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Sermon 24: A Season of Change
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
“To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.”- Ecclesiastes 3:1
With the unexpected departure of Steven Roland, we have had a lot of changes. We may not be seeking an assistant pastor for the foreseeable future, but we are proud to announce the ordination of now Pastor Eric Kalinowski who will be taking over as Project Leader of SimplyChristian effective immediately and Senior Pastor of the New Testmaent Baptist Church at the end of the year.
This goes into another announcement: I will be retiring from active ordained ministry at the end of this year. I will still be a presence at the church and will still stay on as a guest preacher at SimplyChristian, but after over 45 years of active ministry, I am more than glad to take a step back.
This online ministry has been a blessing since we started over seven years ago, and through it all we have led souls to eternal salvation! IF THE PEOPLE CANNOT GO TO WHERE WE ARE, WE AS GOD’S PEOPLE MUST GO WHERE THEY ARE!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Assisting Pastor Eric will be Bro. Kyle Davis, our new Deacon. He is a young man immensely blessed by God just like Pastor Eric and I trust Bro. Kyle will be a far better mentor to the youth than “Bro.” Steven and his constant posting of salacious imagery on social media!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Please continue to pray for us as we make these changes as the next season of our ministry is in full swing and I look forward to seeing what happens next from the back row! God’s people said AMEN!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

I have a short sermon on 2 Thessalonians 3:10 today. It reads "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." What does this mean? You MUST WORK! God condemeth the lazy! The US government has rewarded laziness and called it welfare. Able bodied people abusing food stamps is the work of the devil! What's the largest purchase made with food stamps? SODA!!!!! SODA HAS ZERO NUTRITIONAL VALUE BUT THESE LAZY WELFARE QUEENS BUY SODA WITH FOOD STAMPS AND PAY FOR CIGARETTES AND LOTTERY TICKETS WITH CASH! WOE IS TO THE LAZY! Go to any gas station and you WILL see this abomination unto the Lord! They can’t handle someone like Democrat RFK Jr. trying to ban candy and soda purchases with food stamps because they don’t need food stamps for their meals but instead want extra junk to serve their morbidly obese cravings as they refuse to work and hop their 500 pound derrières on the Walmart scooters meant for those with REAL disabilities!
Medicaid, food stamps, Social Security, and all these other programs are for the sick and the elderly! They aren't for lazy able bodied and able minded people, including those with FAKE DISABILITIES SUCH AS “HIGH FUNCTIONING” AUTISM! GOD IS TELLING YOU TO WORK! GET YOUR LAZY AND NASTY REAR OFF THE SOFA, AND GO GET A JOB! HARD WORKING EVERYDAY AMERICANS AREN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOUR SODA AND JUNK FOOD ADDICTION! STOP BUYING STEAK WITH YOUR FOOD STAMPS AND BUY BEANS WITH YOUR HARD EARNED CASH! BREAK A SWEAT! WORK! STOP BEING A WELFARE QUEEN LIVING BETTER THAN THE LABORERS IN THIS COUNTRY!
If Americans don’t give up sinful childish things like candy bars and cakes bought with taxpayer money, they will end up like the damned heretic Steven Roland who refused to put away childish things and is spending his days as a 31 year old grown man obsessing over cartoons made for lascivious teenagers! It’s beyond wicked and depraved! Is this what you want for your life? Then get off the couch and the Internet and the PlayStation and get up to WORK FOR A LIVING and donate your money to your local church instead of wasting it on lotto tickets or booze or video games!

Bro. JD #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 23: Correct Doctrine

By Bro. JD

Galatians 1:19 “But other of the apostles saw I none, save James the Lord's brother.”

I was at a Baptist conference in Sterling Heights where I came across a terrifying things. Self proclaimed Baptists saying they believe in the “immaculate conception!” Not the virgin birth. The “immaculate conception!” This is an untrue Papist dogma that goes directly against the Bible!

The Bible says Jesus has many brothers and sisters. Including James! The Bible only says Mary was a virgin to the point she gave birth to Jesus! She has no extra honors and isn’t the “Mother of God” or wasn’t a queen of heaven! She wasn’t born without sin through an “immaculate conception!” I’d expect this at a Papist church but at a Baptist conference? Baptist pastors need to educate better to stomp out this extreme heresy!

We don’t pray to statues or put anyone else on the level of Jesus! Especially not Mary who according to the Bible and the historical record was intimate with many other men besides her spouse Joseph after the birth of Jesus! AKA a SINNER!!!!! A HARLOT!!! It is in the BIBLE!! I don’t care what anything else besides the BIBLE says!!!

So many Baptist pastors these days suck at their jobs! We need to bring them back to real education and not fake SBC “seminaries” where they lead the flock astray with such lies as the “immaculate conception!” NO MORE STRANGE DOCTRINE IN BIBLE BELIEVING BAPTIST CHURCHES!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 5: We Won’t Back Down
By Bro. Eric Kalinowski
This second Trump administration has been extremely vile and reprehensible. They have done absolutely heinous things such as cozying up to dictators like Putin, and destroying our alliances with friendly countries like Canada. All of this in the name of so-called conservatism when this is anything but.
If there’s one “ally” that we are better without, it is most certainly the illegitimate “state” of Israel. This absolutely vile nation has done so many atrocities from carpet bombing civilians to spreading their agenda throughout the globe in many nefarious ways.
It is through the influence of Mossad and the Israel lobby that we lost our former pastor Steven Roland, as he became consumed with lust because of the highly addictive nature of the programming made by crypto-Zionists in Japan.
Pornography, sodomy, and transsexualism are all spread by this vile group of people, (remember Pornhub is literally owned by a Zionist rabbi!) the Zionists who have the totality of the Trump administration bought and paid for ranging from Scott Bessent the Zionist open sodomite Soros acolyte treasury secretary to papist Pam Bondi who has deported foreign students for criticizing Israel. It’s okay to criticize America and burn our flag but it’s a “hate crime” worth deportation if it’s their real master, Israel. Even commie Bernie Sanders has been deemed “anti-Semitic” by the so-called conservatives in this administration for having the audacity to criticize Israel. These Trumpist conservatives clearly hate America but love Russia and Israel. It’s true that almost every congressman has their own AIPAC agent assigned; The GOP can’t stand Rep. Thomas Massie in Kentucky for being the only true conservative who can stand up to Israel and AIPAC. AIPAC even had his wife killed for it!
Folks, we don’t back down. We will keep on keeping on even if we get our site banned, if we get jailed for exercising our freedom of speech. We won’t let antichrist Benjamin Netanyahu and his army of Mossad and AIPAC agents win. We will keep on fighting, spreading the true unvarnished gospel of Christ, and let the Christ killing Zionist scum know where to stick it!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Matthew 6:16-18 “Moreover when ye fast, be not, as the hypocrites, of a sad countenance: for they disfigure their faces, that they may appear unto men to fast. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou fastest, anoint thine head, and wash thy face; That thou appear not unto men to fast, but unto thy Father which is in secret: and thy Father, which seeth in secret, shall reward thee openly.”
Fasting can be a spiritually good and enriching experience for true believers in Christ who want to take their devotion to the next level. But all too common it’s become a perverse thing that screams of self righteousness.
We have both “Lent” and “Ramadan” going on right now, neither of which are prescribed or even remotely implied in the Bible. We have papists and Mohammedans trying to look righteous to the world and shun the Lord!!!!!! HOW IS SMOTHERING ASH ON YOUR FOREHEAD AS A SIGN OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND GORGING ON ENDLESS SHRIMP AT RED LOBSTER A “SACRIFICE?” JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE STEAK OR CHICKEN? HOW IS FASTING DURING THE DAY BUT EATING 4000 CALORIES EVERY NIGHT A FAST? IT ISN’T! THIS IS NOWHERE EVEN REMOTELY IMPLIED TO BE BIBLICAL!!!!!
If you fast, it should be spontaneous and a real fast! Actually abstain from everything but water for a set period of time, but wash your face and don’t look distraught and if you’re a woman put on makeup to hide that you’re fasting! It’s literally in the Bible! Fasting should be spontaneous and not just because it’s a certain day or week or month in the calendar! Following the rites and rules of men isn’t in the Bible! Who gave the Pope or the descendants of Muhammad authority? It sure as heck wasn’t the Lord! All this fake “fasting” is an abomination unto the Lord and these hypocrites truly received their reward in front of men, especially lukewarm papist Marco Rubio going to work with that goofy ash mark on his face! Woe is unto the self righteous and the hypocrites!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 18: Celibacy Revisited
By Bro. Eric Kalinowski
Please read the entirety of 1 Corinthians 7.
First, this sermon will formally disavow the unbiblical Roland doctrine on celibacy. Our former pastor had an extreme doctrine on celibacy that called most or all Christians to engage in celibacy.
To clarify in 1 Corinthians 7:7-9, Paul states that some people have a gift of celibacy. This is a gift given unto some people so that they may serve the Lord without having to worry about temporal worldly affairs such as a spouse and children. This is a good thing for those who have this gift, but many do not and trying to stay celibate when you do not possess this gift is inherently dangerous to your soul and your walk with Christ.
Bro. Roland believed in an extreme doctrine in celibacy that ignores biological reality. When Paul says that it is better to marry than to burn, this applies to anyone who will succumb to lustful desires and temptations, which is exactly what happened to Bro. Roland and his failure to break his addiction to animated pornography. Bro. Roland clearly does not possess this gift of celibacy and his leading others to attempt to remain celibate when it would be far better for them to marry has been the critical failure so far of this ministry.
SimplyChristian will no longer advise most people to remain celibate, and those who are called to do so will know who they are as they are anointed by God with a special gift to serve and they will know if He led them to serve and to live in this way. For the rest of the church, it is far better to find an appropriate Christian spouse and to marry and exercise marital relations in the appropriate context as opposed to fornication or sodomy or pornography or self abuse or any other such inappropriate forum. I will write a follow up sermon about what to look for in a godly spouse.

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Psalm 81:9 “There shall no strange god be in thee; neither shalt thou worship any strange god.”
My great grandparents immigrated to the city of Hamtramck. They built a community of faith, love, care, friendship and support of God and their fellow man. This was a wholesome, godly community that lasted for a long time until there was a movement towards other gods.
When God is exalted as He is and shall be, things are well and His people prosper. But when cultural relativism comes in, we get what happened to Hamtramck as of late.
I have nothing but love for the Christians from the Middle Eastern nations, who are persecuted in every country in the region including the so-called “friendly democracy” of Israel where they spit on Christians as a “custom.” These are our brothers in Christ. But it’s safe to say there was an insurgency of those who worship other gods.
Radical Muslims took over Hamtramck and nearby Dearborn and built the largest mosque in North America in the latter. The city where my ancestors lived now is occupied by the insurgents and the Islamic call to prayer is heard over the loud speakers every day five times a day. The entire city council is Muslim. The public schools have Islamic prayers and serve halal foods. This is in America, not Iran or Saudi Arabia! Christians need to look no further than London or Hamtramck to see what happens when you let false religions take over! The entire Hamtramck city council is Muslim! Renowned atheist Richard Dawkins even had to admit that Christianity is preferable to this insurgence of Islam! Look at the terrorist attack in Louisiana!
We need to do what the charlatan Donald Trump said he’d do in 2016 and ban ALL Muslims! Not just the poor ones or the ones we don’t like but ALL OF THEM, even Trump’s Saudi buddies! We will all look like Dearborn where there’s honor killings or Hamtramck where you can’t even go to the grocery store without hearing praises to a false god on the megaphone unless we all fight back to keep our country Christian! The Muslims hate us and our freedom in Christ so we need to show them the same righteous hatred!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

It’s time to talk about a heavy subject. In light of recent events, it’s time we discuss when and how to enact church discipline and when it’s necessary to take the final step to excommunicate someone.
We had to take the unfortunate step to excommunicate “Bro.” Steven recently as some of you may know. He, despite having Bro. Eric as his Covenant Eyes accountability partner, has not ceased to consume excessively salacious materials, and we even have been informed by a third party that he attended an event in a nearby city related to this demonic subculture he’s preoccupied with. He’s been totally unrepentant and seems to throughly enjoy this sinful excess than being in company with the people of God: he would rather choose to commune with the heathen men and publicans than be in the body of Christ! If someone is that far gone, THEY MUST BE REMOVED TO STOP THE SPREAD OF THE DISEASE OF SIN! IF YOU DO NOT STOP IT AT THE SOURCE, THERE WILL BE A CATACLYSM IN THE BODY OF CHRIST! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Of course this isn’t the first step to take. As Matthew 18 says, we need to address the issue with the person one on one with a trusted mentor did which is exactly what Bro. Eric did with “Bro.” Steven. Then he was brought to the men’s prayer breakfast to discuss his issues where he was unrepentant about it! Then we had a church vote where it was revealed by that third party he was reveling in debauchery at this den of sin! Absolutely vile garbage that further exacerbates the problem he’s had over the past several months with this sin of his! He has been voted out of the church and is now free to engage in whatever sort of evil lustful wanton “entertainment” he desires as he signs his name on the dotted line to a one way ticket to the Lake of Fire! He is now unto us as a heathen man and a publican!
Brother in Christ, if you are struggling with a grave sin, let a trusted mentor counsel you before it gets to this point where formal church discipline is necessary! We are in the end of the Last Days and the spiritual warfare is at its worst and has claimed yet another casualty in our former leader and friend Steven. IF YOU ARE STRUGGLING MAKE IT KNOWN TO GODLY COUNSEL NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! DO NOT LET IT GET TO THIS POINT! God’s people said AMEN!

Bro. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 5: A Bittersweet Farewell
By Bro. Steven Roland
Today marks a significant change in my life. I have made the conscious decision to resign from ordained ministry. After a heartfelt meeting with my overseer, Pastor William, I decided that this would be the best course of action.
I have been honored and blessed to have been a part of this project, working alongside fantastic people and bringing the light of the Word to people across the world. This is a great ministry and I have full confidence it will be left in capable, honest, godly hands.
I resign today for the greater good of this ministry, keeping it up in spite of my own sinfulness and shortcomings.
I have grievously sinned and fallen into the depths of Satan through vile media no Christian has the need to consume, let alone someone involved in ordained ministry. I apologize profusely to Pastor William, Bro. Eric, Bro. JD, our readers, and the New Testament Baptist Church. What I have done is beyond unacceptable, and I am a far worse person for it. According to the Lord Jesus Christ it is as bad as adultery (Matthew 5:28) which is punishable in Mosaic Law by death. (Leviticus 20:10)
I have enrolled into godly counseling and am engaged in daily prayer with Covenant Eyes software on all my devices so that I may no longer be able to watch such heinous wretched things. I will do what I can to become a good layman for the Lord, as my career in ordained ministry has officially come to an end as of today.
I ask for your continued prayers and support and encouragement. I pray SimplyChristian will find a new long term Project Leader who is not ensnared of the things of the devil as I have been. Until we meet again, God bless you and yours.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #conspiracy simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 12: Biblical Entertainment
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Titus 2:12: “ Training us to renounce ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright, and godly lives in the present age.”
Pastor Steven has done a lot of good work exposing the extreme licentiousness and wickedness in these foreign cartoons that have enthralled so much of the youth in America today. I wanted to add one more thing to his exposé and that relates to this “Luce” mascot the Vatican has pushed out to try to attract youth back to their dead sinful institution. It is an abomination in this foreign cartoon style and is a symbol of Lucifer hence the “Luce” title, this is the sinful satanic papists hiding their true colors in plain sight! HOW CAN THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS? “CHRISTIANS” WHO DON’T KNOW BETTER THAN TO CONDONE THESE FALSE RELIGIONS! WE NEED TO BRING THE TRUTH TO EVERY SOUL!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What’s with “Christian” entertainment? Trying to be like the world! The only alternative we have to these sinful foreign cartoons for kids is something like VeggieTales which has zero gospel message and only presents Old Testament stories like grand myths without any proper context to the story of salvation! Kids who grow up watching these exit out of the faith because there’s no real message!
If you want to have biblically based entertainment, do what other shows have done like “God’s Not Dead” and promote a consistent message that’s in line with scripture! Dare to be different from the world and to present the case of the Gospel! The true saving Gospel of Christ is how you get people saved, not trying to BLEND IN with the world like “LuceFER” or “VeggieTales” or any of this other garbage! SO WHEN YOU MAKE ENTERTAINMENT, DARE TO DISPLAY THE TRUE SAVING GRACE OF CHRIST AND MAKE SURE IT IS SUBSTANTIVE, LEADING TO SALVATION OF SOULS! God’s people said AMEN!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 17: Backsliding
By Bro. Eric Kalinowski
Revelation 2:4-5 “Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.”
John 10:29 “My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.”
To address the latest changes, Pastor Steven is out on spiritual leave, and Pastor William will be taking over as Interim Project Leader for SimplyChristian while Pastor Steven steps away to address his spiritual needs. I will continue as Lead Preacher for the indefinite future.
We are all weak and need Christ in our lives. Pastor Steven, after a meeting with Deacons and Elders, acknowledged he has a spiritual sickness and needs help from the Lord as well as the church community. With prayer, godly communion and worship, and camaraderie with strong steadfast believers, Pastor Steven we believe will be back to living godly and faithful to the Lord.
Pastor Steven fell to one of the most insidious things, something designed by the enemy to be of utmost temptation to break even the most ardent believers in Christ. This is how the enemy wins, by isolating believers and keeping them in sin and away from accountability through other believers who can shine the light on these vile acts like scattering cockroaches of sin. What Pastor Steven fell to is uniquely evil and dangerous and affects the brain chemistry in a permanent way, hence why he’s on extended spiritual leave to fight the demons and disease of licentiousness and the resultant backsliding.
I challenge you, believers in Christ, to examine yourselves as well. Are you living holy and virtuous lives, or are you backsliding? Are you facing your own temptations alone without the light of Christ through accountability? Do you need spiritual guidance as well to keep yourself pure and holy? Please reach out to us if you too feel you’ve backslidden and need a helping hand to face the wily snares of the devil!

The Rev. Steven Roland #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

The American people have made their choice and elected once again a wicked twice divorced adulterer in Wicked Donny who failed to ban pornography, abortion, sodomy, child genital mutilation, or any of the other things promised before. And now we are expected as Christians to believe he’ll do it THIS TIME because of a “Project 2025” or other projects or things that people have talked about. But he won’t. He’s already said he will veto a national abortion ban, will do nothing to ban sexual content on television and the internet, and will continue to let reprobates like “Tampon Tim” Walz put tampons in the boys bathrooms in schools and let children be ripped apart in the womb or if they survive let them be chemically and surgically castrated to meet the sick perverse desires of the “transgender” agenda. Sodomites will continue to reign free to corrupt your kids with “drag queen story hour.” Do you really expect the man who put far-left Episcopalian Neil Gorsuch on the Supreme Court bench to do anything different?
Wicked Donny has already named Matt Gaetz, a man credibly accused of trafficking underage girls as attorney general to ensure a lawless land, put Democrat Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in charge of HHS to ensure the pro abortion and pro child mutilation agenda can continue, a man who despite being a “skeptic” will continue to let autism-laden vaccines on the market for your children. Democrats like Tulsi Gabbard are also coming to ensure compliance with the left-wing agenda. Wicked Donny will also continue to be subservient to AIPAC and the agenda of the Israeli government which will ensure that our country continues down the road to hell as the Israel lobby is threatened by strong conservative Christianity as the Zionists seek to have a weak sodomite population to ensure the destruction of our people. ..
This whole administration I predict will flop so hard and be such anathema to conservatives that we will have a President Gavin Newsom in 2029 who will take us to the communist point of no return and Christians will be jailed for using the “wrong pronouns” or for even marrying someone of the opposite sex or living as your correct gender or even doing something as necessary as preaching the Gospel, as the Gospel is banned in communist nations like China and North Korea. It’s coming!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 16: Near Occasion of Sin
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
1 Peter 5:8-9 “Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour: Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.”
Let’s talk about the near occasion of sin. Even mature believers in Christ or those who purport to believe themselves to be such, can and will be tempted by sin!
Too many of those in Christ have found themselves succumb to temptation to the vices that they may have. For some, it’s too many Big Macs and apple pies and chocolate milkshakes, for others it’s gambling at the local casino, and for yet others it’s drinking beer at the bar while watching the Lions game with your buddies. For yet others, it may be a form of media that you find especially captivating and tantalizing. You go into it, trying to expose the evils within but break down and find a thirst for such lasciviousness!! IF YOU HAVE A WEAKNESS TO WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT AND IT IS KEEPING YOU FROM A GODLY LIFE, CAST IT OUT FOREVERMORE AND LET A MATURE STEADFAST BELIEVER IN CHRIST EXPOSE THE EVILS WITHIN ON YOUR BEHALF! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Satan is a crafty one and knows your particular weaknesses and deficits! He will use them against you whether your particular temptations are lust, gluttony, avarice, anger, or any other sin!!!! Let Christ be your rock and don’t give into those sinful vile carnal desires! IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU HAVE BEEN GROWING DISTANT FROM HIM, YOU NEED TO GET BACK INTO PRAYER AND TALK TO A GOOD BIBLE BELIEVING PASTOR NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
WE ARE AT THE END OF THE LAST DAYS, AND SOULS ARE AT STAKE! WE NEED TO LOOSE SATAN’S HOLD ON US AND AVOID ANY NEAR OCCASIONS OF SIN AND TEMPTATIONS! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR WHEN SATAN IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO ATTACK THE FOUNDATION OF THE CHURCH! God’s people said AMEN!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Matthew 4:7-9 “Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.”
It’s important not to tempt the Lord. What that means, is don’t sin to see how He will react or get close to the near occasion of sin to where you are trying to put Him in a box. That’s what the Zionist religion does, when they try to lawyer their way around the law.
Jesus would not use the angels to catch Him when Satan dared Him to! You shouldn’t try to fall down the proverbial cliff of sin and try to have Him catch you too!
It should be very obvious that a hot stove is hot! You don’t need to touch it to make the connection! Believers don’t need to listen to sinful rock music, they don’t need to extensively view smut to see that it’s licentious and vile! It should be obvious to anyone who’s a mature Christian! Fire is hot, don’t stick a fork in a power outlet, and watching porn is bad and will be nothing but spiritual satanic cyanide no matter your stated motives!
God is not to be tempted and mocked and if you try to get too close to sin and go against His will to be modest and prudent in all aspects of life, then you are just like the Zionist who creates a Rube Goldberg machine to light a candle on the Sabbath! We are meant to have liberty and freedom in Christ but don’t abuse it to make a point and tempt God!

Believers in Christ, it is imperative that you worship God and live of modest means and do not be as the hypocrites! Don’t show your supposed piety when your righteousness is truly as rags!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie #sexist #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Before we begin, pray for Bro. Steven when you get the chance for his recovery. As his accountability partner, I have been diligent in ensuring he remains safe from the wicked wiles of the devil.
Wicked Donny has been making a lot of moves to “support Christianity” and lots of self-professing evangelicals and Baptists have been eating this slop up like a pig at the trough! They’ll believe any conman and false prophet who tickles their ear a bit! Just because the last guy was even worse doesn’t make this not a danger to souls too! This is the guy who refused to put his hand on the Bible during his inauguration ceremony because he knows he doesn’t believe in the Bible!
First, this “anti-Christian task force” led by papist Attorney General Pam Bondi is a farce that’ll do nothing to protect true believers in Christ from the tyranny of “conservatives” like Neil Gorsuch who force godly men to hire sodomites and effeminate sodomites and put kids all over the country in danger! Wicked Donny also gave all that lip service to not transing the kids, signing an executive order he knows will be blocked by his liberal judges like Gorsuch and Barrett and the communist in hiding John Roberts! More useless lip service he uses to defraud the evangelical rubes who voted for him!
He created this new “faith office” as well that proves he’s not a believer in Christ! He first appointed a woman which the Apostle Paul says not to do (…) And for a good reason because the faith office leader Paula White is a nutty televangelist huckster who believeth not in the saving work of Christ! She said that we must “learn from and not convert” Jews despite Jews being misled by the false pharisaical doctrine of “rabbinic Judaism” and the satanic doctrine of Zionism! She also just like Kenneth Copeland and the rest of them beg for money and promise God will bless you if you donate another jet to their fleet so they can avoid the people of God in commercial flights! Wickedness and heresy! She also speaks gibberish that she calls “speaking in tongues” which is a gift that only existed in the apostolic age and was actually other languages that actually existed, not just gibberish syllables like this huckster Paula was speaking! Yet another example of why Paul said for women not to lead! She’s even dumber than Copeland and Joyce Meyer and Franklin Graham and John Hagee and the rest! (…)

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Calvinism is one of the most dangerous and damnable heresies out there simply because it cheapens the saving grace of Jesus Christ and claimed he only died to save a small subset of people deemed the “elect” and thereby stating that the grace of Christ is unattainable to most people which directly contradicts Romans 6:23.

Calvinism is extremely vile and putrid and despicable and deserves to be cast out into the lake of fire along with anyone who dare preach this extremely disgusting nonsense.

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #racist simplychristian.shoutwiki.com


We are headed into dark times now. We have an incoming demented perverted adulterous president who wants to sell America to the highest bidder, import Muslims and Hindus and Buddhists and other non-Christians to do our jobs, and send Christian Americans to the poor house to make a quick buck. Removing Christ from our country, our government, our schools, and replacing Him with Allah or Buddha or Vishnu or any other false gods that will result in the further decay of our society. This is all part of the Zionist plan to destroy America from within and to make a quick profit as evil men like Benjamin “evangelicals are useful idiots” Netanyahu and their puppets like Wicked Donny destroy our country with this globalist Zionist agenda.
Pastor Steven has been thoroughly exposing the brainwashing that’s been happening to our young people. These foreign shows from East Asia that have been turning our kids into brain dead God hating tools since the original “Pokemon” came onto our shores over twenty years ago. Many parents, even in IFB churches, are ignorant of the dangers that lie in these programs and Pastor Steven has been making sure we don’t let our kids be set up for failure before they turn eighteen! We thank the Lord every day for Pastor Steven’s thoughtful analysis on how entertainment is one of the biggest weapons of this globalist Zionist elite!
We need to pray to Christ our Lord to excise these Zionist demons of sodomy, transsexualism, feminism, anti-Americanism, cultural and moral relativism, and the root of all this evil, Zionism. Let’s not confuse this with racism, because the issue is not that people of different races are entering America but that they are introducing false gods and repugnant worldviews. We should welcome people of all races that accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and have an American worldview. The problem lies when we have public schools leading students in Islamic prayers or learning about Buddha instead of reading the Bible and praying to God who will actually hear your prayers. We need to have faith in Christ and pray that He purge us of all of this sick wickedness that’s become in this country and that He will tell the Zionists who killed Him where to stick it!

Bro. JD #fundie #conspiracy simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

The King James Version of the Bible is the true inerrant Word of God in English, in all 66 books of the proper canon. This is the only true English Textus Receptus based version of the Bible in English, and is pure and uncorrupted from modern "scholarship" which plagues the New "King James Version" which is a trojan horse to get Bible believing Baptists to accept modern innovations and heresies.

Bro. JD #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Baptists are the true group of Christians, originating from the ministry of Jesus Christ, where we are to baptize all believers who put their faith upon Him. Baptists believe that baptism as it is biblically understood is a symbolic act that recreates the burial and resurrection of Christ, and being buried and raised again from sin by immersion only. Baptism should only be done by those who confess that Jesus is Lord and are of at least the age of accountability and can repent of their sins and understand right from wrong. Baptists also believe in the Lord's Supper as an ordinance remembering Christ's death until He come and that this is also a symbolic memorial. True Baptists affirm the Trinity, salvation by faith alone, the King James Version of the Bible being the only valid English translation, and works not being a part of salvation.
Baptists are the original Christians, entirely separate from the Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthdoxy, and Protestantism. Many Baptist groups exist, but the one truest to Christ's teachings is the Independent Fundamentalist Baptist movement

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 4: Debunking Calvinism
By The Rev. Steven Roland
"And he is the propitiation for our sins: and not for ours only, but also for the sins of the whole world"- 1 John 2:2
“For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.”- John 3:17
“For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus.”- Romans 3:23-24

Calvinism is a major problem even in “Baptist” denominations! “reformed” Baptists or “primitive” Baptists or SBC intellectual midgets who say that they are three pointers or four pointers and it’s absolutely outrageous!!!! The toxic teachings of the evil wretched sinful nasty vicious man John Calvin who wants to SEND THE WORLD TO HELL!!!! We need to realize that we are not Protestants and don’t need to listen to these snake oil salesman Protestant preachers! We’re Baptists who are of the same faith as the apostles while Protestants broke off from the diseased tree of Rome!
Calvinism is another religious faith entirely and anyone who adheres to this toxic twisted belief system will be DAMNED TO HELL unless they accept the TRUE GOSPEL MESSAGE of Jesus Christ!
If you’re a Calvinist, why do you even go to church or worship God? If I was one, I’d be sitting in my underwear on Sunday mornings eating Bon Bons and watching old reruns of I Love Lucy and Andy Griffith! If everything is predetermined and God already chose an elect, what’s the point of spreading the Gospel? It’s like the card game of War- the outcome is already predetermined when you cut the deck! That’s how Calvinists see salvation so what’s even the point of doing anything if our work doesn’t result in anything changing the outcome? It’s demented and vile sewage! It’s just like War- you can’t do a darn thing to influence the outcome so why even bother? See how sick this is? Salvation is a free choice to make or not, not some predetermined outcome and God already decided it!!!
Brother, you have agency over your life and you can choose to accept Christ as your Lord and savior out of your sincere heart and own desire. Don’t let anyone else take your right to freely accept Him away! Please reach out to us to begin a new life in Him of your own free will as He wants you to do!

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #wingnut #fundie #homophobia #transphobia simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

We need to focus on voting on our biblical principles.

We have two wicked evil candidates for president. We have an incumbent president who let openly perverted effeminate sodomite men on the White House lawn, who sponsored wicked Bud Light tranny queen Dylan Mulvaney, who wants linebacker sized men to play sports and shower with and molest women in the locker rooms and beat them up bloodily in football and boxing, and everything else like “non-binary” passports that will cause national security risks because real governments don’t recognize made up fancy candy land fake genders!

We also have a RINO running who lied about everything he said he was going to do. He said he was going to build a wall to promote border security, he was going to ban imports of Chinese junk, he was going to ban pornography from every store and computer system in America, and ban LGBTQIAPP1234+++ propaganda from every facet of public life, and bring back sodomy laws! Instead he promoted the anti natural law agenda, promoted a campaign to decriminalize sodomy worldwide, did nothing to stop effeminate sodomites from stealing women’s spaces, and he did nothing but serve his ego and cheat on his wife with the “actresses” from the very porn he pledged to eradicate like the plague it is! Young men and now even women are adopting alternative lifestyles from sodomy to “furries” where kids identifying as cats want litter boxes in school bathrooms and all this other total moral degradation!

Voting the Bible means accepting neither one of these octogenarian perverts who will do active harm to bringing Christ back to the public square! They both will take us further on the road to perdition and to moral decline! Joe Biden has us on the brink of nuclear annihilation by promoting both a proxy war against another nuclear power to protect a Zionist sodomite sympathizing ”president” in Ukraine and also a wretched Zionist AIPAC fueled genocide against innocent civilians in Gaza and Donald Trump would continue the same and make it even worse! We need to either vote for a sane third party who is Bible believing or stay home and not support evil!

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Mahō Shōjo ni Akogarete… is an extremely sinful wicked licentious and abhorrent Japanese animated work designed solely to appeal to the prurient interest. This work got an English Blu-ray release in the United States despite its distribution being illegal under the Comstock Act as it is patently obscene and has no true artistic value under the Miller test…

The series follows Utena Hiiragi … She is told her goal is to fight Tres Magia, under the syndicate Enormita, which she resists until she finds carnal satisfaction in sadistic type actions against the girls, from restraining them and tickling them to pouring candle wax on them and much more. She is eventually given the villain name “Magia Baiser…”She struggles being given over to a reprobate mind, becoming addicted to lesbian pornography and engaging in these vile acts against Tres Magia. She eventually meets other members of Enormita… episode 6 involves Alice turning Magia Magenta into a baby, and graphically involving her being tortured by tickling until she urinated into her diaper, an extremely obscene and disgusting display. The following episode involves Magia Azul, by far the largest breasted of the magical girl trio, submitting to Utena’s sinful dominatrix behavior in a vile display, all while Utena rejects her and continues her onslaught after admonishing Azul for her vices in the most hypocritical manner possible…
Utena eventually topples the leader of Enormita, Lord, by imagining her as a bratty child she torments with her usual sadistic brand of torture including spankings and other extraordinarily sinful practices. Utena… becomes the new leader of Enormita and moves the goal from the destruction of magical girls to using them to appeal to her sick and twisted fantasies of same-sex domination…
This series is of utmost wickedness and is not recommended for anyone, especially not the youth that are likely to be attracted by its animated nature and cute girls. At least in the US, its distribution is illegal and it should be banned and the American distribution company Sentai prosecuted by the DOJ for obscenity. It is utterly obscene and without any legitimate artistic value due to its utterly abhorrent, tempting, sinful, wanton, insidious, wistful, tantalizing nature and explicit depictions of BDSM lesbianism…

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #wingnut #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

The Comstock Act of 1873 is a series of current provisions in United States Federal law that generally criminalize the involvement of the United States Postal Service, its officers, or a common carrier in conveying obscene matter, crime-inciting matter, or certain abortion-related matter.
This law prohibits the Post Office from distributing anything related to abortion including materials to perform one to literature about abortions, and Planned Parenthood donation solicitations.
The law also prohibits mailing anything through the mail that is found to be obscene under the Miller test, which includes much of the smut of this wicked age whether domestic or imported. If applied properly, the law bans shipping smut romance novels like “50 Shades of Grey,” sinful coarse sitcoms like “Two and a Half Men” and the myriad of imported Japanese animated smut and many other things like pro-sodomite advocacy and “children’s books” featuring graphic pornography of minors like the now infamous book “Gender Queer.”
In 1873, Anthony Comstock was successful in pressing Congress to enact the Comstock Act to prevent "obscene, lewd or lascivious" items in the mail, with penalties up to ten years in prison. This included any pornography as well as information on contraception, birth control or abortion,... It is estimated that fifteen tons of pornographic books and publications, and four million photographs, were destroyed as a result of his labors during his long career. The Comstock Act was amended in 1923 to remove the prohibitions on distributing information on contraception and birth control due to sinful racist eugenicist Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.
The problem with modern liberal governance is that this Act has not been properly enforced in so long, but under a righteous government we could ban so much sinful garbage that makes its way to our shores. Along with a total ban on online obscenity and a firewall system akin to the Great Firewall, which totally passes constitutional muster as it would only ban unprotected obscenity, the Comstock Act would be a vital tool to restore morality in America.

Bro. JD #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

The Textus Receptus or Received Text is the correct Greek manuscript of the Bible based on later, correct revisions. Modern "scholars" rely on corrupted earlier versions which early Christians did not use due to those manuscripts being less worn, showing that they survived because Christians knew them to be defective and therefore did not use them. Good manuscripts would be used and copied more and would therefore wear out more quickly, and this is proof that the Textus Receptus is the only valid set of manuscripts that the King James Version of the Bible is based on.

The Rev. Steven Roland #wingnut #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Charles Joseph "Joe" Scarborough (born April 9, 1963) is a liberal commentator on far-left MSNBC. Formerly a RINO, Scarborough is an independent. Scarborough is known primarily for his feud with fellow liberal Donald Trump, and his adulterous ways as he has been divorced twice and is currently "engaged" to Mika Brzezinski.
Scarborough belongs to the liberal Southern Baptist Convention, and as this is the case, he ignores the teachings in the Bible about divorce. He has decided that people need to be controlled by the government, and therefore has been in favor of banning guns for self defense.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #kinkshaming simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 11: Dazed and Confused

By The Rev. Steven Roland

James 3:16 "For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work."

These days, we got people trying to call good evil and evil good! Being a normal straight man in this society is WEIRD but wanting to date elementary school kids as a 6'5 drag queen is okay according to the DNC and other progressives these days!!!!! Even the weak sauce Republicans have enough sense to know how awful this is, except the extreme RINOs like Mormon Willard and Dick Cheney! What is it with these REAL weirdos going to sodomite "pride" parades with their ball and chain and full BDSM and furry gear, and not only allowing but DEMANDING your kids see this vulgarity! They see it as a legitimate form of "self-expression" that is "edifying" to kids who need to be in a real IFB church instead learning right from wrong and to stay away from these bozos! A REAL Church because plenty of liberal sodomites in the Roman "Church" and Southern Baptist "churches" want to get at your kids in "nurseries" too instead of having young ones in the sanctuary listening to sermons with their parents next to them!

We all have accepted sodomites and predators as a "normal" part of society. But we should never!! Being a good steward of God's youth means to keep them trained in the faith, rear them in discipline, and keep them away from worldly predators no matter how "weird" Kacklin' Kamala and Tampon Tim think you are for not letting RuPaul diddle your kid after reading them a story! Only weirdos put tampons in the boys' bathroom when they have no biological physiological need for such a thing! PERVERSION!!!!!!!

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #transphobia simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Date a Live is a Japanese media franchise
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It is an extraordinarily wicked and sinful series, focusing on matters that appeal to the prurient interest. This series features excessive profanity, violence, and sexualized language and content that includes full nudity and other crass remarks and lesbianism on full display with character Miku Izayoi and public fetishism by way of the sinful antics of Origami Tobiichi. Lesbianism is a particularly prominent theme in Season 2, with Miku thirsting strongly for the feminine form and even leads to series protagonist Shido Itsuka crossdressing as “Shiori” in order to gain her favor, (violating Deuteronomy 22:5)
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The episode pans to a view of Shido being awaken by his 14 year old stepsister Kotori, in a salacious way with her behind being seen with undergarments visible and behind particularly prominent. The incestuous implications and age differences are especially reprehensible here. … Tohka is a central force throughout the series, often behaving in sexualized ways and in provocative dress, sometimes even fully nude like in the shower or a spa. Many other spirits are found and birthed, including the aforementioned Origami who became a spirit during the third season, and before that her penchant of perverse things became known: in the Season 1 OVA (Date to Date) she even dressed and acted as a dog in a swimsuit wearing a makeshift leash out in public in front of children! This is in addition to other perverse practices as BDSM and Omorashi, which are shown at various points in Seasons 1 and 3, which if taken to be good practices by youth watching this program will give them over to a reprobate mind. (Romans 1:28)
Major antagonist and later anti-hero Kurumi Tokisaki is a central focus in this series, and she is known for crass and salacious behaviors including donning lingerie in both Seasons 1 and 4, preparing to show off her undergarments in Season 1 and all throughout the series using her salacious tantalizing seductress demeanor to achieve evil goals including genocide and torture and strongly implied rape of Origami. She also makes crass lewd jokes about Miku’s large brassiere in Season 2, only further carrying themes of lesbianism in that Season. …
All in all, this is a series that … is inappropriate for youth despite being rated “TV-14” on the various releases of this series.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #mammon simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

The Lord has blessed us by keeping this ministry alive in one form or another since 2017. We are beginning a new chapter in the SimplyChristian ministry and I am glad to share that with you all. I believe this is a very worthwhile and valuable project to see to its full potential.
Pastor Grimes, who has been a guest preacher here, will be stepping up to be the assistant preacher and will therefore be giving far more sermons. He and Bro. Eric will be the main preachers going forward. As Project Leader, I will still contribute sermons from time to time, mostly as these supplemental sermons, but my main focus in this ministry will be testing the spirits and providing in-depth analysis of the spiritual dangers to our youth. As the youth pastor of our local church, I have a unique duty to provide guidance to parents who are ignorant of all the media that threatens to harm our young people, including all the foreign media with tropes and content that are unknown to busy parents. This is a concern that I’ve come across many times in my ministry.
Bro. JD will be continuing to build the encyclopedic aspect of our ministry, writing about Scripture and doctrine, as well as other historical and philosophical and political topics. I will contribute to these topics as well.
Even if we shall not know the hour or day, I believe that we are in the end of the Last Days and all signs point to the Lord coming back very soon. I want to ensure this ministry reaches as many souls as possible which is why I want to take donations for us to move this project to its own server so that we are no longer beholden to any wiki farm: I want us to have full control of our own wiki and not have to deal with these technical problems that have plagued our previous iterations, and how we were blatantly censored on Fandom for preaching Biblical truth. Please email myself or Pastor Grimes if you would like to donate to this cause. The more souls saved with this ministry, the more people who will not perish in the apocalypse. The saving power of the Gospel needs to be spread to all the lands. Please donate today to save souls. Thank you.

The Rev. Steven Roland #conspiracy #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 9: End the Occupation
By The Rev. Steven Roland
Our government in America is occupied. It is occupied by the Zionists/AIPAC who hate Jesus Christ and hate Christianity and Christians!
Their unholy book, the Talmud, says that Jesus was born to a whore and was illiterate and is boiling in excrement for all eternity! This unholy book even worse than the Quran says that it is okay to scam the gentiles and to engage in incest as long as the victim is under 9 years old! How utterly repulsive and ungodly!
Their ungodly “state” of Israel supports abortion until the moment of birth, sodomite “rights,” stealing land from innocent people and rampant legalism! Makes sense as these are the descendants of the Pharisees who reviled Christ and caused His execution!
These are the sick freaks controlling our government and media apparatus and financial institutions with usury who support the wholesale slaughter of innocent life in Gaza and spit on Christians and mock and revile them! These are the ones weakening America with these bogus wars and homosexuality and transsexualism and feminism and fake GMO Monsanto foods/fluoride in the water and Pfizer death/autism vaccines and all these other forms of moral decadence like pornography including these wicked sinful crypto-Zionist Japanese sexualized cartoons! Then cry about when anyone calls them out on it citing the fake holocaust and fake calls of “antisemitism” when all that is being stated is the TRUTH!
We need to END the occupation and end the wars and banish AIPAC and these sick freaks from our country and return to the godly Christian foundation we had!

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

K-ON!… is an extremely wicked, abominable, and licentious Japanese animated television program, ...This series features examples of lust of the flesh, glorification of homosexuality, child abuse, and other wicked perversions.

…Sawako Yamanaka is their teacher and club supervisor... She is known for participating in a satanic dark metal band during her high school years, and also for behaving in extremely inappropriate ways. She has invited the girls to her place, where they shared the hot tub, and she grabbed one of the girls’ breasts thereby sexually assaulting one of her students. She has commented on the breasts of her students on other occasions, including one where she noted that Yui’s sister had breasts that were bigger than Yui’s.

Additionally, there are two different episodes in the series, one in each of the two seasons, that focus on the girls going to the beach. This results in an extremely inappropriate exchange in the first season, where they participate in various activities while in immodest swimwear and the camera focuses on a closeup of Mio’s breasts, thereby allowing the episode to appeal to the prurient interest... Another inappropriate moment was Yui being asked to be hit with money by Sawako in imitation of what happens in seedy adult entertainment facilities. An entire plot line also focuses on Mio’s undergarments, being alluded to several times where she “accidentally” revealed them to the entire general public during a performance; while only being alluded to in the television adaptation with a blue and white rice bowl, to match said undergarments, this is further exacerbated by the actual undergarments being seen in the print version of the series and also a short in the animated series being called “Mio’s Panties”…

Another prominent theme entirely inappropriate for minors is homosexuality. This mainly comes from the teacher, Sawako, inappropriately assaulting and molesting the girls, and comments made by and towards Tsumugi. She commented in one episode that she “prefers girl on girl action” in one translation and has made other comments towards her affinity for the same sex. Ritsu once asked her if she had a crush on Sawako where this topic and exchange came up. This normalization of homosexuality is extremely wicked and leads viewers towards developing a reprobate mind (Romans 1:28)…

StevenR #fundie #wingnut #racist simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Barry Soetoro, better known by pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is a Kenyan national who claimed to be the rightful 44th President of the United States. He is a homosexual atheist liberal sympathetic to Islam and Wicca and he hates Christianity because of the truth and clarity it provides. Soetoro also claims to have been born in Hawaii. He is also known as Bathhouse Barry, due to his affinity for sodomite acts.
Soetoro is "married" to Michael Soetoro, a male transsexual who prefers to go by the name "Michelle." Soetoro also claims to have been born in Hawaii, and provided a fake birth certificate to prove that he is a relentless liar, a fact documented by then-Congressman Joe Wilson.
Soetoro won the 2008 presidential election illegitimately due to his birth in Kenya, and won primarily because of the fact that he ran against milquetoast RINO and pretend war hero John McCain and apostate Mormon and RINO Willard "Mitt" Romney in 2012. Soetoro picked sexual assault perpetrator and general idiot Joe Biden as his running mate to cater to blue collar working class voters.
Soetoro's main accomplishments include the "Affordable" Care Act, which accomplished nothing except raising health insurance premiums through the roof and then throwing more people onto the weak sauce government welfare program Medicaid. Soetoro also nominated two far-left affirmative action picks to the Supreme Court, and he nominated Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State so she could make it to where effeminate sodomites and extremely butch lesbians could lie about their sex on their passports, thus causing all sorts of national security incidents where men identified as women got flagged because of their penises.
Soetoro caused racial tensions to skyrocket in the US, presided over a sluggish economy, threw order out of the window in favor of moral decadence, and his presidency was an illegitimate, illegal, nightmarish farce. His successor, Donald Trump, pledged to undo the damage Soetoro did, but has instead continued down the path to wanton destruction.

Brother JD #fundie #sexist simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. *CC OOnt* (November 17, 1938 – May 1, 2023) was a Canadian singer-songwriter who wrote many folk, folk rock, pop, and country music songs. Easily considered one of the greatest songwriters in history, Lightfoot wrote about the struggles of the everyman, the pain of divorce initiated by unfaithful women, shipwrecks, love, and about living in an increasingly crazy world. Lightfoot sang in a Christian choir from a young age and grew in his faith as a man, going exactly where God wanted him to be.

Lightfoot was not a woke man, and he did not get on board with the satanic calls for abortion, sodomy, and transsexualism that have become ever-so-common in Canada. He was a man with a vision, a talent, and he shared that talent with everyone until the Lord called him to return home to Heaven as he died from natural causes around family and friends on May 1, 2023.

His greatest hits in the United States were "Sundown," "Carefree Highway," "If You Could Read My Mind," "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald," and "Song for a Winter's Night."

Lightfoot sang powerful songs about God including this verse from "Pride of Man."

Turn around, go back down
Back the way you came
Babylon is laid to waste
Egypt's buried in her shame
Their mighty men are beaten down
The kings are fallen in the ways
Oh God, the pride of man
Broken in the dust again

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #conspiracy #sexist #transphobia #racist #wingnut simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Michael Soetoro (often incorrectly referred to as Michelle Obama) is former "president" Barry Soetoro's "life partner" who the liberal media often referred to as the "First Lady" despite his being male.

Barry Soetoro, better known by his pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is the second open homosexual to hold the office of President of the United States, after James Buchanan. This is despite the fact that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya to a Kenyan father and American mother, thus making him ineligible for holding the office of President of the United States.

Soetoro "married" his life partner Barry in 1992. This was legally invalid because this "marriage" occurred well before Illinois recognized same-sex civil unions in 2011 and "marriages" in 2014.

Soetoro made his goal as "First Lady" of the United States to take away choices from students and parents when it came to school lunches. By doing this, kids were forced to eat unappetizing cardboard school "lunches" that were devoid of both taste and nutrition. Some school districts even cracked down on homemade school lunches because they contained too much sugar, especially if sodas were present. This was likely done to decrease school performance in well performing districts to justify the federal overreach into the school curriculum via the Common Core monstrosity. He also introduced "exercise programs" in schools to wear kids out since they were fueled on next to no calories, and this would deteriorate academic performance even more drastically.

Soetoro was likely highly influential in causing his life partner Barry to sign unconstitutional executive orders asserting transsexual "rights" in public schools and otherwise, because Barry himself has been involved romantically and sexually with a transsexual himself. Both Michael and Barry reject the lordship of Jesus Christ in a particularly boastful way.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon is an extremely liberal, wicked, and perverse Japanese animated television program, created by Naoko Takeuchi. This program chronicles the struggles of female protagonist Usagi Tsukino (aka the eponymous "Sailor Moon") in defeating enemies along with her cohort of Sailor Guardians, all while engaging in schoolyard romance.

This program should not be viewed by Christians and families which seek biblically based entertainment. The program is notorious for featuring positive depictions of false Japanese folklore religions, such as Shinto, and the use of fortune telling, magic, and sorcery all while rejecting the truth and clarity provided by the Lord Jesus Christ. Also, the program is notorious for its glorification of sinful alternative lifestyle choices by featuring two of the Sailor Guardians being in a homosexual relationship with one another. An earlier English adaptation of the program was even more wicked, featuring homosexual incest with said characters. Additionally, nudity is present as well as the female characters wearing immodest short skirts and other attire so short where genitalia could be visible, clearly designed to appeal to the prurient interest. All in all, this is a program that promotes wicked lifestyles, the lust of the flesh, and false religions and superstitious practices, and should be cast out by any true Bible believing Christian.

Exodus 20:3-5 3.Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

First Corinthians 6:9-10

9. Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10. Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 1: Let Not Thy Words be Corrupted
By The Rev. Steven Roland.

“Christians” these days are often using profane words!
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When I was in college, people called things they didn’t like “retarded” or something. That’s unacceptable! You can’t demean the mentally ill and expect to be right with God! It’s wicked!! We have to be kind to those who are mentally ill and have compassion! Sure, liberals are calling everything a mental illness these days (“ADHD” and “high functioning autism”, anyone?) except for what is ACTUALLY a mental illness (transsexualism) but we should really try to avoid using language like that! ...
Next, women are referring to themselves and their friends as the “b-word” and some claim to be practicing Christians! If you use that kind of language to refer to your friends, I hope to never hear what you use to refer to your enemies! They talk about their bodies and things in a crass and unusual way, and it’s gross and wicked! I know sinful worldly men talk about women in “locker room talk” but since when did women start doing the sake thing about themselves and their friends?? This sermon is mainly about language but then they get nude in front of one another and do vaguely sexual things? I’m guessing it has to do with the influence of the sodomite revolution that even these women who belong to Baptist churches are doing this sort of wickedness!
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This is why it’s necessary to HOMESCHOOL YOUR KIDS AND KEEP THEM IN THE FAITH!
I even heard a “Christian” man who was an usher at my old church years ago discuss the body of a particular female celebrity in such excruciatingly anatomical detail and then discussed all the sexual things he wants to do in excruciating detail, and this is the same man who puts on a smile on Sunday in his clean cut suit and tie and greets grandma when she comes in her walker and gets into the church to learn to respect the will of the Lord! It’s downright reprehensible and it must stop NOW!!!!!!!

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 7: Softening the Heart

By The Rev. Steven Roland

My state has a wicked liberal Democrat governor. Evil, wretched, vile, sickening. Gretchen Whitmer is easily one of the most detestable people in modern politics…

First, she banned people from worshiping in the house of God while keeping abortion stores and recreational cannabis dispensaries and liquor stores open during the fake pandemic! All while she was living the life of luxury eating in restaurants and getting haircuts and going on vacation all while not wearing the wicked liberal idol of a face mask that DOES NOT PROTECT AGAINST DISEASE as it says on the packaging of any non-surgical face mask! It was never about protection but having a graven image of self righteousness! But everyone else had to wear them and couldn’t get seeds for gardening or eat in the dining area of a restaurant all while they COULD fornicate indiscriminately and have an abortion while they partook of alcohol and recreational cannabis all while people of God were arrested for worshiping! This is the persecution of God’s people that was warned about in scripture!

Now with a Democrat majority in the legislature for the first time in forty years, Whitmer has gone even further, creating the “right” to perpetuate a genocide of unborn children in the name of feminism and equality! It is also perfectly legal for little girls to be molested in bathrooms and locker rooms by grown 250 pound 6’5 men in drag! Wicked false idols like Dylan Mulvaney further perpetuate this garbage! Sodomites can run free in the “Motor City pride parade” and take over the municipal and county governments all while people of God fear for the next lockdown for the “public good.” It's coming, just you wait! Big Gretch will be coming for your right to freedom of religion once she gets her way in the end!

As infinitesimal of a chance as it might have, we must pray for our leaders so that their hearts may soften to the word of God and the normal nuclear family and the plight of the unborn. If you live in a state with capital punishment, you must pray for that to end as well so that the state may no longer execute people including far too often perfectly innocent people for one day it could be children of God at the electric chair simply for preaching the Gospel! We must PRAY for an end to all injustices…

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

The Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) is a liberal group of affiliated Baptist "churches." The SBC has weakened their stance on biblical inerrancy, and they have said that the Bible contains the Word of God, rather than actually being the Word of God. They do not believe in a literal Hell for unbelievers, and they have adopted such heresies as "once saved, always saved." This means that you can pray a "sinners prayer" as a "get out of Hell free" card.

The SBC believes that alcoholic beverages can be consumed in moderation, that papist Bible translations like the NIV and NKJV can be used, and that playing cards and other forms of gambling should be allowed based upon the individual consciences of the members.

Due to diluting truth with moral relativism and feel-good theology, and the lack of hard preaching in sermons, the SBC has taken over a large part of the Baptist movement in the US, and not just in the South: the SBC is even gaining a stronghold in Michigan!

First Corinthians 3:1-3

1 And I, brethren, could not speak unto you as unto spiritual, but as unto carnal, even as unto babes in Christ.

2 I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able.

3 For ye are yet carnal: for whereas there is among you envying, and strife, and divisions, are ye not carnal, and walk as men?

Good Independent Fundamentalist Baptist churches provide the meat for grown men and women in Christ, while you can barely get any milk as a babe in Christ in the SBC.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 6: Against Pornography

“Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.”- Genesis 2:24
“ But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.”-Matthew 5:28

Okay, let’s start with Genesis 2:24. A man is supposed to have ONE WIFE if he cannot remain celibate as preferred in 1 Corinthians 7. No lusting after another woman than your wife as per Matthew 5:28. Yet, young and even middle aged men these days have a problem when it comes to easy access to free pornography on internet enabled devices without filters to block such content to fulfill lust. Plenty of this content is abominable! Disgusting fantasies of sick and twisted men who want to sexually abuse women, want to pleasure themselves by seeing atrocious acts and reprehensible and even unhygienic practices, and it’s just beyond sickening that people would sell their bodies to be seen in these programs!!!!!! Plenty of homosexuals and transsexuals there who can’t get real jobs due to their degeneracy! Yet men just KEEP ON WATCHING because nowadays sex is a commodity like everything else instead of a sacred union of man and woman knowing each other in the marriage bed as prescribed in the Bible for married couples! How reprehensible!!!!
Even worse yet, is how “high functioning autistic” (as opposed to actual clinical autism) people and other nerds/ social rejects are into the world of animated “hentai” programs! It’s even more wicked and perverse than what you can find on regular pornography sites! Incest rape, tentacles/bestiality, and these fantasies of men being chased by many women! This is a dream haven for disgusting perverted sexual deviant nerds! Any sort of degeneracy you want is just a click away! Not to mention how these nerds even make their own versions of non-pornographic characters for their own twisted fantasies! It’s beyond wicked and no godly Christians should ever even think of partaking!!!!!!! If you’re a pornography addict, get into a good Bible believing Baptist church and get into an accountability program to break the habit NOW!!!!!!!!!! Your eternal salvation depends on it!

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

This game (DDLC) has inspired a great cult following of anime lovers and other sickos. Satanic treachery has led to its immense popularity with young people and this is a worrying trend as Monika spends the last part of the game denying the divinity of Christ and questioning the very nature of God. Monika says “ I started to wonder why God was helping people pass exams, or get over a cold...When there are children who live their lives being sold as sex slaves.”This started to wonder why God was helping people pass exams, or get over a cold..." "...When there are children who live their lives being sold as sex slaves. This wicked questioning of the nature of God is likely to resonate with young millennials and zoomers who are becoming increasing more secular due in part to sinful “entertainment” corrupting the minds tot the youth and leading to irreparable harm.