“The vagina is a bodily orifice (euphemism for hole)”
No, sweetie, ‘orifice’ is the technical term, ‘hole’ is the euphemism. Ask your English teacher, next period.
"which is possessed by female vertebrates.”
There’s been some argument on that for the last (checks watch) 5,000 years.
“Among humans this hole is used for 3 things; (a) giving birth, (b) shedding menstrual waste once a month, (c) pleasuring oneself as a leisure activity.”
Is that last one the vagina or the clit?
"This self-pleasuring aspect was traditionally carried out by a spouse,”
Um, if someone else does it, it’s sex, not self-pleasuring. Maybe don’t ask your English teacher until you’re in high school, though.
"but increasingly women engage in self-pleasure through ever more sophisticated toys such as dildos.”
Right, right, they haven’t found any carved dildos from 3000 years ago, nope.
"21st century women have started a trend whereby they have weaponized the vagina”
Lysistrata was 400 BC, you ignorant fuckstick.
"by overvalueing it,”
It’s men that set the value on the vagina.
“by getting free dinners,”
I’ve gotten sex after buying a meal. It’s not a net loss by any means. You’re just butthurt that you cannot BUY a big enough steak to get laid.
“through the pussy”
Another euphemism slips by though you try so hard to be clinical and condescending.
“pass and by threats of false vag”
Another use of euphemism from Mr. Hole Professor, here.
“-related accusations.”
Do YOU even know what you mean by that?
