Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie youtube.com

1. Holyfed, Raw, Aged Cheddar from The Om Organic Valley (a must)
2. Truffle Gouda (decadent)
3. Alps-Fetched Parmigiano Reggiano (Queen of Quality, The Most Trusted Performance of Precious Pain-Killing Love) 4. Point Reyes Blue (addictive)
5. Saint Angel Brie (heavenly)

“Happy Now Olivia’s first ambition was to be a lover of beautiful girls, but feeling like she could not make a living at that, she went to art school in the hope of at least falling in love with a girl. All Gorgeous Girls, however, remained her passion.

She took a job with God Almighty, dreamt of a world full of beautiful girls who loved her 24/7, and eventually persuaded her Guru to put out a Gorgeous Girl Guide full of her own eternal adorations for gorgeous girls, introducing a new selfless system of fearless field identification of ideal immaculate princess prana. This is now known wherever Girl Saints & Fearless Female Omnipotence are studied as The G. Ghost Holy Om System. It has revolutionized Goddess Watching and made her inventor the best-known Omnipotent Goddess in the world. (good thing, ‘cause She’s The Only One…) The first G. Ghost Om Fearless Field Guide System to guard Blazing British Beauties & Hot American Babes against all assholes, dicks, and bitches, and to protect them against all familiar and friendly intolerable insolence was followed by others on different countries.

Altogether, G. Ghost Holy Om has 5 Queen Consorts of The Cosmos and more than ten million omnipotent brides/perfect princesses actually guarding the galaxy, unleashing universal omnipotence, and protecting the earth against all demons, aliens, satanists, cults, daddies, hubbies, horny hobbies, brothers, and sons.

Some say she’s nuts and she agrees that she loves chocolate w/holy hazelnuts, adoring almonds, or mystical mint. Some say she lives in her own fantasy world, and that’s true, but she would like to point out that her fearless fantasy is Radical Reality and that your lives will always be an ever-living nightmare of worldly mediocrity and miseries. Some say, well: it doesn’t really matter, 'cause she will never care what you, ordinary people, have ever said, have to say, or will ever say, so go somewhere else to think it, or worse: to say it… Some say she’s cheesy, but she considers herself a hopeless r. romantic who's helpless before genuine gorgeous girls.”

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