checkmate

@checkmate

David J. Stewart #fundie #racist

morality CANNOT be legislated

And nevertheless 90% of your article bemoans government actions and places the blame for your perception of moral decline on public institutions. Make up your mind.

Vincent Cheung #fundie

God is the one who controls evil spirits, lying spirits, the false prophets and their messages, to entice people to sin and to make harmful decisions, in order to fulfill his decree.

In other words, God is a fucking asshole.

Myurin-the-archdemon #racist #psycho

Alas, one girl alone doesn’t makes even .02%

It’s funny how small these people think.

One girl in Mexico equals 0.00008% of the population. And that figure is rounded. One girl would be 0.02% of a city with 500,000 inhabitants, like Mesa, Arizona.

Myurin-the-archdemon #racist #sexist

It must suck to be you. Now I’m going to go listen to Good Day Sunshine by the Beatles:

Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
Good day sunshine
I need to laugh, and when the sun is out
I've got something I can laugh about
I feel good, in a special way
I'm in love and it's a sunny day

Christ Teens with Disciples In Education #fundie

And here it is:

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Non-profit? $714? My ass. They're making a pretty penny.

Btw, It would be sooooo easy to make a porno version of those signs. ;-)

Brian Niemeier #fundie #mammon

Buy my theological horror novel Nethereal now!

Why? I already have a theological horror novel. It’s called “The Bible”.

Besides that, I think most people would be very surprised to learn all the nitty bitty theological crap their church teaches, Catholic, Protestant, Fundamental Baptist, or other. I bet 95% of even dedicated weekly churchgoers only know or understand about 10% of their respective church’s teachings.

theblackpeople #racist

The English language just tweeted that it’s sick and tired of being used for fucking bullshit like this and wants to sue.

Christ Teens with Disciples In Education #fundie

Rob Smith #dunning-kruger #wingnut

David Duke #racist #conspiracy

Stop antiWhite racism!

Ohh, puh puh puh, are we the victim now? Ohh, I feel sooo fucking sorry for you. Btw, I’m about as white as it gets, so I can speak for us paleface folks: fuck you.

Sandy Rios #fundie #racist

Brian Niemeier #wingnut

Everything's not staying the way it was when I was young, therefore civilization is being corrupted, evil is winning, and the war on God is being fought in full force.

Whatever happened to The Lone Ranger and The Shadow on the radio? We should ban television and the internet and bring back the days of good ‘ol days of God fearing radio!

Napoleon de Geso (“voluntary incel lolipantsuführer”) #sexist

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie

Campbell Hayden #racist

Anonymous #racist

Hitler was also a member of the French Resistance, fought in Spain against Franco, and helped Graf von Stauffenberg place the bomb in the Wolfsschanze. Stalin awarded him the Lenin Order after the war, but only after King George installed him as a Lord Knight in the Order of the Garter.

Unknown #racist

Tony Middleton #racist #wingnut

@Thanos6

What the others said, but also “states rights” (aka sovereignty) in its modern form got rekindled by the federal government using the FBI and other national forces to help force de-segregation of schools in the 60s along with other elements of the Civil Rights process. Today it’s mainly about abortion, where (on the most part) Southern states (bless their racist little hearts) want to be able to ban abortion without federal laws and courts pissing on their party.

melodicmisery #psycho

tl;dr

But I did notice. “a school of about 10k students”. Huh? 10,000 students in one high school? Holy fucking big school, Batman.

Patsy Lambert #fundie

God does have a plan for our life.

Right!

And according to his staunchest followers, if you don’t interpret his hopelessly ambiguous book in the exact correct way, that plan is to send you to Hell for eternal damnation. That’s how much he loves you. Amen and praise the Lord.

Tony Middleton #racist #wingnut

Sorry folks, I’m just a bit peeved at the moment, simply because almost every time a Trump ass kisser in the national government opens his/her mouth, a Southern accent comes out. (NB: almost).

Ezekiel in Exile #moonbat #conspiracy

Many of Einstein’s theories weren’t proven until long after his death. That’s why they’re called “theories”, not “laws”. If nobody ever hypothesized and experimented, the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria would still be in port.

I once heard a great definition of science: science is the discipline of keeping error up to date.

Unknown #racist

Tony Middleton #racist #wingnut

A great Southerner

A great Southerner? That's right up there with Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, and the Loch Ness monster.

Martin Sonnleitner #magick

@Bastethotep

Yes, you’re right. Sorry, all this esoteric bullshit for lame brains and total losers is slowly getting me confused. I knew it sounded wrong, I was thinking of “das innere Auge” (“the inner eye”) or something like that. Something’s ringing a bell, I’m just not sure what. And please don’t say “der sechste Sinn”. That’s not what I mean. Also not “die innere Stimme”. Ich glaube, ich hole mir ein Bier.

Maybe we should make up a bunch of goofy crap about the “inner eye” and how to open it, write it in a book, and then sell it to the shit-for-brains losers for a pile of cash.

In German, a “third eye” is just a way of saying “sixth sense” or that someone has “a good sense of perception” or an enhanced understanding for a certein subject matter. NB, “a” third eye, not “the” third eye (= “er/sie hat dafür ein drittes Auge”). Somebody’s taking the whole thing much too literally and seriously here.

Roosh #sexist

Pants were invented for men, not women.

Invented? Really? Ok, who has the patent?

How do you know? (And to use the typical fundie argument:) “Where you there?”

Sarah Buckingham #sexist

Roosh #sexist

It's impossible for a woman to wear pants … without sexualizing her body

Hillary Clinton, for one, certainly proved that statement wrong.

Welcumtotherealworld #racist #ableist #psycho

Tyrone

Yet another brain dead pseudo-speak word for dumb shits who live in a non-existent parallel reality. Trash the lingo, get a life.

Laura Wood #fundie #conspiracy

various incels #racist #sexist

Brother Nathanael Kapner #racist #conspiracy

Germans put their prisoners to work to replace the German working men sent to the fronts for the war effort.

Somebody’s never heard of “Vernichtung durch Arbeit” (“extermination by working”). Part of the German extermination plan wasn’t just to murder Jews (and others) outright, but to slowly work them to death. If the Germans had really wanted to just “replace the German working men” and keep production up, then the prisoners would have been fed well, kept healthy and able to work efficiently. This isn’t what was wanted. Prisoners were poured into extremely dangerous projects (such as at Mittelbau-Dora) and “burned out”, only to be replaced by more. Their deaths were expected and wanted. Getting needed work done was a useful side-effect.

fORevER #wingnut

jeremyjimmy #sexist

RobotCockRock #racist #homophobia #sexist #transphobia

The greatest thing Trump has done so far as president is what he has flushed down the luxurious toilets of the White House. Everything else he has done since coming into office is basically the same as his greatest achievement, as described in the preceeding sentence.

Miles Mathis #crackpot

VirginAutistManlet #racist #quack

just eat a processed packaged item

Right!

Because as we all know, you can’t get fat from processed packaged items.

So much crazy in so little space. How do these people exist in daily life? Can you imagine working with this guy?

Alice Leszek #fundie

church mouse guy #racist #wingnut

We cannot assimilate anymore refugees.

Right!

100,000 refugees sounds like a lot. And it is, it’s about 0.03% of the population of the United States. 0.03%. America is much too weak to deal with that. It would bring us to the verge of fiscal collapse.

Jordan absorbed about 760,000 refugees. That equals almost 9% of the population. How can a “shit hole” country do something the US can’t? Impossible. The US is the strongest and freest country in the world. Nobody can beat us at anything, and certainly not a country full of fuck dumb Muslims who don’t know Jesus. Must be fake news.

Andrew Anglin and Nancy Goodman #racist

Ovendice #sexist

Patsy Lambert #fundie

When things go wrong, we have always heard the saying, the devil made me do it.

Uhh, no. I was never told that. But then, of course, my parents weren’t dumb shits. I was brought up learning to be responsible for my own actions.

We know that Satan is real

Yeah, well, whatever you say.

David J. Stewart #fundie

I don't claim to understand how God fulfills this Bible verse

But that doesn’t stop you from giving a definite answer on how God fulfills this Bible verse in the next sentence over anyway.

You were soooooooo close to actually voicing a decent mainstream Christian opinion, then you screwed it up royally in typical Stewart style.

Ximkai #sexist #psycho

Insomniac #sexist

Like toilets, stupid men tend to give women a lot of crap.

I prefer to view women as complete equals.

Caamib #sexist

Kenyetta Tunne #racist

Chingchongsban4chan #racist

About 15 seconds of research on the internet shows that the list if a heap of crap. The quotes are either totally made up or are taken so far out of context that they falsify or even reverse the original meaning.

John Piper #fundie

Right!

And when your little daughter has a ruptured appendix, you’re going to be praying instead of calling the doctor. That I want to see. You’ll be screaming through the phone for a doctor and won’t waste one stupid little second praying until it’s all over. So shut up.