[Commenting on the Facebook game Farmville, in which chickens come in white, black and brown varieties]
One of the earliest things I noticed observing this game is the chicken coop.
It seems Aryan chickens lay eggs which are worth 8 points, while Mixed-race, or what I call "MUD" chickens lay eggs worth 16.
Nigger chickens lay eggs worth 32:
It should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that this is a blatant attempt to continue the white inferiority complex, to instill upon whites the notion that anything white is practically worthless, while something of mixed race or black ancestry is to be worshipped beyond all reason.
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Huh?
Having played Farmville, I noticed no Aryan chickens, no Nigger chickens, and no Mixed-race chickens.
I also figured out that Farmville is boring... which is why I play WoW instead.
Really. Farmville is a conspiracy to make whites look inferior? Well, folks, we've officially reached the bottom of the barrel. Thanks for coming out, we've now seen that literally everything is a conspiracy against teh aryans.
Seriously, fucking farmville?
What's next, golf? After all, you're hitting a white ball with a club in an attempt to bury it in a hole. That's soooooooo racist against white!
Also, MSPaint because it always starts out white and and drawing involves turning at least part of it nonwhite, as if a nonwhite drawing is somehow superior to the white background it always starts as!
Cluck cluck cluck...
NEXT...
There is no such thing as an Aryan chicken. You do however get white chickens, which are physically smaller than brown ones, so their eggs will therefore be smaller too. That might have something to do with it.
Strange, I'm white and I have never felt that anyone is trying to make me feel inferior because of it. I really don't know where this ("It should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that this is a blatant attempt to continue the white inferiority complex, to instill upon whites the notion that anything white is practically worthless, while something of mixed race or black ancestry is to be worshipped beyond all reason.") attitude comes from.
Snooker is a fascist game.
First you knock out the reds, then the colours, then the black and leave only the white on the table.
The second you seriously say "Aryan chickens", you are a worthless racist who deserves only death. You do not comprehend the concept of the Aryan race, only use it as a synonym for white skin and to strengthen your racist idiocy.
Please die and rot away. Also, stay off social networks.
I agree, you'd have to have half a brain for that to be obvious.
Lucky we have retards like you, or no-one would have noticed.
Judging by the worthlessness of his quote, which kind of attests to his worthlessness as a person, I'm assuming, by using his own worthless logic, that Oscar Yeager must be white. That's doubly obvious to me who has two halves of a brain.
What's that web site? 'Day of the Dope'?
Also notice how, in New Moon, Bella swoons over the Native American Jacob instead of the Aryan vampire Edward.Not less important is Lady GaGa's latest, hit "Alejandro".Why not "Alexander", asks I?They took our jobs, and now they take our pop-culture.
WTF? Did it hurt after you pulled that out of your ass? I can't even think of anything to say in response to this. The Stupid! It Burns!
Also: Aryan chicken? There is no fucking such thing as an Aryan fucking chicken! And most of all, it's just a game, a rather lame game at that.
Yes, that is obvious to anyone with half a brain.
Those of us with full brains, however, think it's just an arbitrary (or size- rather than color-based) scoring system, not a conspiracy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, get a load of his next post:
"Due to the cooperation of several white nationalist organizations, our letter-writing and telephone campaign to both Facebook and Zynga over the discrimination of white chickens in the game "Farmville" has paid off in a small way.
I received a letter from a representative of Zynga, and although it is not clear if they agreed to our requests to stop making nigger and mud chickens more valuable than white chickens, they DID agree to come out with three new categories of chickens, that being "Scots Grey," "Rhode Island Red," and "Cornish" chickens, to lessen the overt discriminatory appearance against the white chickens.
It did not explain in the letter if the coin value of the previously existing chickens would be changed, or what the value of the new chickens would be, we can only hope for the best at this point.
Myself, along with several others, will be policing this issue in an attempt to make sure that our intended result occurrs."
Try snooker. The white ball does all the work and the black ball is worth the most points. Just for good measure, the homosexual pink ball carries the second highest value.
Oh, the horror, the horror.
How about this one, Oscar?In World of Warcraft, you get to choose the colour of your character's skin, and it's -gasp- completely cosmetic!A black human has the same intelligence stat as a white one!And the only in-game races that don't have a black variety are the Blood Elves and the Gnomes - both considered "lol fags" and "wtf d00d ur toon is gay" by the community!
You know that the word "Aryan" actually refers to prehistoric Indo-Iranians, right? Or for Iranians and Indic peoples? Some contemporary "Aryans" include Punjabi people and Sinhalese people. You know, Indian people?
But that's not what YOU meant, is it? Because the word was perverted by Hitler and his Nazis. I don't know why he chose the word "Aryan", of all words, considering that its actual meaning is so far removed from his made-up meaning of "Caucasian, blonde-haired, blue-eyed, non-Jewish".
And golden chickens give 64 coins per egg.
For fucks sake, you're reading retarded shit into this, you fucknut.
I don't think normal people (i.e. me), Facebook, the game, or the chickens themselves give a shit about what their colour is and how much are they worth for.
@Professor Cold Heart: I would have LOVED to be in the room with the Farmville dev team when they got his letter. They must have laughed their asses off.
And the new chickens were probably something they were planning to make anyway. Hilarious that he thinks his little racist tirade had any effect on one of the most popular online games there is.
Lolwut? And yes, the golden chicken's egg gives the best bucks. Wanna explain that? Oh wait, it's just a game, nevermind.
*goes to FV to empty his chicken coop, where every chicken lives peacefully among others*
Maybe you should learn some manners from the *giggle* FARMVILLE CHICKENS! *ROFL*
Aryan chickens? So, not only are you comparing people to fictional, digitized animals, but you are, going along with the metaphor, assigning point values to their children, which also have a good chance of being sold or eaten....What the fuck is wrong with you?
Confused?
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