Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #homophobia youtube.com

Dear Damned Dicks, My Chastity Law has to be sincerely followed, and human hubris has to be ruthlessly swallowed, and child innocence has to be protected and hallowed, and all girls and women perfectly put on a purity pedestal, while your penises are put to death by your actual religious endeavor not to be animals in perpetual heat, to claim your Heavenly Heritage of Blessings-Bestowed Parentage. Till then: Die of Constant Castrating Karma, Cocks, ‘cause you’re between Satanic Sadistic Sodomites & Hell’s Rocks, and God sure as fuck ain’t helping you, ‘cause, Dick Darlings, help n' healing those who deserve Moi is: My Job. Grump Almighty's Preventative Remedy Against Virulent Violence A sea of intuitive intelligence, an ocean of fearless faith, a puddle of practical wisdom, a drop of (food grade) grapefruit essential oil + a drop of lemon essential oil in water.

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