The work I do people call the impossible. My remedy is used with herbs and oils from Salem, Massachusetts. My techniques were used by my great ancestors, who were born and raised true white witches in Salem.
I'm renown throughout the land of Salem and internationally known around the world. I have techniques that are not used by any other witch or spell caster. Some of my spells are used with a witch's pentagram.
The spells I cast are very powerful. I have practiced my techniques for the last fifteen and a half years and never failed a case. My work is guaranteed! With my spells I have made non-believers into believers. My spells are guaranteed and ever lasting! Call me only if your are serious at (971) 237-9046.
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I was wondering when we'd get a pagan fundie post on here again; it's been a long time. Of course, this actually is more the kind of post to prey on OTHER pagan fundies, rather than to promote paganism per se . Has anyone notified the Fraud Squad yet?
Indeed, the so-called "witches" who hanged at Salem were as Puritan as the rest of them; they just got stuck at the wrong end of their tattletale culture.
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Holy crap batman. This one scares me. Charlatan btw. No true witch would call it a pentagram (these days). Also as a wiccan/pagan never heard of her...let's see how many more fallacies are there hiding here. Hrm, from the website already noted a couple. Mother to daughter only? True wiccan would never cast a harmful spell (love or otherwise) to bend a person to their will or harm them. Casting of spells is rarely a prayer to the deity to provide. It is normally a projection of energy or focusing of self to make said goal happen. (note: these are my views and i could of course be wrong...)
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Man, this is the coolest of the coolest. Now, instead of using logics and reading books on that scientifically proved, I'm going to read Cinderella or the sort. Maybe I will get a better job.
Oh sweet monkey doo. I am pagan, moderate pagan but pagan, and I mean come on. Salem has the home of a series of socio-political trials. There were no witches there, just scared, then power hungry possibly at some point drugged little girls and town elders willing to exploit them.
978. Not 971. It's the main area code for almost all of northeastern Massachusetts.
Oddly enough, I've heard Glastonbury in England is much the same way. I wonder if they put as good a Halloween party on as Salem, MA though. Glastonbury has been a major pagan sacred site for at least four thousand years.
Woo aside, it's a gorgeous place, not far from where I live (in Bristol). And yes, they throw amazing parties...
This is all bullshit. It didn't work at all.
To: SalemLoveSpells.com
I have wake up from reality, what is lost can never be get back. We should not be heading to the dark side. Instead, everything happen for a reasons, if we go against the force, many bad things will happen. Good luck to all. Treasure what you have before it's gone...
I'm Pagan, and I smell a whole lotta bullshit spewing outta this one! Get some air freshener.
(Can't even get the zone right! Is she in MA, if not, why mention it. If she's in Salem OR, make it clear!)
"... renown throughout the land of Salem..."
Gosh... That has a Fairy Tale quality to it, doesn't it?
Now that you mention it...lets not go to Camelot...Tis a silly place.
As a pagan, and a musician who played at the Salem, MA Pagan Pride Day last year...I've never heard of this person and I probably visited damn near every curio shop that town had to offer.
This woman is made of fail.
I live in Eastern Mass., and I just checked my phone book. In 978 (Northern Tier from Cape Ann to Fitchburg) office code 237 is in Lawrence, in the Merrimack Valley, about a 30 minute drive from Salem, home of the witch trials. If she's in Oregon, she's not in the Witch City.
I call scam artist or poe, no one who actually believes in that stuff would call herself "Bena the White Witch of Spells." I wonder if any of those "techniques" involves the use of front companies, identity theft or offshore accounts, hmmm.
Okay. Let's see you regenerate the leg or arm of an accident victim that necessitated the amputation of said limb.
You'll see why no Christian fundie 'faith healer' has achieved this feat to date.
@Jeff
"If she's so confident in her methods she should give James Randi a call."
Why isn't Bena hammering on the doors of the JREF right now, hmmmmmmm? There's a cool $1 million waiting. Surely incentive enough for anyone with said miraculous 'powers'?
So why are there no fist-marks on said doors to date?
Everyone who was ripped off by Bena, let's get in touch and file a small claims case against her. She is fraud without a doubt and owes a lot of people money, at least $200 each person not to mention the stress she caused!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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