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Participant #fundie notalwaysright.com

Note: This is from a website of quotes from customer service people and the stupidity they have to deal with on a regular basis

I work in a clinic where we test drugs on people. Upon check-in, we confiscate any items that could disrupt the study. I’m returning a pair of ankle weights to a participant; we had to remove them so he wouldn’t work out during the study.)

Me: “Here are your items.” *hands him ankle weights*

Participant: “Can I put them on now?”

Me: “Sure.”

Participant: *sits down and straps on weights* “You know why I wear these?”

Me: “—to build muscle?”

Participant: “So I don’t get the bends when the rapture comes!”

Matt Westwood #fundie notalwaysright.com

*Tell that to the American hero that dealt with that liberal btch with his car in Charlottesville*

Well I can't argue that he did the universe a favour by reducing the number of Americans by one. Any American death is a good thing.