The Joy of Aids
Aids is one of the many blessings of Capitalism.
Aids does a lot of good in this world, for example it kills faggots and even some Heterosexual Sodomites. (Who are also degenerates, but to a lesser extent)
God bless Adis!
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...meanwhile, local company Reckitt Benckiser buys Britain's biggest - and most ultra-reliable - condom company, Durex *.
Their shareholders are blessed by so many LGBT people buying their products to ensure they don't become a statistic, thus are overjoyed at how the simple transaction of a few pounds for protection of more than just the penis kills the homophobes' 'arguments'.
*- Other condom brands are available, and from other reputable companies, and not just Reckitt Benckiser of Hull: worldwide.
So, people are having sex. Incels think they should die. ::Yawn:: The shock. The outrage. All the outrage.
But while millions are spent on a cure for AIDS, no one’s even dropping spare change in the ‘get an incel laid’ charity. This nicely puts the above quote into frame.
I always found it weird that one condom company calls itself TROJAN . It’s like saying “Our condoms are so crappy that they will fail at preventing invading Greek - like sperm cells or STIs from getting in”.
If they wanted to go for that “Mighty Sword & Sandal” theme, they should’ve done some research or name them something like “Conqueror”, “Faunus”, “Satyr”, “Emperor”, “Centurion’s Shield” or something.
Likewise, while Rameses is a tad better, that Pharaoh was known to have fathered over 100 kids… not the sort of guy to have as spokes - mascot for a product that’s supposed to prevent that. However, calling them “Pharaoh” would have been okay.
Just go with a vague, generic “Ruler, Sexual Being, ‘Guard / Shield’” theme if one wants to take ideas from history or ancient mythology. No specifics and no references to the losers of a wall that ended when a bunch of unwanted whatevers came breaking in.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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