“If I got a girlfriend...I would cheat on her.
Just to settle the score.”
So, wait.
You assume if you had a woman, she’d CHEAT.
You think cheating is BAD.
You think her hypothetical BAD CHEATING is an excuse for your JUSTIFIED CHEATING. Which would be GOOD. Because she hypothetically started it.
I find it not even slightly a mystery why you don’t have a girlfriend.
“No girl is innocent in 2018.”
Ah. So your bigotry is your cheating excuse.
“They all have a past and you'd be naive to think otherwise.”
You think her relationships BEFORE you were her boyfriend counts as cheating on you?
“It's cheat or be cheated on.”
No, no, sweetie, you’re saying it will be cheat AND be cheated on.
Might be why i have been married for 40 years…
By not cheating on her since 1984.
“I will do everything in my power to ensure that my body count is higher than hers.”
Dude, if it was within your power to draw women, you wouldn’t be an incel, now, would you?
“I will fuck escorts on the side without her knowledge.”
I’m a firm believer that women always find out the truth.
They may not do anything about it, but your assumption you’re subtle is probably not terribly well supported.
“Even better if it puts her health at risk.”
Ah. Yeah, my sister’s first husband brought home so many STDs that she’s now infertile. Good job, dork. Your bloodline ends at the end of your tiny penis.
“All western women are trash. They don't deserve our loyalty, we don't love these hoes.”
And no one loves you.
You know why? Because you’re you.
