[From "A Month of Learning Begins"]

Attention bigots! This isn’t the winter of your discontent, it’s Black History Month. You need to learn that the intergenerational trauma inflicted on black bodies can lead to fraught confrontations during situations that your white privilege would lead you to consider trivial, or perhaps mundane

For example, waiting in line at Golden Corral for beef that tastes like it’s been marinated in dishwater. If the gentleman ahead of you secures the final morsels, you’d consider this proper according to the rules of chivalry and head to the chocolate fountain to contract hepatitis. However, the stress induced on a black body would lead to a spectacle of violence to rival the heroic deeds of the past, such as the Battle of Thermopylae

[40-person brawl breaks out in Golden Corral over reported steak shortage]

It’s important to respect the fact that black women built America without compensation and the tab is finally due. Below, we can observe a group of potential supreme court justices using their black bodies for a sit-in to demand reparations at a prestigious law school. Black bodies require food, or else violence will ensue. The dean wisely complied. At the time of publication, he is alive and well
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Another thing I’ll say though is not to get between a black man and a chicken sandwich. The intergenerational trauma could get you killed. That’s precisely what happened a few years ago and the perpetrator didn’t live to regret it

There are many things to admire about black people, from the pyramids to peanut butter. Nonetheless, one must always remain cognizant of the complex dynamic that intergenerational trauma, the denial of reparations, and white supremacy plays in guiding their behavior. Also, never forget this is ultimately your fault