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cocopea9052 #fundie rr-bb.com

[Re: Man dressed as Santa opens fire at California Christmas party]

This is what bothers me about those who are left behind. They just don't comprehend that without the believers and the restrainer in place, even their "goodness" will not protect them. Can you imagine that people are going to just walk up to people and kill them. They will hurt and abuse them just for kicks. They will want what they have and just take it. Robbery and murder all day long. Cops won't be able to protect them.The restrainer is the ONLY reason this type of tragedy is not happening every minute of the day. People don't commit crimes because they may get caught or they don't want their Mom or Dads to see them in jail. But when the conscious that governs good and evil is gone, there will be nothing left to stop them.

I get upset at my non-believing friends and family because they do not understand how unfair it is to me (us) to have to worry about them now...today... because of what I know for tomorrow. And the ones who keep saying, "but I am a good person". How long is that good going to last when they are left behind to try and defend themselves. It is going to turn into an eye for and eye. This type of tragedy will become so common place, it won't even make news..... Do our unsaved loved ones have a clue as to the fear we have for them being left behind? They can't care because they don't know........ I am just upset now thinking about it....

Sorry, did not mean to take someone else tragedy and personalize it...forgive my rant. Is there a thread on how to deal with our feelings for those who won't accept Christ?

Sarah Wilson #fundie rr-bb.com

Christmas with the REAL Cranks

The entire family, most of both sides, came to our house this year (it rotates). Many of my relatives share in the Holy Spirit, but many also don't. Right now, I have in my house.

A sixteen-year old cousin-in-law who claims to be both Wiccan and Christian. Her boyfriend bought her an ouija board for Christmas. I made her leave it in the car.

Two nephews (twelve and ten) whose dad thinks are funny and cute when they swear and act angry.

A mother-in-law who, for whatever reason, thinks that everyone, everywhere, is automatically saved, but that we still should "be good." For who? Santa?

A six year old niece who repeatedly says she's excited about "Santa Claus day" and doesn't seem to know anything about Christmas.

I know I should be trying to evangelize, but I feel so weak, like a bird that God just hatched that is still getting stronger. I read some of the kids a picture book on the Nativity last night, though, and they liked it.

SoundingtheAlarm #fundie rr-bb.com

(from the "Are they ready for this" thread - a fantasy about Barack Obama addressing the world after Michelle Obama attempts suicide because her daughters disappear in the rapture):

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: "Ladies and Gentleman...citizens of the USA and THE WORLD....I stand before you a broken man.....normal protocol in more certain times would allow for myself to keep all personal issues relating to the welfare of my young precious daughters in the utmost of secrecy...But I and my wife ...like all of you have suffered loss at this most destressful time. Both our daughters like hundreds of thousands of you and your children and family members are MISSING and that revelation was more than my wife could bear...and as it has been reported in the last 12 hours my wife made a vain attempt to end her life'' "thankfully that attempt failed and she is with her physician and her mother recovering" "Our spiritual mentor Reverend Wright is by her side as well"

"And as such I have taken the liberty to speak with him privately leading upto this address ...I also have spoken with several other spiritual advisors and we have conferred that due to the reckless attempts of many to suggest that somehow this was an event relegated to a select group of people in this multi cultural world is both narrow minded and prejudicial and at a time such as this I will neither tolerate nor standby as in the position and authority I have I find it paramount to take this opportunity to silence all voices of hate and bigotry" "So effective immediately during this time of declared Martial Law I am instituting a moratorium of any mention of what is being called The Rapture" "it will be equal to hate speech and the prosecution of such crimes will be severe and swift"

Daniel1210 #fundie rr-bb.com

[Is that a fapping sound I hear?]

I've heard more than one pastor preach on "There isn't going to be a rapture" - that's why I think it's going to happen on a Sunday morning- and leave a lot of very surprised people behind podiums!

Can't you just imagine -

"There's not going to be a rap....[POOF]"
"Where'd they go?"

"Every time those people tried to tell us this was going to happen you laughed at them."

ngraham #fundie rr-bb.com

[Commenting on the latest round of violence between Israel and Hamas]


I saw this head line on Yahoo and almost started jumping up and down. I'm still at work so I couldn't but my spirit is excited. Is that wrong?

ron4jesus #fundie rr-bb.com

I was just thinking about a few things with these 2 men and it seems Obama wants to be another Lincoln and he will never be. Yes maybe Hitler would be a better comparison but we haven't seen him do anything yet except what he says he will do. After Jan 20 we will see what he is made of and I am convinced it will not be pleasant. I am in no way for Obama and I know he will be a tragic mistake and the death of America.

iSong6:3 #fundie rr-bb.com

We don't fight against flesh and blood. The irrational and intractable historical desire to wipe out expressions and too often even the existence of Jews and Christians is a supernatural hatred. We are both the people of God. The enemy hates God, therefore, His people. It will not be placated by natural means.

rapturecalldan #fundie rr-bb.com

I have taken on the athiests before. They don't like it when you back yourself with scripture. If he is saying the same thing over and over it means that is all he can come up with to back his lame view of religion. Keep at them and kill them with kindness. They will surrender. Always works. I took on the "freedom from religion foundation" over a billboard they erected in my community, 2 weeks later, it was GONE!!! Glory to God!!

ngraham #fundie rr-bb.com

[Regarding Pat Robertson's praise of Obama.]

Pat has been around a LONG time. And altho I don't agree with him, he has done some good for the kingdom. Jesus told us that we will be able to judge them by their fruits... and at one time, Pat's fruit was good (years ago), but as he has gotten older, his fruit is beginning to spoil somewhat. Pastors like Pat Robertson and Rick Warren will answer to the Lord one day for preaching a compromising gospel.

mercyandgrace #fundie rr-bb.com

Responsible pot smokers is an oxymoron in my opinion.

Possession of pot is a misdemeanor, unless you have a large quantity and intend to sell it.

Purchasing pot puts money in the pockets of drug cartels. So, anybody who thinks casual pot smoking is ok, is sadly mistaken.

Look up the effects of THC and what it does to your brain. Very destructive.

Why any Christian would think that GETTING HIGH is ok, is totally beyond me.
And where do you draw the line? Is dipping a joint in PCP ok too? What about smoking opium or hash? If smoking pot is ok, then surely opium and hash is ok too, right?

It destroys your Christian witness.

Would you smoke pot in front of your children? Would you allow your children to smoke it?

Would you offer a toke to your pastor?

There's absolutely no way a Christian can justify getting high.

All drugs are demonic in origin and it's one more thing Satan uses to suck you down and steal your soul. Drugs are linked to sorcery.

I'm shocked and appalled by the number of posters who claim to know "responsible and successful" pot smokers.

There's nothing responsible about it. It shows a weakness in their character.

Why do people smoke it? To get high. To relax. To de-stress. To help them cope with their problems. I call that a crutch. And I call that a lack of faith. When I'm having problems, I don't turn to pot....I get on my knees and turn to Jesus.

digitalwise #fundie rr-bb.com

I don't mind being called a fundamentalist as long I do not allow those non-believers in misunderstanding Christian fundamentalism. I DO an apologetic to those who are not Christian distancing myself from the irritating simplistic linking to fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Jewishness by the media.

I cannot stand a militant stance against Christ and believers.

yogi3939 #fundie rr-bb.com

You just cannot change some peoples minds. I have a liberal friend who voted for Obama and is such a Bush hater that I honestly believe he would vote for Osama Bin Ladin for president if it meant defeating Bush. I would have said that he would vote for Satan but he is a dyed in the wool atheist and doesn't believe religeon is anything more than a collection of fairy tales. I have tried to work on him about his non belief but his heart is more hardened than that of Pharoh in the book of Daniel.

SoundingtheAlarm #fundie rr-bb.com

("Are they ready for this?" thread):


Privately Katie Couric sits in her prep room staring off in the distance ...recalling her interview with Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. In haunting detail she recalls the joy and peace in Palins life and the instant awareness that the Palin family is now missing. Katie knows in heart that despite years of her rebellion towards God she has known all along that what she heard years ago in vacation bible school....that yes indeed the BIBLE was and IS the WORD OF GOD. In moments she must go and face the nation..."do I betray my profession or do I betray my newfound faith?" "no it's a must ..I must tell the world the TRUTH! Jesus has came back for His Bride"

Rapture Ready Morons #fundie rr-bb.com

[How RR members fight normal sexual urges and keep from jacking off and watching porn....]

frodo82801: I can name 2 things that help tremendously. Get an accountability partner, someone you absolutely will not lie to who will ask you the tough questions. Secondly, get into the Bible, daily, even hourly if it helps. Feed your mind and soul with God's word to crowd out all of the other nonsense.

Glory in print: Fasting, and prayer will help you break it completely with no relapses...I had a 2 to 3 year long battle with this issue, and could not overcome it, until I started fasting..Since then it hasn't been a problem since..Nothing helped only fasting, and prayer helped me overcome that sin.

sublimeone: Porn is a tough one. I dealt with it for a while myself. I was able to finally quit for good after I begged God to deliver me from this evil. Another thing that seemed to help was reminding myself how disgusting it was. I pictured myself sitting there looking at it..cheating on my wife...encouraging the industry to create more porn etc....It disgusting, convice yourself of how disgusting it truly is and it will be easier to stop.

stonewallfan: Nasty stuff. Do whatever you need to do to get it out of your life. If that means yanking your tv out and putting it out at the curb then do it. if you have to throw your computer out then do it. if you have to drive 15 miles out of your way to avoid a porn shop then do it. the stuff will rot your brains.

Angyl: We know the rapture is coming...any day, right? If I get the urge to view porn, I just imagine that trumpet blowing while I'm in the middle of watching that and doing my thing...And you KNOW, one of the biggest questions every believer is going to be asked when we meet each other in heaven will be "What were you doing when the trumpet blew?"

The Sower: Remember God is always watching.Imagine Him sitting there with you~ because HE IS~ hang in there~fight the battle of the mind and dont give in. resist..resist Im praying for u all

frodo82801, ron4jesus & Theresa #fundie rr-bb.com

[Obama to Be Sworn In on Lincoln Bible]

frodo82801:I would expect no less from the man who epitomizes empty showmanship.

ron4jesus: It's better than the Koran, I think everyone was afraid of that. He needs to get himself his own Bible for private reading. Oh I forgot he does know some parts of the Bible but he changes the meaning to his way of understanding.

Theresa: He'll be sworn in on the Bible, while having his little pagan trinkets in his front pockets and probably a Koran in his back pocket. Whatever.

fracturedInfinity #fundie rr-bb.com

[Evolution content in nature shows]


I tried watching a show one time on PBS, something about nature. I think I hit the 5 or 6 in less than an hour. Unfortunately for them, the typical brainwashing techniques don't work on me.

Barachem #fundie rr-bb.com

The mainstream liberal media is very liberal in...

1. Denying Jesus.

2. Censoring out the truth.

3. Lying to the masses.

4. Promoting sin.

5. Promoting humanism and certain humans as answers to all problems.

6. Having a stranglehold on the concept of liberty.

7. Being biased.

8. Hating christians and portraying them in a very negative spotlight.

9. Blaming problems on conservative and reasonable people.

10. Trying to to keep the masses dumb and making them virtually slaves of the liberal leaders.

Keep on adding more features of the mainstream liberal media.

EndIsNear #fundie rr-bb.com

(Could Obama's first term be delayed if there were a major terrorism event before the inauguration?)

I think nothing short of death would stop Obama from being sworn in. Of course, then his supporters would likely riot and blame it on white people or the evil Republicans.

Voice #fundie rr-bb.com

Just a little bit of information for those who STILL do not believe that the time is NOW. Go to the section on the attached that deals with the Mark of the Beast SPOOF website. It will give you a list of the power players involved in making all this happen ( all except CBN: they are a watchdog).

http://www.av1611.org/666/

Also, a recent 60 Minute program featured technology that allowed a person to control a computer by brainwave harness. This technology will be the security system to keep ANYONE from stealing your chip and using it. ( I.E. )Your brainwaves are as unique as a thumbprint (no two are alike).
So, no one can cut the chip out (it would be useless without the brainwave Identifier). If they cut off your head or hand, no brainwave would be attached to it, making them useless. Even if someone tried to force you to get something for you in a store and bring it to them unwillingly, you could tell the guard at the store through a thought change that you are being coerced.
Think about it, no more counterfeiting (which is the REAL cause of the US Dollars decline: 100 billion dollar industry helped by Russian Mob, Chinese Organized crime, and Terrorist Organizations) no more drug cartel (money laundering: who knows how much?) No more credit card fraud and theft
(the REAL reason that the banks are in lockdown: 10 billion annually the last I looked) No more extortion, and identity theft.
My friend, the mortgage failure was just the tip of the iceburg. This economic crisis is the catalyst to get this MARK in place. AND THEY ARE GOING TO DO IT NOW!!!


P.S. Why is the First Brigade home and still on active duty ( these are the battle hardened door to door fighters from Bagdad?

I hope you all figure this out, and keep your spiritual bags packed. God Bless!

Watchingthesky #fundie rr-bb.com

At work yesterday morning around 8:30 am there was a sudden trumpet sound. It filled my office. I actually knocked stuff off my desk and ran to the sliding glass doors at the back of my office, eagerly scanning the skies. I just stood there, and I'm telling you, I was breathing very fast. I was SO EXCITED. I was thinking "Yes! This is it!"

Then it quit. It was a train passing through the town down by the Ohio River.

I walked back to my desk, literally short of breath. And all day, that was all I thought about, wanting so bad to hear My Lord's trumpet and leave this annoying planet behind

Been feeling more and more than we are very close. I am constantly listening now and scanning the skies. It's a wonderful feeling.

God bless.

SoundingTheAlaram #fundie rr-bb.com

(more fundies fapping...)

"Potenatae Argyros..my lord" "The detention centers are amassing thousands...we have just received word that today's haul was bigger than the last" "Excellent..but my word still stands no executions are to take place without my consent" "yes my lord" "But every measure necessary is on the table to extract every ounce of faith in every soul...and I want round the clock video's playing on Argyros Tv of testimonies of all recantations of faith" "we must apply the most extreme pressure possible ..is that understood?" "yes my lord" "but why not just eliminate?" "in due time..in due time..but do you realize the hurt inflicted upon that impotent god above as he is forced to suffer the loss of those who recant and deny him?" "nothing will bring me more pleasure than torturing their devotion ..their faith away right before his omni present eyes!"

"now leave me"......Potentate falls to his knees and gleefully chuckles..."My lord lucifer...my allegiance is yours..victory besieges us in every direction...your kingdom arises by the minute..fear is sweeping the globe as faith dwindles...your throne will soon exalt over the world" "so help me satan"

Buzzardhut #fundie rr-bb.com

[This is only one of Rapture Ready's 101 end of the world prophecies. It's a goldmine.]

False Bible teachers would bring in heresies, have many followers, and cause others to reject God's Word (2 Peter 2:1-2). It is very common today to find people who reject the Bible out of hand because they have heard it misrepresented by a false teacher.

ron4jesus #fundie rr-bb.com

[Fundies discover island of GOGland, in the Gulf of Finland. Ron reaches for his atlas.]

Thanks Valerie for the pictures and checking this further. Yes it's North of Israel like the Bible says.

freespirit #fundie rr-bb.com

I think the world sees fundies as a group of nitwits who accept the bible 100% as written, yet most can't offer a reasonable explanation to any of thier (the world's) educated discounts and doubts on many of the key fundamental issues, that they see as ridiculously easy to dissmiss as fable. The Blind leading the Blind. Another description they like to use is "Sheeple"

ron4jesus #fundie rr-bb.com

Now I truly know what Jesus meant when he said the road is wide but the gate is narrow. I really wonder if the rapture happened today if we would even be missed. Truly sounds like so few are rapture ready very few.

Tres Wright #fundie rr-bb.com

Just a few minutes ago I posted the same comments as this in another thread, that churches today teach about the "teddy bear" God. No one wants to hear about God's wrath and anger. I also posted that my brother who says he's born-again got in an argument with me about this. I mentioned in an email to him that God is angry and is going to pour out His wrath in the Tribulation and he said "Yeah, that's what I want to believe in, an angry God". What we want to believe in is immaterial. Just about everyone (believers and non-believers alike) is familiar with the stories of Moses and Noah. They know that God poured out great wrath on people in those times. Would these modern new age teachers have us believe that God has changed over the years, gotten more soft and cuddly? Woe to them!!image

SumSam #fundie rr-bb.com

Well, there was a big bang. Later there was a bunch of stars and planets, see? And on at least one planet there was oceans of gunky goo.

Some of the goo got zapped by lightning and stuff happened...and we got monkeys...and us!

That's evolution for dummies!imageimage

Tres Wright #fundie rr-bb.com

These people think that when they mock God and they don't get struck down by a lightning bolt that they can be even that much more bold in their mockery the next time because surely it proves He doesn't exist. Each time they raise the blasphemy up a notch. Turning the nativity into a scene of sexual perversion is really pushing the limit though. God is forever patient, He is giving them every opportunity to repent. Maybe some of them will, anything is possible. But for those that don't I'm reminded of Daniel 5:...
They're going to see the writing on the wall themselves, and they too will experience knocking knees and legs collapsing from under them. Can you imagine their shock when they realize the God that they have been mocking all this time IS real and DOES control everything? Imagine the most frightened you've ever been in your life and multiply that by ten!

Caver #fundie rr-bb.com

Several years ago one of the "chip" manufacturers did some research on where, on the human body, would be the best location for the chip. Consideration was accessibility, right skin temp, right electrical current in the body, ease of scan/transmission and a few other things.

And guesses on the results of the study?

Back of the hand or forehead.

turtle #fundie rr-bb.com

I think im going to start carrying a peice of bacon around with me.
and when some muslim store clerk is rude or just a jerk i will put the bacon in his hand when he reaches for the money.
Then as im leaving the store i will say stuff like.

O MAN ..i hope Allah lets you into paradise even yjo you touched pork.
o boy i hope you can still have 70 virgins..

cocopea9052 #fundie rr-bb.com

I just found out my salary is paid mainly through atheist donors!!!! I can't even explain how I feel about that. I was out of work for over 2 years, I don't want to quit now that I have a job.

rapturecalldan #fundie rr-bb.com

In my town, city hall had to remove their nativity scene because of this nonsense, me I still have a nativity in front of my house. If I were told to remove it I would go one step farther and use real animals and people!!

OtherSideOfTheBoat #fundie rr-bb.com

[In response to, "While I don't agree with the homosexual agenda, I think it is so wrong to jail and execute people over this. That's a Muslim nation for you though."]

Gay rights is wrong. God did not tolerate it. Why should we?

Faith&Hope #fundie rr-bb.com

If for some reason under the Obama administration he makes this chip a requirement to recieve health care, food stamps, social security, acess to bank acounts etc I don't feel the people who get it would be recieving the "mark" it will have to be willingly known that your renouncing your faith in Christ. Just my opinion. Thoughts. Unless that is also part of it. Control. Renounce your faith or you wont be able to recieve any of these benefits. The chips that are already placed in newborns cannot be the "mark"
Wont the mark be given after the rapture anyway? Thoughts??

Jennifleur #fundie rr-bb.com

As for unbelievers, I have no doubt that we sound a bit touched in the head. But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!

jcnmyhart #fundie rr-bb.com

I have studied 'evolution' and the evidence. The conclusion...evolution is an unsupported 'theory' put forth by a man who was limited in his (Darwin) research at the given time. The evidence now concludes far more intricate, intelligent than we ever imagined! Go to Institute for Creation Research...I have been to Dr. Morris's classes on 'creationism' and let me tell you, I would love to see the top 'evolution' professor refute the evidence! Praise God!

Valerie #fundie rr-bb.com

Those woodpeckers that survived could only be woodpeckers that had the genetic makeup to have long beaks. A simple study on genetics reveals that once the genetic information has left, no new information grows. All changes result from a LOSS of genetic information, there is no example anywhere of an increase in information.

Therefore, while longer beaked woodpeckers could survive better and, consequently, produce offspring with only the information included on longer beaks - there is no possibility that they could EVER produce offspring that would genetically transform into creatures that carry completely NEW DNA - magically becoming different animals as time goes by.

One problem believers in evolution have is they do not understand the leap that has to be made from genetic mutation and loss of information resulting in minor changes inside of species, in comparison with the problem of trying to transform one animal into another by adding of genetic information.

In class they will give you all these examples like the woodpecker or the peppered moth. Give me a break. That's not changing from one animal to another. But they will tell you it is the same thing on a smaller scale, so you can believe evolution. It is NOT the same thing. That is as great a leap as it would be to take an example of stripping down a '33 Ford to make it a highboy, and saying that's the same kind of changes as it would be for it to gradually become a flying Pegasus. Totally different thing going on. One is stripping down, the other is fantasy. But people swallow it like babies and mashed bananas. sigh....

Ramadi_Warrior #fundie rr-bb.com

I just really want Israel to nuke someone already. I don't even care if it's not Damascus, I just want them to unleash the beast on some hateful islamic nation. I'm so sick of the tolerance and all the controversy over how everyone thinks that Israel is illegitimate. They really need a leader that isn't afraid to show their power. I know the tragedy of the lost dying when Israel does this, but I'm sick of God being blasphemed. Just felt like I probably needed to qualify the previous sentences.

Glory in print #fundie rr-bb.com

I am all for both sides being taught, but in public schools one needs to understand that both sides don't get taught the truth (creation) is mocked and censored, and lies of (Darwins theory of evolution) are taught as a fact, and if one even dares to question it they are often openly mocked...We need to remember the children who's parents don't teach them the truth (about creation) at home, or at church...I have talked to many atheist even debated well over 100 of them over the past 5 years online, and many of them came from Christian homes, and guess where there faith was destroyed?....In the Public education school system were they were taught false hoods and lies about Darwins theroy of evolution....Its not as innocent as many think to teach kids this stuff, the same can be said of the homosexual movement using the public education school system to indoctornate kids to accept there ungodly lifestyles?.....There are many people headed for hell, because of the lies they were taught in school...So basically kids are being indoctornated in an anti - god, anti -creation, anti - Christ establishment from the time they enter public schools until the time they graduate college...In my view point if lies that are so dangerous if believed they could cause a little child to lose his faith and wind up in hell then its not so innocent...The Secular humanist have a agenda and there agenda is fought with know one to counter its agenda in the public school system every day.

jb777 #fundie rr-bb.com

here's the deal....homosexuality is an abomination to the Lord. It doesn't help build up marriages and stable families and quite honestly, I am way past sick and tired of them hollerimg that this is a civil rights issue...it isn't. I also have had enough of them trying to jam it down the throats of people who do not agree with them...which, last time I heard, was most of the country. There is no convincing evidence that people are born that way...if there were, then it would make a lie of a lot of Scripture and that's not possible since God isn't wrong. If these people are bound and determined to live this lifestyle, then that's their choice and I am not suggesting they go hide in a closet either but they need to appreciate that this in your face stuff is offensive and they have no right to marginalize evangelicals for the sake of their misguided life choices. I just pray they hear the Gospel and wake up before it is too late for them spiritually.

Glory in print #fundie rr-bb.com

Typical atheist...I don't know what it is but many atheist I have talked with will not ever believe that Jesus Christ is real historical person, many of them don't believe he existed at all (at least they don't want to admit it)...And Now I remember that quote in the bible that says whosoever denies that Christ has come in the flesh is of the spirit of the anti Christ....So you are 100% correct that your not dealing with flesh and blood...I have literally had death threats from atheist online..There hatred for God and the things of God is not normal.

Jesus_Freak #fundie rr-bb.com

You know that now, that slimy serpent Richard Dawkins and his ilk are parading anti-God messages on buses for the holidays, right? You show me a sign like that, and I'll show you a bunch of people whose foreheads will be stamped with the mark of the Beast....

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