Alternatives to 'raping a child':
1sublimating the sexual urge in good works and sporting activities
There, that's 11 alternatives you can contemplate next time you haven't had sex for a long time and are thinking that your only option is to go and 'rape' someone.
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if you remove 8,10,11 from the list, it seem fine (assuming prostitution is legal and this is consensual).
"There, that's 11 alternatives you can contemplate next time you haven't had sex for a long time and are thinking that your only option is to go and 'rape' someone."
Or you could become a fundie so the giant cloud-man will torture you if you rape someone.
8 consensual sexual or sensual activities with a non-human animal. Informed consent, bitch, have you heard of that?
Looks like a good list but..
what are the points 10 and 11?
No, a child cannot consent to any sexual activities with an adult, and the police forces of the place where you live should be warned about you.
Alternatives to 'raping a child'
1 (and only): NOT raping a child.
That's it. That's the only reasonable alternative.
8, 10, and 11 go to show that you have no idea what informed consent is despite using the words. Telling yourself an unintelligent creature incapable of speech is okay with you rammng your dick into it doesn't make it not rape. Coercing a child into sexually servicing you without physical violence doesn't make it not rape. Limiting your exploitation to handjobs doesn't make it not rape.
You are a disgusting creature and a total idiot to boot.
So in order to fight your urge to rape kids, you should feel them up, dry hump them, and then have sex with animals.
This person is sub-human.
consensual sexual or sensual activities with a non-human animal.
How would this even happen? I mean, how does one get consent from an animal?
10 consensual sensual activities with a child
No just no! Children can't give consent and you're creeping me the fuck out.
1- fine, I just hope those "good works" and "sporting activities" don't put you in a position of authority over any children
2- good
3- still good
4- more power to ya
5- hunky-dory
6- fine and dandy
7- just stay away from the Catholic church and we're copasetic
8- ... no
9- that should be "*consensual* sex with a prostitute *over the age of 18*" but otherwise fine
10 & 11- *deep breath* No such thing as "consensual" sex with a child so... no.
Ah, I see you left out having consentual sex with Bigfoot or aliens. Seriously though, how about just not having sex with kids? The Brady Bunch wasn't a pornography, for fucks sake.
well, at least the first 7 are good, and I don't have any problem with 9, but the rest, not so much.
EDIT: I am assuming that the prostitute is over 18 and consenting. If otherwise, then it is not ok.
1. Absolutely fine! You may just darned have a clue about it after all!FUCK NO.
Alternatives to jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
Not jumping off it.
Really no need for the list idea sometimes, is there? Because if I kept going I guess 10 and 11 would be kinda jumping off and jumping halfway off. Right?
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