Bro. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 9: A New Season
By Bro. William H. Grimes

As the semi-retired former senior pastor of the New Teacher Baptist Church and former leader of this online ministry, I have been beyond delighted to see the impact our ministry has had in Metro Detroit and beyond. When we began this online ministry, we had an admittedly ambitious goal of being a replacement for the far-left atheistic Darwinist Wikipedia and the other site Conservapedia which sadly lost its way long ago. However, with our current staff, long hiatus, and the needs of our local in-person ministry, we have decided to take this ministry to a radically different direction.
I’ve personally seen to it that Pastor Eric becomes a stellar example of a senior pastor, and that Bro. Kyle has all the holy wisdom and guidance he needs to be a highly effective minister to the youth, as we continue to recover from the extreme damage done to this ministry by Mr. Roland. Seeing him on camera in footage on Local 4 News at a den of inequity in a t-shirt with an animated vixen is the ultimate insult to what this ministry stands for and we are so thankful Bro. Kyle uniquely understands the pernicious nature and power of this siren’s call! WE MUST NOT LEAVE ANYTHING TO CHANCE IN THIS WICKED DARK AGE FOR THE ENEMY IS IN THE CONVENTION CENTER, THE STREET, THE LOCAL MEIJER, AND EVEN IN YOUR BEDROOM WITH SMARTPHONES AND HIGH SPEED 5G INTERNET! IF THEY CAN GET A FORMER PASTOR TRAINED IN THE RIGHTEOUS WAYS, THEY CAN GET ANYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
That is to say, this online ministry needs to change with the times. We will explore more biblical preaching and analysis and training and we will no longer focus on encyclopedic entries not because it isn’t important but because with our limited manpower and time to stop the snares of the devil, we have to use our limited resources the best we can! We also expect to ditch the wiki format entirely in the future in favor of potentially our own blog because Shoutwiki has forced us to use a bot checker that features a wicked Japanese animated siren iconography! IT IS ABOMINABLE IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WE WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE FIGURE OUR PLANS TO BE THE SALT OF THE EARTH, TO HELP REACH THE LOST FOR WE LIVE IN THE END OF THE LAST DAYS! God’s people said AMEN!

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