To all the Liberals, Leftists, Socialists, Communists, or whatever you are calling yourself for the day…
It’s time for a national divorce.
Here Are The Terms Of Our Divorce:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by ideology. Since a majority of the land mass votes red, you can keep the coastal elites, and the bug-eating vegan yogis.
You can keep your woke ideology, and your forced redistribution of wealth.
You are welcome to your liberal judges, and the ACLU.
Since you hate guns, we'll take the firearms, the police, the NRA, and the military.
We'll take the reliable fossil fuels, along with the coal mines, and you can keep unreliable wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell, along with all the other Hollywood Puppets and Pedophiles.
We'll keep capitalism. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegals. You won't have to press one for English, when you call our country.
You are welcome to Transgenderism, Transhumanism, political correctness, and the myriad of genders you pretend exist.
You can have the United Nations, WHO, WEF, and every other unelected, anti-human terrorist organization. We will no longer be paying the bill.
You can give everyone free, third-world health care, if you can find any doctors still willing to practice, under your totalitarian rule.
We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic”.
You can keep your communist anthems, substituting “Imagine”, "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", or "We Are the World”, for our once beloved national anthem.
We'll practice trickle-down economics. You can continue to give trickle-up poverty, your best shot.
Since our nation so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag, along with an unrelenting love and patriotism, for our truly diverse, truly tolerant, and always incredible, United States of America.