[North Korean missile test to celebrate Kim Il-Sung's birthday]
US is a nation of proven h'omos and it has been scientifically proven that 70% of US cowards have fa'ggot genes. Even all the Hollywood "cowboys" were bareback brokeback h'omos and nothing can whitewash that fact. US is a loser and Brother Kim is giving a permanent enema.US h'omos can't fight even other fa'ggots with claws ROFLMAO!
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"US is a nation of proven h'omos and it has been scientifically proven that 70% of US cowards have fa'ggot genes."
You s'ure about that, D'ean?
W'ell this is a huge p'ile of s'tupid.
I'm as American as you can get & I'm straight as a 180 degree angle.
I think this the stupidest thing I'll read all day.
"h'omos"? S'tupid is as s'tupid does.
Science says that somewhere around 5 to 10 percent of the population is homosexual.
It's probably not as simple as genetics, it has environmental causes too, like the more boys a woman give birth to, the higher the chance of the new one being gay.
I'd guess that there is at least one gay person in each extended family, so every single human being is probably related to a homosexual person.
It ought to be "straightwash", oughtn't it?
Brother Kim? The one celebrated is long dead; you know that, right? He's not doing much of anything nowadays.
If North Korea did something that would be a real threat to the US or any of their allied, Pyongyang would probably be nuked within minutes.
I think the apostrophes are so those words don't get filtered or auto-alert a mod. Note which words have strategic apostrophes.
In other news, Dean's still an ignorant a'sshole.
Kid Cthulhu has spoken...
“US is a nation of proven h'omos”
CAN you prove homosexuals? I mean, there ARE people performing homosexual acts, but can you really PROVE that they’re homosexuals, not bisexuals, or drunk, or having you on? That it’s not a dare that got out of hand?
“and it has been scientifically proven that 70% of US cowards have fa'ggot genes.”
Wait.
Are you saying that gay genes cause cowardice? Or that cowards cause homosexuality? I don’t understand. Or by ‘cowards’ are you referring to US citizens in general, not specifically those who have defected in the face of the enemy…?
“Even all the Hollywood "cowboys" were bareback brokeback h'omos and nothing can whitewash that fact.”
Can anything SUPPORT this claim, though? It’s not fact just because your illiterate ass says it is.
“US is a loser and Brother Kim is giving a permanent enema.US h'omos can't fight even other fa'ggots with claws ROFLMAO!”
Dude, we don’t even need the full load-out of a Trident submarine to turn North Korea into a glass parking lot.
Start the fucking fight. G’head.
I’m sure the message to ‘retarget and strike’ North Korea is already written, take ten minutes to start the response.
Confused?
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