Definition of an idiot.
1. Someone who would vote for more taxes.
2. Someone who thinks government cares about them.
3. Someone who thinks the government can use money more responsibly than they can.
4. Someone who believed taxing the rich will not cost them in the end.
5. Liberal.
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Okay, let’s do away with all taxes, and then you’ll be personally responsible for maintaining all roads between your home, workplace, and shopping center. You’ll also be responsible for maintaining any previously municipal utilities, since there’s now no municipality. Oh, and when someone comes to rob your home, you’re responsible for your own security, since the police have been disbanded entirely.
By the way I really recommend that if a “cop” comes to your home, you shoot him right away. In the state of affairs you’re demanding, anyone still staying in uniform and carrying a badge is probably preying on dumbasses like you who will still absolutely “respect their authority”.
Definition of an idiot.
1. Someone who would vote based on nothing more than which candidate promises the biggest tax cuts.
2. Someone who says they want small government, but demand big government whenever that would suit them.
3. Someone who thinks the government doesn’t listen more to the rich than the not-so-rich and the poor.
4. Someone who believes tax cuts only for the rich will not cost them in the end.
5. Someone who thinks ‘liberal’ means anything they don’t regard as ‘traditional values’.
1. An idiot is someone who won't pay more in taxes for thing they would end up using at some point like healthcare and roads.
2. We'll make the government care about us, whether we be citizens, prisoners, military personnel, permanent residents or illegal immigrants.
3. It's called keeping the government accountable. See #2.
4. Baby, the rich ain't going to do shit. They can't keep running forever because people got sick of their bullshit. We can still persecute them for tax fraud, put tariffs on their businesses, freeze accounts and put sanctions on their asses. Trickle down economics has been tried for decades and it hasn't delivered.
Definition of an idiot:
1- The OP
2- ?????
3- ...er, that's it
The definition of an idiot is a conservative christian republican, especially in a MAGA hat, although I question the mental capabilities of people who put pineapple on pizza, listen to Journey & plaster their cars with those stick figure family decals.
@Spacewyrm #46915
As far as the pizza toppings go, I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree.
Just a personal view, but I loathe Journey almost as much as I country music-especially their singer. Pretentious jerkoff with a mullet who whines out atrocious “love” songs. Fuck those hacks but I’m good as long as I don’t have to listen to it.
Stick figure decals were not bad in the beginning but then the soccer moms & Karens got to them & as usual, overdid them. Now the only cool ones are where they’re all being eaten by a T Rex or blown away by Imperial TIE Fighters.
@SpukiKitty #46975
* I find “Calvin Peeing of Stuff” a lot more stupid.
Yeah, especially if you know that basically NO legitimate Calvin and Hobbes merchandise exists, because Bill Watterson was and is still completely against it. Essentially, if you see any Calvin and Hobbes anything, with a very very few exceptions, it’s bogus/unauthorized.
@TheKingOfRhye #47012
I was under the impression all of those were bootlegged, because he never authorized any merchandise. From what I gathered it had to do with the fact that any merchandising deal with was presented with took artistic control away from him, and some even insisted he’d basically just put his name on whatever they chose to do, and he wasn’t happy with the idea of the artist not controlling the art. There was also talk of a show at one point which he vetoed, because again they were demanding control over the art and story direction.
But then again, there were quite a number of issues Bill was already having with the strips themselves, including the insistence that he had to follow very strict guidelines for panel placement, and his resistance to this resulted in some of his sillier strips, including the various dancing strips with no visible panels, but also resulted in having to waste an opening “panel” even on these on something irrelevant to the strip, because some papers only bought ⅔ of the strip, so his top row wasn’t in those papers.
Basically, a bunch of weird stupid crap happened to piss off a great strip writer (decent strip artist) who was well ahead of his time, and probably wishes he’d gotten his start 20 years later.
@The_Crimson_Ghost #46966
Well, I won't complain about your taste in pizza if you don't question my mental state for mine. Actually, my favorite is pepperoni and mushroom. Ideally, deep dish.
I'm not super familiar with Journey, but I think "don't stop believin" was okay. I don't know anything else they did. But, I know you hate the Beatles, so your taste in music is suspect anyway (I think the Beatles are overrated but still good). Also, country music can be good. A lot of it is shit, but it can be good. Is there a music genre where that isn't true?
I agree with that stick figure families being eaten by t-rex or blown away by TIE fighters are better than stick figure families played straight. But, if I won't lie: even though I think right now I wouldn't want kids, if I'd been born cisgender, I think I'd be a mom right now and I think I'd probably have a stick figure family decal on my car...
BTW, I don't like using names as shorthands for dumb stereotypes. Every time someone complains about Karen I think of incels complaining about Chad and Stacey.
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