Kat Kerr #fundie youtube.com

[Relevant part begins around 48:21 in the video]

…I just started talking about God and how much He loved — how much He talked about horses in the Bible. By the way, it’s one of His favorite creatures He made. And by the way, He has a unicorn.

Father has a unicorn. Jesus has a horse named Lightning. Holy Spirit has one named Thunder. Lightning has fire coming out of his nostrils. He’s got a rainbow mane on him. But the Father has a unicorn. And they’re mentioned nine times in the Bible. They are! Unless you’ve found a new translation that has removed it.

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