They like male horses so they get fucked and female cats to get licked since most (all) women are bisexual.
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I don’t know how much they actually believe this. Cats have sharp little teeth and more often than not will bite your fingers, you don’t want a pussy anywhere near a pussy. Horses have cocks the size of arms and if one was fucking a human the human would die sooner or later (and anyone who spends time on the internet would know that this did infact happen to someone). Still, they enjoy saying the worst things they can think of about women and other men, and at least one luckless idiot on that website is actually going to take this drivel as the truth.
Cats have tiny barbs on their tongues, to comb their fur with. I strongly doubt that you'd want that near your delicate genitals...
You're supposed to ride the horse, not let the horse "ride" you, dingbat.
There are theories that say bisexuality is the norm; that we are all somewhere on the scale from completely gay to completely straight. Still, bisexual women are attracted to HUMAN men and women, dolt!
“They like male horses so they get fucked”
“and female cats to get licked since most (all) women are bisexual.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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