1. To gain better poll numbers, Biden will send American troops into Ukraine. Joe will act like a brave hero and expect both parties to rally behind him. Lindsay Graham certainly will. Biden doesn’t care if he risks WWIII and nuclear annihilation for all of us. The most important thing for Joe is clinging to power in order to pardon his son, Hunter. People may be angry about Joe’s war, but their protests won’t be seen on corporate media, therefore they won’t exist.
2. Climate change hucksters such as Al Gore and John Kerry will demand censorship for those who question the scam that is climate change. They must protect the human cattle from misinformation. You will think as you’re told! You will do as you’re told! The ruling oligarchy will continue to fly their private jets and live in splendor while spewing as much carbon as they like because they are saving the Earth. How dare you!
3. The James Webb telescope will discover endless galaxies that prove the ‘big bang’ was more of an infinity bang. Neil deGrasse Tyson will claim he knew it all along. The bow tie wearing science guy, too.
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