secrets has been found.
We also checked references of admission to study in the library, but the French priest, Antoine La Grande, mentioned as discovering the letter there, has neither asked for a reader's card in the Vatican Library nor the Vatican Archives.
In other words, the "prophesies" (see e.g., Antichrist #490878 above) are probably modern frauds or myths.
I'm pretty sure human-animal chimaeras are illegal...
(Yes, there is a potential for genetically engineered animal-human hybrids)
This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon.
The Blessed Reverend Mother Mary gave to St. Serena Butler several prophecies, one of which reads to the effect that science will find a way to blend the essences of men and machines and that the resulting thinking machines will finally turn mankind against computers. She further predicted that the thinking machines would be "hunted down like hack knockoff artists and self-serving sons of famous SF writers with female issues".
I can't wait. They are nothing but narrow, small minded human beings with spice-addled souls who wish to be gigantic sandworms who rule the galaxy for 3000 years.
I kind of heard that the Virgin Mary never made promises of this kind to Bernadette. Moreover, many of those attributed have been disregarded as false. And none has to do with science(logical, it was 1858, when science was in an initial stage). The funny thing is, not only it's false, this moron is saying this through a computer.
(If you think it stinks in there, that smell is the same as your opinions- shitty)
I had to edit the middle part- this is what I meant to say.
If you dislike the modern world and the science that made it possible, do this-
1) Bend over.
STFU and DIAF.
If you dislike the modern world and the science that made it possible, do this-
1) Bend over.
STFU and DIAF.
"They are nothing but narrow, small minded human beings with stunted souls."
Arrgh! This highly polished mirror is blinding me!
This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon.
You first then. Destroy your computer, your house, its appliances, your clothes (can't have that sinful polyblend, now, can we?), your car, and remove yourself from the health services. Now STFU and go live in a cave somewhere.
"I can't wait. They are nothing but narrow, small minded human beings with stunted souls who wish to be God. "
This is no longer a case of the pot calling the kettle black, this is a case of a pot calling a shiny mirror a black hole.
The proof that those profecies were a fraud is that:
"This sad passing fancy called "modern science" is going to be trounced by religion very soon." I hate to say it, but ... she may be right.
All it takes is one major social upheaval, and superstitious nuttery will flower back into prominence. It happened at the end of the Roman Empire, and it could happen to modern civilization too.
Beware the sounds of Barbarians knocking at the gates...
It's a Furry Sy-Fy Channel film, starring Vinnie Jones, Patrick Stewart, and Bruce Campbell. Hot sex with leopard women, mad science, and the eventual dawn of a New Dark Age. With special guest appearances by Cthulhu and Shub-Niggurath.
Rated TV-MA for nudity, strong violence/gore, language, explicit sexual activity, and Fundie jerk-off fantasies.
"The Blessed Virgin Mary gave to St. Bernadette several prophecies, one of which reads to the effect that science will find a way to blend the essences of men and animals"
image more towards science. She further predicted that the scientists would be "hunted down like ravening wolves by millions wanting them to create Wolfgirls " [/Mew Zakuro , Horo ] =^_^=
I can't wait. You, Virginny & co., are nothing but narrow, small minded sub humans with stunted souls holding back the progress of those who are already superior to your 'God'.
@nfp
"I read this in a Cerebus the Aardvark comic book."
I did so too, in one by Joshua Quagmire
...oh, if only !
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