Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy

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[From “January 23, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 42”]

Panel 1: The Devil is standing in a stall, saying “Unlimited whiskey” while Winston Churchill is walking in front of him
Panel 2: The Devil says “A legacy of heroic valor”, “Poets will sing your name” and “Cinema will adore…” while holding a contract in Gothic letters reading “I, Prime Minister of Great Britain, do hereby agree to destroy Germany”
Panel 3: Churchill is signing the pact with the devil
Panel 4: Churchill says “You had me at ‘whiskey’”

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Is TatIsh going by an alternate history where WW2 started with an English attack on Germany?

@Malingspann #250259

Apparently… because reality just so damn hard on the poor little nazis and them… invading another nation and sparking said war… much easier to blame the Jews for that… and apparently everything else for that matter, even shit that had fuck all to do with the Jews in the first place, like say stabbing your toe.

You had me at Cinema, Satan.

an alternate history where WW2 started with an English attack on Germany?

Spoiler: Not exactly. At this point in Slick’s story, the Allies are preparing to invade the moment Germany strikes first. Meanwhile the Rothschilds are about to provoke Germany into attacking the Free City of Danzig (an independent city on the German/Polish border, which is now Part of Poland and currently named Gdańsk).

IRL, Churchill was not Prime Minister at this point. That happened after the invasion of Poland.

Also, Hitler was allied with Stalin. (In other sets, the quotee shows Stalin allied with Churchill and Roosevelt before the war started.)

So I guess we’re just making shit up for history so the poor nazi feefees don’t get offended. This is why we need a whole slew of anti-nazi laws in every country on earth. Tatsu can cry, bitch and moan when he’s going away for 5 years for his propaganda.

ps. Just so we’re clear, I DO NOT believe in freedom of speech and think it toxically detrimental to democratic societies.

Not only did Churchill win the Nobel Prize for Literature, his histories of the 20th Century are considered the definitive works of their kind by historians, academics & scholars.

And all you have is a webcomic, Tatty.

So Churchill liked a tipple now & then? Good for him. A quote springs to mind:

Never trust a man who doesn’t drink

-John Wayne

Y’know who was teetotal? Shitler.

And Don Old Fart.

Q. E. and fucking D.

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