[On the evidence for evolution]

We have MOUNDS of fossilized evidences of dogs becoming pigs, fish becoming birds, and toasters becoming microwave ovens.

[Blissfully unaware of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Communist_Czechoslovakia" target="_blank">the communist history of Czechoslovakia</a>.]

I speak Russian well enough to have heard and read all about the "heart of communism"; if the furthest east you ever got was Czechoslovakia, you never saw it.

...not to mention the miraculous transformation of viruses into fungi and fungi into mammals....

I was using the ludicrous (my dog to pig, fish to birds) analogies to show the ludicrousness of what evolution states.

[regarding anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan]

The dizzy bitch is seriously being called Mother Sheehan by the long-haired, unwashed, unshaven, lice-infested "peace" pukes. The gene pool is in desperate need of chlorination.

Problem is, we've got two utterly false religions abroad in the world right now, i.e. I-slam and evolutionism.

Here's the difference:

A Christian can be an asshole, but he has to be in violation of the major tenets of his religion to do so.

An evolutionist has no system of religion or ethics other than what he makes up for himself. He can be an asshole or a saint at his own discression without fear of consequences. [...]

A slammite has to be in violation of the major tenets of HIS religion in order NOT to be an asshole.

There's no such thing as being an evolutionist and a Christian at the same time any more than there is being a Christian and a Nazi at the same time.

Definition of a "Theistic Evolutionist:"
1. One who believes in God but not in His word.
2. One who doesn't believe anything God said but believes He must exist because there is no possible way the universe could invent itself.
3. One who doesn't understand evolution or God, but who wants to go to Heaven without wasting his time reading the Bible.
4. One who believes in the goodness of God but couldn't recognize evil if he were drowning in it.
5. A self deluded person who believes truth and lies can co-exist.
6. A warm weather Christian who buckles under when others lie about creation, thinking that if those who are smarter than he believe it it must be true.
7. An agnostic who pretends to be a religious to impress his neighbors.

The only way to believe in both the Word of God and evolution is to have a firm understanding of neither.

['I am a <font color="red">deist</font>, because I don't know god, and don't believe that anyone else knows either.']

I think the word you're looking for is <font color="red">asshole</font>...

[Using an artists painting as evidence that gravity changed somehow, some way.]

The image above, from A. D. Stolyar's "Origins of Representational Art" clearly shows pliestocene artwork involving a mammoth elephant stretched out in full gallop.

Another anomaly involving gravity; that could not happen today

There's nothing funnier in the world than listening to evoluddites and evolosers sniveling and whining about "quote mining".

In real life, there's a very easy way to avoid being quoted as having said something:

Don't Say It!!!!!

The thing you really DON'T want is women having to wait until they're 25 - 35 to start having kids. That's the thing which ends up with population spirals and government "elites" inviting the third world in to take up the slack. 17 - 18 For women, 18 - 20 for men should be about the norm. Even if that means the government subsidizing kids getting married and starting families at that age to some extent I like that idea better than the idea of losing our country to the globalists and the la Raza/Atzlan crowd.

[Replying to <a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-council-prayers,0,5736640.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines" target="_blank">this story</a> of Wiccan priestess winning a court case against a city using sectarian prayers before council meetings.]

Enjoy your ill-gotten gains, satanist. It won't do you an iota of good where you're headed.

Maybe we should resume witch-burnings.

A dog cannot sprout wings because there is nothing in its DNA which will cause wings to form. THAT is the evidence that says one species cannot evolve into another

as of yet, I have never seen an evolutionist run an experiment where a Dog evolved into a Falcon.

Also, the truth of the matter is bob, we live in a democracy. Reguardless of what you would like to believe, if the majority of the people do not believe in evolution and want it banned, it should never be up to a judge to decide the will of the people, nor should it be up to elitist scientists who think they are better than ANYONE.

There is no question that intelligent design does not have the same scientific grounds as evolution, however truth is a matter of perception and not of reality in this case. The simple fact of the matter is, if the creationists are wrong, they die knowing their life meant something and die happy. [...]

The reason the scientists highlight evolution as the most fundamental principal in biology is thusly due to public attention will always lead back to the money tree, which will allow them to progress within the other fields of their sciences due to the attention of the public. Simply put, evolution is a crock to make money, whether it be true or untrue.

Spiritual information is always available. Ditch all previously known rituals and engage in heartfelt prayer. Fast if necessary. Dig into the Spirit with every last authentic ounce of your will until your will is destroyed... God always speaks then. You just have never been hungry enough to annihilate your will. Atheists are just people who take the comfortable road and who don't take to challenges. They are sloths. Its not a condemnation, its reality.

And so, the question for evolutionists: How do paranormal capabilities evolve?

For instance the little dog who knows precisely when his owner first starts to
come home (the featurette you see on German cable channel); how did the little dog evolve that capability?

['It doesn't take a great deal of thinking to realize that if want to design an oxygen requiring organism to live in water than it should be able to use that water as a source for its oxygen. Looks like God is dumb.']

In the future, please refrain from commenting on my posts and I will, in turn, ignore yours. You are a vile, disgusting person and I do not wish to have any affiliation with you.

How easily you display your belief in IMAGINARY numbers, but yet pretend that a VERY REAL God is mythology.

[Replying to a letter criticizing Illonois Senator Richard Durbin on his remarks comparing Gitmo to Nazi concentration camps.]

Awesome letter! Durby is too stuck up to care though. I say we lynch him and hang him like all traitors deserve!

Their "book" promotes killing Christians (which are 85% of Americans) and marrying and ****ing 9 year olds. I don't give a shit what their book says, we will hopefully never allow that piece of shit in our court system!

*Sorry, I don't normally cuss, but this religion is full of crap from the get-go based on this BOOK and it leads many to terrorize innocent folks. Their book is something worth pissing on, yes. I support whatever our soldiers in Gitmo do to their bookiepoo.*

What the poll [<a href="http://www.angus-reid.com/polls/index.cfm/fuseaction/viewItem/itemID/8015" target="_blank">this one</a>] indicates is that Americans are still better consumers than the rest of the world, and significantly better at weeding out defective products (like the theory of evolution) than the rest of the world is. The rest of the world obviously has some catching up to do in that area.

I can't tell you how many times I've heard MORONS say that the only reason we don't fall into lock step with the LIE of evolution is that we don't understand the theory. The fact is that the only way you BELIEVE in evolution is if you don't understand the theory.

Let me say this clearly and distinctly. If you think that every living thing that exists on this earth came about because of chance mutations from one magical cell that magically appeared on a planet that came into existence by a magical "big bang" using a process that doesn't exist in nature from materials that could not have been created and which could not have existed eternally, you are an IDIOT!!!

Is that clear enough?

I'm 42 years old. I've listened to one MORON after another spew his asinine versions on discredited science for years. I UNDERSTAND your lie, I simply REJECT your lie. No go crawl up an ape's rectum and evolve!

I have come to the conclusion that anyone who believes in evolution is fundamentally an idiot.

Evo's are about as capable of original thought as your average Cocker Spaniel, only nowhere near as lovable. Take away the prepackaged lies at talkorigins.org and what do you have? Blustering punks who hate God and pretend that they are the masterminds of the universe.

Apes do not hold antipathy toward their Creator. Evos do not prove evolution, but de-evolution. They have spiraled backward in development to a sub-primate level. No wonder they look with reverence to animals which sniff each others asses and claim kinship.

[On <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard" target="_blank">Matthew Sheppard</a>]

First, he was not gay. He was a homo, he was a queer, he was a fruit, but he was NOT gay. There is nothing gay about the queer "lifestyle". It's a loveless, passionless, promiscuous quest for the next orgasm, and it's a sure journey to early death.

Second, we absolutely refuse to portray positively a person who identifies himself by what he does with his dick.

Third, exactly what did the queer do that was "heroic"? America's concept of heroism had degenerated abysmally when a murdered homo is deemed heroic.

Fourth, by what egregious stretch of logic could his death be called martyrdom? Martyrs are men and women of God who are killed for refusing to abandon their faith in Him. You defecate on the memory of every martyr by comparing them to that sick, sorry little pissant.

Diagram A only shows a link amongst primates- not species. This ( although useful) does not prove evolution. The proof of evolution must lie in the missing link between human DNA and the DNA of other primates such as chimps. This has yet to be found; making evolution a highly flawed and ever changing theory guided by large amounts of guess work.

I am clearly not a scientific expert but thats my opinion, and I don't want anyone bothering me about it.

Sounds like a case of self defense to me. I don't care if they were throwing water and she was shooting back at them with a pistol. It doesn't matter. Self defense is self defense. If you're being pelted with water balloons those those things can bruise you.

['What's the square root of -1?']

One

This world is full of various religions - All of which I disagree with but all of which I can live side by side with... With the exception of Islam... Its time for all reasonable open-minded people to admit that Islam is a cult of slavery and death... This is a world-wide social desease we cannot afford to live with...

<p>Since Islam proper will not stand up and take the responsible position to rein in these animals or even condemn them, we can only conclude that they tacitly approve of and even collude with these murderers...

<p>Islam has lost its right to live in peace in this world... Its time to take action...

enough is enough. it's time to slaughter every muslim man, woman, and child on the planet. burn their eyes out with hot pokers, and send their severed heads back to syria, arabia, and every other muslim stink hole in the world.

That's pretty much my concensus. Why should I cite sources when giving an opinon or theory of my own? In that case I AM the source. However, small minded people, incapable of original thought, want sources for everything. They believe it adds validation. [...]

<p>Here's what Americans believe. As of 1997 in a Gallop poll, 44% of all Americans believed in creation and 39% believed in intelligent design. ONLY 10% of Americans believe in naturalistic evolution. Far from being a majority, you atheistic evolutionists make up only a FRACTION of the population. If majority opinion accounts for anything, it proves that American has REJECTED your faulty appplications of pseudo science. If 10% seems a vindication to you, remember that twice that amount 20% of dentists DO NOT RECOMMEND sugarless gum to their patients who chew gum. [...]

<p>Your problems are daunting. You are attempting to promote a religion based on lies, pseudo science and atheism to a Christian nation in which 95% of all Americans believe in God, 80% believe He STILL works miracles and 36% have personally witnessed or experienced miracles. In other words more than THREE TIMES as many Americans have EXPERIENCED miracles as believe in your baseless theory.

[Replying to "What qualifies as gay bashing to you?"]

<p>Anything short of idol worship of homos is "gay bashing" (or "hatred", another buzzword). If one doesn't liplock on their well-worn butts and cater to their every whim, it's "gay bashing".

<p>Doggy-style, are we safe in assuming that you're a homo? Be proud, kid. After all, isn't what one does with his/her genitalia the source of "pride" trumpeted by the QUEERS as they mince proudly down Fifth Avenue?

<p>You're not the first troll to come here to cheerlead for perversion, and unfortunately you won't be the last. However, those <u>FAGGOTS</u> are telling us all we need to know. Anyone wanting to grant sick bastards like that ANY recognition, let alone redefining marriage to accommodate them, is about as welcome here as a fart in a crowded elevator.

It's [Talk Origins] the Unbible of the ETBs. Whenever a point is raised for which they don't have a pre-programmed response, they turn to TO to see what they're supposed to think and say. It reminds me of the JWs relying on the Watchtower for their doctrines.

<p>The evowackos are biologically incapable of independent thought. They have a group mentality. They recite their "arguments" with all the spontaneity and individualism of a voicemail system.

<p>For Invoking Natural Selection As The Way To Avoid Dealing Intellectually With Inescapable Mathematical Impossibilities, press or say 1.

<p>For Random Genetic Mutations Turning One Primitive Lifeform Into All Life On Earth In A Pathetically Inadequate Billion Years, press or say 2.

<p>For New Ways To Launch Scathing Ad-Hominem Attacks on Creationists To Divert Attention From Your Own Egregious Stupidity, press or say 3.

<p>For Emergency Instructions On How To Respond To Having The Living Shit Blown Out Of Your Standard Arguments, press or say 4.

<p>For Other Mountains Of Harebrained Pseudoscientific Bullshit To Be Chanted Religiously By Mind-Numbed ETBs, press or say TO.

<p>TO is a bad joke.

BTW, since the flag is considered a living thing, I say anyone who burns one should be charged with murder. They would if they burned a person to death now wouldn't they? They're both living things!!

I much prefer the savor of arterial blood from the jugulars of liberals and atheists (two forms of parasites that the world be infinitely richer without).

[<a href="http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/showpost.php?p=274471&postcount=2" target="_blank">Post 1</a>] God is not going to let Terri's death go unpunished. there are hard times ahead for America.

<p>[Post 2] jusdt don't be surprised if we have a worse hurricane season than usual this year, or maybe earthquakes, tornados, etc.

[DoctorDoom informs me that this post is an adaptation of <a href="http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=123" target="_blank">this</a> article]

<p>Harebrain, Were you born stupid, or are you working on an advanced degree? You're the quintessence, the very embodiment of stupid. Rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid it goes far beyond the stupid we know into a different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Supernova stupid.

<p>Nothing in our universe can be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. A stupid so concentrated that were you to vanish, the average IQ in America would go up fifty points. Stupid to the power of infinity cubed. Lobotomized chicken stupid. A stupid so fundamental that physicists have declared it a new element called Stupidium.

<p>Congratulations! The Board of Directors has decided to name the new International Museum of Stupidity after you.

I hope every as*hole who went along with dehydrating and starving Terri to death suffers a painful death by natural causes [skull and crossbones]

[Replying to <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/15/schiavo.autopsy.ap/index.html">results of Terri Schiavo's autopsy</a>]

<p>first of all as a Christian, i beleieve in miracles. they can and do happen. second of all, i don't for a minute believe the words of the crooked socialist medical examiner. just by reading the report it's obvious that he clearly has an agenda.

[Going on vacation to] Amsterdam? That's good... You'll be with like-minded people... You can sit around with the whores smokin all the legal pot you want and indulge in your own self-importance by running down America... Have fun... Dont come back...

So now they are advertising AIDS-prohibiting pills... 'Take your Anti-AIDS vitamins every morning before you Rump Rangers saddle up...'

<p>All their magic pills will not make the wrath of God go away...

Homosexualism as a lifestyle is nothing but decadence and sexual deviancy... The more one looks into it, the more one understands how destructive it is to the cultural fabric of a nation, and the more one understands why God visited such a definitive action on Sodom and Gomorrah... It is one the greatest attacks that Satan ever devised against the institutions established by God...

If I had a buck for every time some queer-lover spouted that exact same 'argument' [about us being closet homosexuals], I'd buy the country and deport the lot of them. Maybe they can find a track of land, called it Fagovia, and sing 'Homo On The Range' as their anthem.

Unfortunately, homosexuals are politically correct darlings of the loony left. The libs have served their satanic master faithfully in their quest to make it a criminal offense to bring God's word to homosexuals even as they glorify and normalize the sin. Thus, not only are they shamelessly lied to by those who pretend to care about them, but they are prevented from hearing from those who actually DO care. And this is good?

Try to make some good choices in your life Yessum......remember every choice you make has it's own set of consequences.....so choose carefully and I pray you get over your confusion of which sex you choose to be with.

The buzz just doesn't last long does it? When you continue to reach out for things to numb you or continue to have sex with anybody, its just a sure sign you are desperately seeking love, but I guess if you have sex with both sexes your chances of getting loved more by more is what you think you are getting, but giving yourself away like that is not ever going to get you anything that last any longer than that short buzz you are off getting now.

Christianity is evil?

<p>Christians don't go around reaming each other in the a$$!

[Replying to an atheist's words "I shouldn't have to make a religious affirmation I don't believe in. Since the government represents me as much as it represents a Christian, all points of view need to be accomodated by favoring none".]

As a patriotic, God-fearing American, I really don't care what you or any other atheist might be opposed to, nor what you believe. We've kissed the asses of the whining microminority of heathens for way too long.

You have every right to complain, and we in turn have every right to ignore you.

[Replying to "Can you imagine the repercussions if they were to say [that nobody cares about Koran mishandling]? All 2 billion Mooslums would rise up against every American on the planet."]

<p>That would be great, then we could legitimately go to war against Islam and nuke 'em.