Hitler was a jew that helped kill the best Germanic breeding stock of the entire world to fight themselves to death.
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"Downfall" must be a real pisser for you lot.
Gonna need more Krupp armour than was produced in WWII to deflect the anti-tank rockets of Fact that - perhaps subconsciously - the P-51/Hawker Typhoons of Realisation that you're all failures following the biggest failure of all time are finding flaws in your whole way of thinking.
You lot - your 'Fuhrer' in that bunker - as per that film. Ready for the 20,000lb Blockbuster bomb dropped by the Avro Lancaster of the Reality that '(((They)))' are ultimately the Uber mensch...?!
Hitler was also a member of the French Resistance, fought in Spain against Franco, and helped Graf von Stauffenberg place the bomb in the Wolfsschanze. Stalin awarded him the Lenin Order after the war, but only after King George installed him as a Lord Knight in the Order of the Garter.
Hitler was five time-travelling stoats in a man-suit sent from Planet Venus to fight against the machine uprising the Nabisco Corporation was fomenting. He and Amelia Earhart joined forces by combining their biplanes into a giant mecha and invented rock and roll with the help of Nikola Tesla, a young Elvis Presley, and Wendall Clench, an otherwise unremarkable gas station attendant and convicted horse rapist with a penchant for yodelling and dreams of playing Pagliacci at the Grand Ol’ Opry.
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