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Cortana is odd… Very odd… Too odd…

So, it goes like this.

2 days ago my new PC arrived. Cortana was the first thing I saw, even before I had set it up- “she” was my “set-up assistant”.

Yesterday I did a little experiment. I had a little chat.

“Hey Cortana,” I said, “do you work for the government?”

Here’s the answers “she” gave back. I asked “her” this same question a few times.

“Consider this a polite dodge of the question”

“Of all the questions you could have asked…”

“I thought you’d never ask. So I’ve never thought about it.”

“A circle may be infinite, but my answers are not.”

JUST GIVE ME A STRIGHT “YES” OR “NO”!

Then I asked, “are you spying on me?” Here’s what “she” said:

“I assure you, I’m only here to help.” That is “her” only answer to my question.

Then I asked, “are you evil?”

“I’m so good I’m waffle good.”

“I’m programmed for good. My namesake in Halo, on the other hand…” Those where “her” only answers.

Who is “her” “namesake in Halo”?

Me: “What do you think of Apple?” Apple is the maker of Siri, another voice assistant.

Cortana: “Their new headquarters looks kind of like a Halo. I’m into it.”

Revelation 13:15

“And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.”

Artificial Intelligence?

P.S: Please, get saved.

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